They Call Him The Winter Soldier

Unhealthy celebrity obsessions, tv shows/movies fixations, weirdly deep thoughts and everything Marvel

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

Tony is done with them

[thebootydiaries]

3 years ago I got off work late & was in line at the grocery store and I accidentally made eye contact with a white boy in a SnapBack, he looked me up and down then in the sleaziest voice said “Salaaaa malaikum” to this day it echoes as I see him vividly during sleep paralysis

[non-cinnamonroll-blog]

he was just greeting you lmao

[thebootydiaries]

When someone breaks into your home and whispers “h-hewwo…? uWu ” In your ear as you lie still in fear, I will be in the corner, grinning. You look at me, your eyes pleading, begging for help. But what do I say? “He was just greeting you lmao” it echoes in the suddenly cold room. You hear it again, somehow getting closer. “H-h-hewwo? Is anyone thewe? OwO” who will save you now?

[jadephire]

hey op you ok?

[thebootydiaries]

no

[aegissi]

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

[reid-sam]

thoroughly invested in the saga of these two scaring the shit out of each other

[squided]

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

[squided]

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

[svere-online]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amirdrassil]

ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:

[fialleril]

This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

[qthewetsprocket]

What, your Bible doesn’t have the nativity story with God’s miracle of the sentient trash bin coming to pay its respects to the baby Jesus?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

these wise men have travelled far and brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and the plans for the Death Star

[fenris]

*drives one mile over the speed limit*  my name is max. my world is fire and blood

[vulture-jack]

*takes a turn a little to hard* WITNESS ME

[dianaofthemyscira]

I’m done running from my past.

BLACK WIDOW (2021)

[this-red-in-my-ledger]

I'm so excited for this movie!

[dadvevo]

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[chessys]

i want 2 be a she really did that!! kind of girl but i dont Do anything

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

name all seven sports

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

[ougiebougie]

[the-tide-is-out]

OH MY &UCKING GOD!

[tumblehcendrum]

Every time people’s ability to find the perfect recation pictures blows me out of the water. Which in this case would be very useful.

[marvelcelebrities]

Michael B. Jordan

[this-red-in-my-ledger]

Such a happy smile he has 😍

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

me: *embarrasses self in public* me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…