inner madness

non-binary and queer (they/them) hatched in 1990

[lareinecersei]

BSG: Literally tells you that Laura is dying ever since the first episode. BSG: Reminds you that Laura is dying almost constantly throughout the series. BSG: Literally calls Laura “ The Dying Leader”. Me when Laura dies: Shocked. Appalled. Totally unprepared. Who could have forseen this? My feelings will never recover.

[heyepiphora]

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[innermadnesss]

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[innermadnesss]

Hey, just wanted to make sure you knew you were blurred out on here :(

oh no! i hadn't been online in a while. turns out i had 3 stock images of sex toys 😞

[innermadnesss]

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[nolongersilkbox]

So, it’s that time again - time to get EDUCATED about buttfucking.

Honestly, anal’s my favorite. Can’t say why, but I just love the feeling of stuff being pushed inside my butt. NAH, it won’t make you gay. Lots of people like anal, and you’d be surprised by how many people you pass by on the street that can’t wait to get home and sit on their own favorite dildo. 

I tried to make this comprehensive, but it barely skims the surface of all the things you can do with a butt. If you have questions, just ask! Everyone has a different experience they’re probably eager to share.

[innermadnesss]

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[innermadnesss]

i'm sorry to everyone who has peered over my shoulder while i scroll through my photos

but you probably shouldn't look over peoples' shoulders 👀

[glyndaliker]

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

[canofmixxednuts]

This is everything

[angelicavpd]

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

[fullmetal-alchemasst-deactivate]

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?

[innermadnesss]

not even just authority figures

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[innermadnesss]

if i could stop having massive waves of anxiety right before my psych appointments, that would be great.

[energay]

[straightpeoplereceipts]

don’t you love when you’re gay and you, go for a walk and see a rainbow. it’s like… that’s for me, damn! anyway the straights can’t see this particular shade of orange so here’s the tea fellow gays: Dark Pride is gonna take place halloween night under the old mausoleum. it starts at 6pm and runs all night. please come in costume. the code phrase to get the coffin to open up and let you access the stairs is “heterosexualis renouncis”