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[memecenterz]

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[assdevourer]

[shounenchild]

This is how anime characters dance in the end credits after somebody they care about brutally dies

[epilepticsaints]

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

as annoying and harmful as tiktok is i gotta hand it to them, they have a unique pvp system

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

It just keeps going

[effemimaniac]

you need to make your keyboard more fucked up tbh

Fuck with me.

[only-tiktoks]

[maplespicetea]

Spy TF2 behaving badly

[bootleg-nessie]

Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 0/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing a absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie.

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

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Twenty One Pilots: 0/10. There's only two of them and neither seems to have received any aviation training

Mother Mother: 1/10. There are indeed two women in the band but neither of them seems to have children

Black Veil Brides: 3/10. They do wear black a lot but not usually veils. All of them have gotten married before tho so points for that

Tokio Hotel: 2/10. They aren't from Tokyo and none of them are even buildings. They have played Tokyo though, but not until seven years after taking the name and also not at a hotel

The Mountain Goats: 0/10.

I Don't Know How But They Found Me: 10/10. I sure did and I doubt he knows how. Was going to deduct a point for there being more than one of them but turns out one of them recently got kicked

Fall Out Boy: 8/10. They went on a 4 year hiatus due to interpersonal problems so I guess they did. They're grown men though

The Amazing Devil: 4/10. Could not confirm either of them being of demonic origin. They are amazing though

The Crane Wives: 1/10. Only two members of the band are women and neither of them seem to be married, especially not to any birds or heavy machinery

One Direction: 0/10. They're all going different directions now, actually

Jonas Brothers: 10/10. Fuck dude, they sure are

Boney M: 0/10. None of them are letters and they clearly have flesh

The Who: 7/10. I don't know them so to me it's accurate. But some people know them

Barenaked Ladies: -10000/10. Cruel and unusual

[squeakitties]

put the demoman wherever you please

[softdog]

[gentlemanbones]

[only-tiktoks]

[blankfairy27-deactivated2023080]

[nnugatoryextravagance]

[weirdmageddon]

[prajjna]

[gayrandalgraves]

let’s see hall & oates’s cards

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[heartfairy]

[chongoblog]

What do you have against terfs? If anything, it's misogynistic of you.

Because I care about trans people. Hope this helps.

[postanagramgenerator]

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what do you have against terfs? if anything, it's misogynistic of you. → if a weird ghost is nasty, is it funny again? tch. you goofy math soviet

[chongoblog]

Anagram generator made me think about fucked up spectres, called me a commie, and left

[buppkizz]

these 2 dragging sniper out of isolation to come hang

[prajjna]

aghSda SOlovely........ the sweetness from this drawing.... i cant take it ..too sweet... ill die for them

[castowhere]

where women glow and men plunder ig