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Hello all!

INTRO: I’ve been here for a while and have not yet done an intro post, so while it makes my heart heavy to unpin this post, I felt like I should

He/him, minor, Australian (AEST)

I mostly just scream into the void here, and occasionally the void screams back and talks to me about Yellowjackets so that’s pretty neat

I love flowers, filmmaking, art rock, vampires, poetry, Surrealism & psychedelia. My favourite directors are Maya Deren, David Lynch, Alfred Hitchcock, Tracey Moffatt and Peter Weir. My Letterboxd account is MoonTonic

I don’t fuck around about Lottie Matthews and Laura Palmer, I love them your honour

I have a much longer intro under the cut, I know people hate those but I just really like making lists. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

notahorseindisguise

im actually so genuinely happy every time someone likes this post. i do think dr mario frankenstein is such a clever joke. tying together dr mario . and dr frankenstein together. i really think this is such a clever punchline i really like this one

Watching portrait of a lady on fire on sbs on demand and i keep forgetting there are ads. Im about to cry at one of the most tender scenes i have ever witnessed and then, through the blur of my eyes, they swim into view. The minions.

#portrait of a lady on fire #céline sciamma

muppetmolly

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

lumiereswig

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

charl0ttan

i went to pen Island and. oh. oh my goodness gracious

engygeron

i went to eraserhead island and the baby

thehollywoodnecromancer

I went to radiator island and the lady

i-have-no-gender-only-rage

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

captainlordauditor

what

guardianofscrewingup

It has a national park that’s bigger than maine. Or Switzerland. A park.

I lived in Alaska for two years and I will never get over the sheer overwhelming bigness of it.

Nights where the sky is clear you can see clusters of stars or the Northern Lights dancing. When the lights are rippling especially strong and fast you can hear a static crackle in the air. When the moon is out after it’s snowed, you don’t need flashlights to see. Everything glows and glimmers like polished quartz.

But when the sky is clouded over so you can’t see the stars, you can kind of almost sense the mountains towering over you and helping to block out the light, these giant monoliths acting like this void darker than your soul. I’ve never experience night like Alaska night.

Everything is big, the mountains, the sky, the valleys.

And the dark.

thedeliverygod

what the fuck

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#the trial by franz kafka #and im rereading my all time favourite #the third policeman by flann o’brien

miniaturize

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

zonesoftime

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

unrar

A woman, who declined to give her name, is hugged by her husband as they chat between the border fence separating Nogales, Arizona, and Nogales, Mexico, on July 28, 2010. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

jackabbot

Do you ever think it's coming back? All that shit from the '90s? We were despised, but you read the stuff online now, it sounds just the same. Do I think it's coming back? Yeah. It's back, you fucking idiot. Right now, it's here.

TIP TOE • 1.01

allthingswhumpyandangsty

viralfrog

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

jewfrogs

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

thehollywoodnecromancer

RUPAUL QUOTING TOM WAITS ???? OMFG

ask-pacman

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

anglaised

its crazy tho fr bc literally any popular “meme phrase” online now is either stolen aave or nazi shit like there is rarely a in between at this point and regardless nonblacks just need to stop using it but its rlly insane how it’s always just one of those two

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

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