goo goo g’joob and all that crap

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[pepperinaa]

it’s july 6️⃣… do you know what that means?🧐 on this day in music history 🎼📚PAUL MCCARTNEY and JOHN LENNON🎸 two SLUTTY BISEXUALS🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙 met for the first time 🫂 at the WOOLTON VILLAGE FÊTE⛪️🥳 in LIVERPOOL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in 1️⃣9️⃣5️⃣7️⃣ their SONGWRITING PARTNERSHIP🎶📓 would be the backbone of THE BEATLES🪲 and change the WORLD🌍 but let’s not forget that they were most definitely SUCKING🤤🤤🤤 and FUCKING🍆🍆🍑🍑 this messy decades-long situationship is one for the books 📖 these were PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 with each other until John’s death😭 and Paul continues to be KINDA GAY🏳️‍🌈 about the whole thing🤔🤔🤔 so today is all about 💋💋💋 💦💦💦💦TWO REAL GUYS get sloppy 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑

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happy mclennon day to all who celebrate

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[ohnogotafeeling]

do NOT compare mclennon to literally anyone. they cannot live upto the sheer chaos and homoerotism of john lennon and paul mccartney on a good day. they couldn't even fathom it. are you really telling me you think some guys from the 2000s are writing eyeball to eyeball thinking they're merging together as one?? or that one of them sees the other as the emperor of eternity during a lsd trip??? are you telling me they view songwriting as sex and their songs as babies bc they wanted to get each other pregnant????

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YOUR BLOG IS PURELY PEAK OMG I LOVE IT FIVE STARS SO PEAK

thank you and you've got a lucky face!

[gonnacrucifyme]

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[pauls1967moustache]

I think the Beatles would’ve been happier if they were tiny and they lived in a sewing kit in Brian’s house and they all slept inside the same empty box of cigarettes and they got to play sold out gigs for the mice

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[blackvinyl]

mutual masturbation except it's just the two of you playing your guitars while face to face with one another

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[menloathe]

what if john lennon had whatsapp 😂😂😭

paul mccartney: i NEED cock john

yoko ono: i NEED cock john

brian epstein: i NEED cock john

mick jagger: i NEED cock john

david bowie: NEED cocaina

george harrison: fucking KILL YOURSELF

the united states federal bureau of investigations: fucking KILL YOURSELF

magic alex: apple corps has 121 BILLION DOLLARS. the population of earth,

julian lennon: dad please call me. we haven't talked in three years. i miss you

mark david chapman: fucking KILL YOURSELF

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[loadingmercurywithapitchfork]

paul mccartney lies are like john and i werent gay bob dylan lies are like i used to be a male prostitute and slept in a wet cardboard box all alone

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[cogneartive]

The beatles

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Aaaaaw they're playing guitars! 🥰

[cogneartive]

Not true Ringo is beating....... his drum! 😀🥁 #drum

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Ringoooooooo 😁

[cogneartive]

Aawww Ringo 😊♥️

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[bobdylanyaoi]

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

[bobdylanyaoi]

this post is about john lennon and paul mccartney. pls dont reblog with anything else except for the person who said "transfem mulholland drive"

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[artofdying1970]

love the fact that the beatles had a little german boy courtroom sketch artist following them around hamburg like it was his job

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[oneafter909]

*whispering giggling to each other* paul seriously you g—NO i’m not going to YOU ask him—NO! *more giggling and hissing* *looking at each other and back at you* *giggling* okay okay fineeeeee! *leans towards you* hey so *giggles* i’m sorry i just, we were wondering, did you write this song because you’re like depressed or something? are you like emo or are you just religious now? *both giggling* shhhhh paul shut up i’m talking to george! because it’s like………reallyyyy good! it is! *giggling* no really keep up the good work you’re trying soooooo hard i can tell! pfft. *both laugh and walk away, stepping in unison*

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[valra-pr]

I know they certainly misread beetles as the Beatles but this is just as good

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[officialpenisenvy]

travelled to a different dimension to see if we're really friends in every universe but i ended up in a timeline where george harrison is serving life without parole for killing john and paul in 1969 so i got distracted by that and i forgot to check. sorry

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