Average nerd

Part time Yakuza fan blog. 27. Daigo Dojima is my wife.

[meorix]

ᴅᴀɪɢᴏ ᴅᴏᴊɪᴍᴀ 10/∞

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[arkeresia]

ahh i forgot i started sketching this one 

Print available here !

[theashenphoenix]

Yakuza 0 ⮞ Chapter 4: Proof of Resolve When you end a life, that’s the end of any normalcy for you, as well. Whether you’re out walking the streets or at home in your bed, you’ll never escape the memory… Are you really capable of offing a total stranger for your own personal agenda?

[tobiasrieper]

GORO MAJIMA | Yakuza Kiwami 2

All I’m sayin’ is… underestimate the Tojo Clan, and its dog’s gonna bite ya.

[coelasquid]

It’s true, there is actually a combination of choices you can make with Saejima’s hostess in Hokkaido that results in him calling Majima his “partner”.

[littleguysdaily]

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[refinedstorage]

i have once again forgotten how to Daigo

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[TRANSCRIPT:

Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

END TRANSCRIPT]

[fandom-geek]

Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72

The 72-year-old British actor also had roles in shows including Merlin and Little Britain.

British actor Anthony Head, best known for his roles in TV shows including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso, Merlin and Little Britain, has died at the age of 72. Head found international fame as Rupert Giles in hit supernatural teen show Buffy in the late 1990s. He went on to have a recurring role in sketch show Little Britain, play king Uther Pendragon in the BBC's Merlin, and appear as former football club owner Rupert Mannion in Ted Lasso. "He passed away peacefully of complications due to pneumonia, surrounded by his family," his daughters Emily and Daisy said. His daughters' statement said "it is with heavy hearts that we announce the death of our extraordinary father". They added: "It has been, and forever will be, an honour and a privilege to be his daughters, and to have witnessed firsthand the impact both he and his work have had on so many." They also said they knew "how dearly he will be missed by friends, colleagues and fans of the show he was in", adding that he "loved his job very much" and "always considered himself incredibly lucky". His family acknowledged that "his legacy will live on" and said they considered themselves "lucky" to have watched him doing what he loved throughout his career. Head's other credits included The Iron Lady, Persuasion, The Inbetweeners and Manchild.

RIP anthony head, you will be missed.

[earth-dancer]

ur first playthrough of yakuza 0 is fuckin wild if youve never played a yakuza game before (like me) like u start the game n ur playin as this kiryu guy who everyone says is the main character so ur like ok cool. u fuck around with some side missions. maybe sing some karaoke or do some disco with kiryus pal nishiki. theyre both fuckin nerds. u love them anyway. its fun. u play the main story. u get to this cutscene with this guy wearin an eyepatch. ur like oh shit its the other guy on the cover of the game. hes so cool. n then the game makes u play as him. hes so fuckin cool. this bitch. majima. I bet he has a dramatic ass sad backstory. then the games shows u his dramatic ass sad backstory n ur like shit. I love this sad eyepatch man. Ill kill this wrinkly old sagawa piss drinking fuck. but majima is so sad and u miss kiryu n nishiki. u miss karaoke. then u figure out u can do karaoke with majima n ur like oh shit yes. u go to the karaoke bar alone bc majima has no friends. thats sad. theres only 1 song available. its called 24 hour cinderella. ur expecting it to be some deep angsty shit bc majima is tragic n sad n lonely. u hit play. its a pop song. hmm. majima has a good voice. then next thing u know majima is doin backflips in a pair of roller skates. hes also wearin a holographic glittery suit. there are rainbow hearts n stars in the background. u dont care about nishiki or kiryu anymore

[goth-queen]

[mwagneto]

happy ofmd day!!

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]