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Spain - 1966
My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? Thereād be like a new bubonic plague and heād be like āidk drink bleach about itā
Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi
they edited it, this is the original post:Ā
[ID:Ā How can dog breeders sell puppies for over $1,000? Do these puppies shit gold? Do these puppies fight crime? Can they play the banjo? No theyāre fucking infant dogs that poop on your things and love you omg. /end ID]
link to a reblog of the original post, this reblog is from 2013
EDIT: OP blocked me for calling them out in this reblog, I canāt reblog or reply to this anymore and my reblog wonāt show up in the notes, but if you reblog this from me then your reblog will show up in the notes. I thought maybe they were just trying to be funny and didnāt care if people knew they were lying but theyāre like.. legitimately trying to convince people itās true lol. Sketchy tumblr behavior, especially since theyāre promoting their Kofi on their page meaning they are trying to get actual money for lying
[Two huge bouncers in suits pick up OP by their chiton and hurl them out of the temple of Apollo]
tacking on Dizzy Miss Lizzy to close out Help! instead of letting it settle with Yesterday has got to be one of the single greatest fumbles in the history of recorded music. and yet is so perfectly encapsulates those boys ability to experience a single sincere emotion without going psyyyyyyych i fucking GOTCHA BLEGHH
the moment i saw this tweet i immediately thought of george in 1969
certified beatles post
With the caveat that i'm easily amused, every single time I listen to back in the USSR i have a think about whether it might be the funniest song ever written
hello white boys
guys... which diss track was better
Too Many People
How Do You Sleep
Good night, Paul.
Say good night, John.
The Beatles never die! ā„ļø
Beatles lore has the best side characters. There's the snobby 28-year-old film director (illegitimate son of Orson Welles no less) who's WAY too interested in mclennon and desperately wants to put all the Beatles in a desert. There's the aspiring author who hated Paul sooooooo bad but still dated him so she could write a book where he cries a bunch and she calls him a pussy. There's an evil LSD dentist. There's Magic Alex. I could go on.
Thereās Phil fucking Specter š
#cool art students from germany that only really liked george and john and found paul kinda annoying or smth#astrid + klaus ilyyy <33 (unfortunately dont know much about jurgen yet) (via @jarsfullofstars)
ok but the one who liked paul is of course Hans-Walter Braun aka icke who recorded the hamburg tape where macca IS ON RECORD DEDICATING the till there was you performance TO HIM
#also the eccentric younger brother who was whisked away to Paris by the young Guiness heir#the same who would give Paul his first trip and a motorbike ride in the moonlight and his alluring facial scarring#mike mccartney#tara browne#the beatles side characters pt ā¾ļø (via @crepesuzette2023)
#and Thee Side Character of all time - the mother of the drummer-who-was-sacked-to-make-room-for-Ringo who had a child by Neil Aspinall#mona best#the beatles#also the poet who made the beatles doubt their heterosexuality#also Bob Fraser. nough said lmao (via @me-fish)
#MLH dating gloria vanderbilt and mary tyler moore also makes me crazy#what a lifeā¦.he queened out (via @planetaire)
#i didn't know michael lindsay-hogg was the illegitimate son of orson welles but deep down i feel like i always knew#they have the same energy (via @harmonicabisexuals)
#i read that one of linda's journalist ex friends who spread slut shaming rumours about her when she married paul was germaine greer?#i ācannot for the life of me remember where i read it so i can't provide a source (via @spinnach)
#those were the days lol#neil aspinall/mona best and john riley the dentist i still can't believe that happened#also riley's wife or girlfriend worked for or had some connection with playboy#she worked for the playboy club i think (via @nikidontsurf)
#ofc hes the illegitimate son of orson welles.that makes sense for him. (via @hathahill)
#also the fact that like ????????? the Manson murders were using their music to justify their race war ideology and murder cult like ???????? (via @bugsssssssssssss)
#lmaooo i forgot about how mlh is 100% orson welles son (via @asurrogateblog)
#the evil manager who ended up being one of the big causes the band broke up#the club owner mother of their original drummer who had a child with one of their friends#the strict but well meaning aunt who always did her best to look out for john even though their personalities clashed#and also charles manson is there indirectly (via @the-electric-monk)
#it's so good#the beatles (via @thedoubteriswise)
#the beatles#side characters better than mains#but i dont support women calling men 'pussy'#mine has endured a lot - she is very brave#probably tmi (via @meledol84)
#mona best having a kid with her sons best friend and then her son being kicked out of the band (via @spiritinflight)
she deserved so much more she provided them their VENUE
#wheres bailey's post about magic alex. it's so good (via @tweeterwilbury)
#the beatles cinematic universe is wild (via @cherubina)
#when the side characters are more interesting than the actual characters (via @bbbrianjones)
not hard! when the sides deserve to be the mains
#everyone in the tags finding out abt the orson welles thing lolol (vi @elena-ferrante)
#they literally lived in a monty python sketch (via @wronglennon)
#evil LSD dentist caused the 2nd worse song on Revolver but itās still great (via @sivavakkiyar)
#maybe itās just my fault/being too online but sometimes certain things like this will just feel like common knowledge#but you absolutely cannot mention it to the average personā¢ļø or you sound crazy#Iām thinking specifically of the time I explained the meatles to my friends and they were horrified#^^even that I think was maybe more well known bc of the press since itās a wild thing to admit in an interview#but thereās obviously people who donāt give a shit about the band so ofc they wouldnāt know (via @philharmonica)
#dont forget joe orton#bludgeoned to death the morning he was suppose to meet richard lester for the third beatles film#what would i not give to have seen ortonesque beatles#rip (via @beatlestshirt)
!!!! oh a side who deserved to be a main for sure shit's crazy bro
#Tara Brown#The Guinness heir himself who died tragically young and inspired what is considered to be the Lennon/Mccartney masterpiece#Also got Paul to try lsd when even his mates couldn't (via @camibispace)
#yāall we canāt leave out jimmy and jemima#also#tru prev#itās kinda funny watching the fascination and/or horror dawn on someoneās face when i tell them deep beatles lore#everyone take a peak at the tags and notes for this post#beatles lore is insane fr#beatles ācommon knowledgeā (via @lilywolfgray)
#can't forget their hot bassist who was so bad at doing stuff besides being hot they made him face the wall (via @sockpuppetdynasty)
crying what why isn't this in any of the photos
#why was john so easy to manipulate he attracted the oddest people around (via @belatedbeatlemaniabesetee)
#Neil Aspinall Mona Best affair knocked me over. and then basically picking the Beatles over Pete? Boy.. (via @harddaysnite)
here's Stu Sutcliffe blair witching it
I think Paul tells the story in Anthology that they were having promotional photos taken but he and John were so paranoid that a music professional would notice Stu's bass was tuned incorrectly/his hands were badly positioned for the key he was tuned in that they had him hide it
the beatles
Paul: imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
John: ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane