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loveridden1999

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

princncess

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

fantaboy91

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

dragongirlsweetie

girls fact: anyone can be a girl yay

no-more-dead-dogs

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

onceuponawhine

so the thing is democrats need women to win. the people pushing shitty candidates in the hope they'll appeal to disaffected men (which, way more insulting than some feminist joking about, like, bald dudes btw, but wtv) desperately wish this was not so. but it is. women have to be on your guy's side. you can't say 'but trump' or 'but paxton' bc republicans do not rely on female voters to the same extent and are generally horribler, and no, you will not make up the gap with guys who usually vote republican bc they're not even paying attention to your guy except to mock him. so you do need the women.

cheaphalloweencostume

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

dreadwedge

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

dreadwedge

mature content

cages-boxes-hunters-foxes

wavesoutbeingtossed

Travis has always dreamt of taking the court at msg

Exactly anon you see the vision

maryoliveoil

Officiant: And do you take Taylor to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Killa: I DO! (Takes off running and dunks)

stillgotscars

you know what’s exceptionally impressive? taylor was not only ranked the 7th greatest living american songwriter in a poll conducted by the new york times, she’s also the only person under the age of 75 in the top 10. she’s in a league of her own among her contemporaries, and it’s time everyone accepted it.

redstonedust

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

blankspace-sydney

watching the toy story movies while i wfh and i’m sick to my stomach thinking about taylor relating to this forgotten toy who was passed off put on a shelf as a collectors item and then learned to be loved again