i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.
what did he say
“you’re fired”
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i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.
what did he say
“you’re fired”
why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor
who’s the best?
self care is watching the same three tv shows over and over and over again until you die
What's your best example of correlation not equaling causation?
When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!
I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH
Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want.
Percy gets a new haircut and annabeth likes it a lot?
alright i don’t know if i’ve shared this headcanon but i got it into my head that percy and annabeth would both shave their heads after the war???
i think it’s mentioned in boo that their hair is quite wiry and dull, and i imagine it wouldn’t return to it’s previous godly lushnuss any time soon
so percy brings it up one time, all casual, like. We should just shave it off.
(lets say A’s head is in his lap and he’s running his fingers through her hair and she’s complaining about how awful and knotty it is all the time)
and she goes, Yes. That’s it, we should totally do that.
he waits a few moments for her to tell him that she’s just kidding
but she isn’t
and because they’re teenage demigods, they’re impulsive and ridiculous and they just fucking do it
they go over to the Ares cabin and borrow Clarisse’s electric shaver, bcs of course she has one
and after making up some lame excuse to her siblings for needing to borrow them, they go into the bathroom of cabin three and take turns shaving each other’s hair off
annabeth’s takes a lot longer obviously and percy has to cut a lot off before they can shave it because there’s SO MUCH of it and it’s kinda frizzy and enormous
they do a fuck awful job of it and have little tufts everywhere and when they both first stand in front of the mirror next to one another and properly appraise themselves, they die laughing for a few minutes
then they make out for a bit
then they go and find someone from the aphrodite cabin to sort it out, because someone there has to know how to fix this, right?
a few of them cry at the sight of them at first
but then they get to work
P and A sit opposite each other as they get tidied up, pulling faces and laughing like big fucking kids
everyone’s reactions are just fucking priceless
piper can’t stop rubbing her hands over annabeth’s head and laughing, telling her that she’s definitely getting an undercut now
jason gives percy a noogie until he gets kicked off
hazel keeps saying how pretty annabeth is. like. she’s so pretty. how? how is she such a majestic being???
leo dubs them both as furiosa and mad max. the names stick.
frank tells percy that he’d had his hair shaved off when he first joined camp jupiter and would never go back cause his head kept getting cold. bless his soul.
clarisse begrudgingly admits that they look pretty badass before blowing up about the fact that they used HER shaver without her permission
sally looks mildly traumatised for a few beats before she makes a cup of tea and Calms Down about the whole thing because it could be a lot worse
they could have gotten matching face tattoos, for instance
“Yes, thank you, Paul. Please don’t give them ideas.”
they get stared at for a while around camp but eventually people get used to it
they still get stared at a lot though because they do look pretty badass and very pretty
and then when it starts to grow back!! all soft and curly and ahh
grover is constantly making flower crowns for them both because it’s the perfect length and they look cute af
(ref: jane the goddess)
they’re both always running their hands through each other’s short hair when they’re making out or just chillin bcs it’s so soft and nice
and it’s so healthy
for the first time since Tartarus, they are both starting to feel healthy again
they’ve been building up their fitness again and no longer lose their breath so quickly (with help from Chiron)
they’ve talked and talked and talked, with each other and with their friends and parents and chiron, about everything, and they are starting to heal on the inside too
but because this is such a physical difference, they both really start to appreciate how much they’ve healed and changed and grown
(i’m sorry this really diverted from your ask, i’m just very passionate about this)
fave rebuke to this fresh line of bullshit your dumb ass brains have managed to twist themselves enough to spew
i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”
because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?
a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”
so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency
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fuck me up with this delicious rube goldberg nonsense
there r tears in my eyes
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the best part about friends is that it had the most iconic twist in romance ever like in the beginning seasons they really played us with the ross/rachel dynamic and how they were the absolute “it” couple of the show and that everyone will want to root for them to get together and then all the sudden???? chandler and monica literally come out of nowhere in a span of three episodes?? but the best part is,,,,,,,they actually have a great dynamic?? like they had a great dynamic as friends but as a couple,,,,,they brought out the absolute best in each other??? And they grew slowly and worked through both of their insecurities and became an even stronger couple?? and then the writers tried to bring back rachel/ross again and it just,,,,,,didn’t compare because chandler and monica had surpassed their trash dynamic by 1000x at that point. anyway, god bless chandler and monica
So whenever i would watch movies and see The Badass Female Character fighting in various ways, something about it always bugged me. I just assumed it was internalized misogyny that made me dislike characters like black widow and Tauriel and tried to make myself like them.
Then I was rewatching Mad Max Fury Road the other day and I noticed that nothing bothered me about watching Furiosa fight and I realized the problem wasn’t watching women fight in movies that got on my nerves.
Watching the stereotypical Badass Female Character she always has these effortless moves and a cocky, sexy smirk on her face as everything is easy. Watching Furiosa, she grunted and bared her teeth. Her fighting was hard and it took effort and it hurt like fighting is supposed to. For once her fighting style wasn’t supposed to seduce the audience it was to be effective.
I wasn’t disliking these characters because they were women I was disliking that their fighting was meant to remind me they were women. High heels and shapely outfits and not showing effort or discomfort because it’s more attractive to effortlessly lift a long leather clad leg over your head rather than rugby tackle someone.
It’s the same with the Wonder Woman movie too. Fighting is hard and it takes effort, blocking bombs and bullets with a shield makes her grimace and bare her teeth with the effort it takes. She’s not flip kicking bombs she’s yelling and straining, not because she’s weak or bad at fighting but because that’s what it would be like.
I really hope we’re moving into an era of women having fighting styles designed for realism and not how hot it looks for the men in the audience.
THIS.
Hades suddenly realizes he technically never “claimed” Nico, everyone just figured it out. To fix his mistake and be a good dad whose sone knows he loves him and is proud of him, Hades personally comes to Camp Half Blood with a megaphone and shouts NICO DI ANGELO IS MY SON
“JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN’T SURE”
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THIS. I saw a post the other day that literally said if you do it to a fictional character, you’ll do it in real life.
No. Just NO.
I’m so glad someone put it into words.
Lin-Manuel Miranda is a legend, and he’s absolutely right.
And I really feel like there are parts of fandom that don’t get or don’t believe this, and I think that’s troubling. I’ve seen arguments that people shouldn’t have dark fantasies, or that bad impulses in themselves make a bad person. I’ve seen so much shaming over thoughts.
And if you get to a point where it’s bad to have dark thoughts and it’s bad to wonder what something would be like and it’s bad to put yourself in the shoes of anyone who isn’t “pure”, if fiction is no longer a realm where you can confront and explore, but an ongoing test of moral purity… well, maybe not everyone’s brain works like mine, but I feel like that takes away something incredibly important to being human.