stoked

jay or jada

[1teeth]

My ask box

[downwithneocolonialism]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

The whole hetalia discord raid thing is like if you had a rat problem in your house in 2010 and it kind of eventually went away on its own so you forgot about it but then like, now, almost 10 years later a teenager shows up at your house and is like “im here about the rat problem” and youre like “what ra—“ but before you finish your sentence theyre going ham at your walls with a baseball bat and release like a swarm of rodents that r like old and feeble but still absolutely full of rabies. Or something like that

[sexhaver]

[bebemoon]

i’m trying to live a laura ashley circa early 80s kind of life-

[bebemoon]

so, just to clarify-

[honeycorpse-deactivated20121225]

[dangerous-wilds]

now THAT’S what i call BED & BREAKFAST!!!

[stimman4000]

[sensorygif]

sensory

[therealstara]

These are what the gifs are called i’m

[thankyu]

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

cant relate

[solardivulger]

[justneckbeardthings]

[shmeards]

took me ten years to cut it in half with this piece of shit sword

[veryfunnymemes]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypegirl]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypegirl]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[muchymozzarella]

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild 

[mangotrash]

me: i won’t get jealous me: who…that… :+)… .…

[thebootydiaries]

me being born: *peace sign* hey

[twixnmix]

Keith Haring painting a mural on Houston Street and Bowery in New York City, 1982.  

(Photos by Martha Cooper)

[lamignonette]

[aromantic-eight]

[id: a large sheep lying in the Loaf position, with a tiny baby sheep lying on top. end id]

[thisisjadabell]

me: *crawling butt naked into a Wendy’s at 4pm on a Tuesday evening dehydrated and disgruntled with a broken Super Soaker strapped to my back* someone please, fall in love with me, I’m begging you

[cutestsuggestion]

all I can think about lately is how much I want to kiss you