fun-hating weenie

my name is jack i like birds

[antiocial]

[aqua-regia009]

Ashling - Tristan Elwell Book cover for the fantasy novel by Isobelle Carmody

[camillebozabdos]

Day 10 of inktober, a little late

[fuck-yeah-middle-earth]

Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow; The days have gone down in the West, behind the hills… into Shadow.

[mikaeled]

Aaliyah in Queen of the Damned (2002)

[tiorx]

bayonetta is not sexy cuz she gets naked to fight, bayonetta is sexy cuz she can suplex like ten angels at once and has guns for shoes

[zombeesknees]

A friend of a friend is part of a celebrity stylist team and was dressing Keanu maybe 2 or 3 years ago. He joked to her that he felt like a piece of meat, being stared and and made up and whatever, and she said, "Oh yeah? Try being a woman on a film set." He got immediately serious and said, "Today? Was someone inappropriate? I can have them fired, just let me know." She has nothing but nice things to say about him.

MY BOYYY!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL KIND-HEARTED GOOD SOUL BOOOOY!!!!!

[femmegimli]

alistair “i prefer to follow” theirin is literally the definition of men get pegged

[femmegimli]

[illimitablespaces]

Falconer

Mark Beard (a.k.a. Bruce Sargeant)

[mariahxcarey-deactivated2021121]

Caution

[left-reminders]

Capitalism kills art

[booasaur]

[asgardianwarrior-deactivated202]

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[spongebobfreezeframes]

“Ahhhhhhhh.”

[cirrates]

im going to make a “never read homestuck” pride flag

[cirrates]

here it is! the colors are the characters’ theme colors inverted and the star represents being able to read zodiac posts normally :)

[weiszrchel]

Life is but the shipwreck of our plans.