what a mess

19. Kazakh-American.

[haunted-melancholy]

neichelle

[indigodreams]

Monet’s garden at Giverny

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

guy : so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)

[mamoru]

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

[kraftykrak3n]

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

[mamoru]

You know too much.

[teenagerposts]

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

[nevver]

Sucking in the Seventies

[summerhigh]

“Wait for someone who tells strangers about you.”

— Vodka thoughts #1  (via seabelle)

[dfskle]

I just tried to look up H.P. Lovecraft because I wanted to learn about his racism and

WHAT HERO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

[dfskle]

KFKSJFKDKKCKSS

[mercuryfish]

“Greendale doesn’t exist; it can’t exist. But the show makes it feel like it’s just around the corner, and if we somehow finally made it there, we’d be among our people. We’d feel, just a bit, at home.” - The A.V. Club

[cutest-animals-here]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[summerhigh]

“If you lose someone but find yourself, you won.”

— Unknown (via deeplifequotes)

[muirin007]

“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

[veryfunnymemes]

[pentecost]

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

[drewbern]

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”

[tupacabra]

girl why are people RUNNING in the STREETS outside my apartment like????

[tupacabra]

just found out what a marathon was

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

its really funny that there’s a trend of conservatives who seem to think that “liberal arts” involves literally teaching college kids to be liberals. like wut

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

recipe: use a liberal amount of salt

conservatives: liberals want our salt now?? fucking spicecucks

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Apply the glaze liberally to the cake”

“I will apply this glaze REPUBLICANLY thank you very much”

[planetniles]

And thus, dear reader, only one tenth of the cake was glazed.