Foreground.

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

you come to me, on the day of my ovulation,

[barbie2023]

can’t explain it but the kitchen is the most romantic room in a house

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aisdead]

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

concept: me in very bright primary colors, my girlfriend in a totally normal outfit but her t-shirt reads “if you’re mean to my clown I’ll attack”

[voulair]

me @ the stars: help me

[etteette]

squares so far…

(1x1 inch cartoons) 

[molebucks-deactivated20150826]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[tchaikovskaya]

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

[kristina100000]

vibe

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

[severalowls]

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.

[goblinmouse]

Make music not messes

(Or make messy music, that’s good too)

[blairwitchapologist]

you took the worms right out of my mouth

[toadschooled]

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]