Who knows

who cares?

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

Reminder: to be sad

When every advertisement is a reminder for fathers day and then you get that one reminder from ancestry.com that is "hey is this your dead parent's grave marker?"

[incorrectstevebucky]

Stucky/Captain America Movies + Cards Against Humanity

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

This:

[miscellaneousmao]

Made a little flock of wooloo chocolate pops! Fluffy babies on the outside, cookies and cream white chocolate ganache on the inside 🐑🤍🖤

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

I WANT ALL OF THEM!

[plannedparenthood]

Today we mourn, honor, and remember the transgender people who were murdered because of their gender identity or expression.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[taraljc]

I accidentally paid my mortgage twice and need to pay utilities. cmon roger, do me a solid

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

Can't hurt it's a Monday

[theconcealedweapon]

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

[thotlord]

this is accurate

[bluecichlid]

Conservatives:  Why don’t you all care about me?!  

Everyone else:  [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]

[odlnsonss]

due to personal reasons *screams in the middle of a forest*

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

And thus the local legend of a bigfoot in my area was born

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

I threw this together cause a friend posted something and commented no spoilers (it was GoT related) and thought it accurate as the song the lyrics are from is "The Emperors new clothes"

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

SCP

What kind of rabbit hole have I found? I knew about the SCP, but seriously wtf? This shit is awesome, horrifying, interesting, and terrifying. Can I have my sanity back? Oh wait I lost that long ago, but still, I enjoy this weirdness and I am 90% sure I created SPC-4474-1, sorry, not sorry?

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

“Emerson said that a library is a magic chamber in which there are many enchanted spirits. They wake when we call them. When the book lies unopened, it is literally, geometrically, a volume, a thing among things. When we open it, when the book surrenders itself to its reader, the aesthetic event occurs. And even for the same reader the same book changes, for we change; we are the river of Heraclitus, who said that the man of yesterday is not the man of today, who will not be the man of tomorrow. We change incessantly, and each reading of a book, each rereading, each memory of that rereading, reinvents the text. The text too is the changing river of Heraclitus.”

— Jorge Luis Borges, “Poetry,” Seven Nights (trans. Eliot Weinberger)

[quinnandersonwrites]

Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.

[mumble--bee]

*slams fists on table*

THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

[weezley]

*flips table*

BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

[amren-rhyssecond]

*Kicks chair*

ENEMIES TO LOVERS

[asroarke]

*throws lamp across room*

HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING

[tackminyard]

*rips down the curtains*

THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM

[bellamynochillblake]

*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

[cinnamonrollwithit]

oh my god they were roommates

[shadhavar1126]

AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY

[ghostsofhood]

YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT

[princessbelix-deactivated201808]

THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES

[the-dork-web-deactivated2024030]

THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS

[fruitpun-ch]

EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE ALREADY TOGETHER

[hugealienpie]

THEY DON’T REALIZE THEY’RE SOULMATES

[jayenator565]

The fanfic tropes just SNAPPED

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

Welp I'm gonna do the thing now!

[xsaltonelvuotovieniconme]

Captain Marvel spoilers with no context

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

Raaarrr! (Reading romance)

So I am not one who often reads romance books, but this bitch is still a Lady so I do. I also know its good when I get frustrated with the main characters who are clearly in love with eachother but won't tell the other and it makes me scream and want to throw the book and then apologize and go back to reading hoping one or the other finally tells the truth so they can stop being fucking idiots and saying things like "I wonder if she could ever grow to like me?" Or "I know I am not his type" and you scream "HE LIKES YOU TOO!!!" Then they say that line "For now all I can do is support them." And you are like "Yes do that and confess so you can support them as your partner!" And then something big happens and just as they were going to admit it and you feel like:

[the-lanai]

[bifurpawzsfw]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies.

I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated comedies. 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

And they’re funny, well timed, perfectly delivered sex jokes

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

I used to watch this when it was on air as a kid... I loved Sophia and always will

[avengersgroupchat]

I don’t know why I thought of this, but here we are!

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

I think it is, cat is new usually he's something more sinister

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

Kids

If I ever tell you I want a kid, I am not talking bout a human I am talking about the cute little furry shit that is a baby goat. I mean come on they are adorable!!!! Don't try and change my mind I know what I want, and it's also to never have to mow my lawn.

[endless-puppies]

Happy new years!

Hope you all have a great 2019 🎉

[this-bitch-is-a-lady]

Happy New Year bitches