greetings

17 | f | 🐍

[chloesimaginationthings]

✨Bucky’s new arm feature✨

[ineffablyserpentine]

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

[tardis-mind-palace]

I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…

even though all the signs were there

[2k0]

get out

[myshinytardisandme]

i can feel the sexual tension

[meangirlnurse]

 okay wait how can you even reblog this without pointing out that after this musical number (which contains the lyric “I’ll show you how I swing”) they are shown to be wearing each others’ clothing with no explanation

[plinythesassier]

I know which one was the top

[llamaal]

with the amount of times I have watched this…how did I not notice?

[lordnightmare-deactivated201405]

Bop bop bop to the top indeed…

[archnasawjani-blog]

[lordemusic]

how do i know if it's really you

[wtftru-deactivated20130501]

[staggot]

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

[terrasigillata]

oh my god

[railroadsoftware]

[dekutree]

a national hero

[magicfolk]

[overrjoyd]

BASTILLE // The Driver

[couragemadnessfriendshiplove]

[r4dk1dpyrop3-deactivated2017010]

How do you cut the sea in half?

[r4dk1dpyrop3-deactivated2017010]

With a seesaw.

[waspinfested]

or you could do it the old-fashioned way

[r4dk1dpyrop3-deactivated2017010]

Fuck you all for reblogging this.  I stole this joke from an 8 year old.

[dustbats-deactivated20170918]

so my brother showed me this website that translates the time of day into hexidecimal color

[innermadnesss]

i could watch this all day

[this-is-not-eleni]

me: *looking at pictures of favorite bands*

me: fuckin idiots

me: *looks at fave*

me: ur the worst

[luchia13]

[tratscheundkram]

I feel this is really under-appreciated.

[official-putin]

when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back of the classroom a boy started crying and when we asked why he said it wasn’t fair because he only had one mom and she got two and he wanted two moms also

[officialdrunk]

‘But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?’

‘I'd pity him’

Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family 1991 

[rinssharks]

me after i take a good selfie