Welcome To My Night Circus

Jack. they/them/theirs; she/her/hers. 21. Asexual. Panromantic. I am sex-friendly, so I will reblog the occasional NSFW post, but I always tag it 'NSFW'. I like eskimo kisses and warm cuddles on a chilled day.

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Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

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OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

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Update:

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AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

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Armin - Soldier did I mention I love Armin

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bucky: hey sam, can I get a ride home? 

sam, getting into his car: I don’t have a car. 

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I raise you

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Ante up

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hey

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i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

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this is it. everyone needs to step up their game.

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

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GTFFFFFF

[tinybro]

so we have a conversational safeword in my group of friends and it’s great, idk why more people don’t do this. whenever someone wants a subject to be dropped immediately no questions asked we just say “spleen” and we stop immediately and it’s a really good way to avoid crossing the line between teasing friends and genuinely upsetting them by accident, or stopping debates from turning into actual arguments

[the-hopeful-lark]

Wait but no this is actually a brilliant idea. 

[imakegoodlifechoices]

When I was a little baby high school student, I used to do the Living Chessboard at our local Renaissance Faire. We always used “forsooth” to indicate if someone was actually injured and needed to quickly end a choreographed fight. It was also very useful when doing little street improvisations because if someone tried to stop you, you could say “forsooth good sir, I must leave.” and they knew you couldn’t do a scene right then. We all used it in real life too, to say “no really” and it was amazing because there was a word used in a casual setting that meant “I’m not playing, I need you do listen to me.” So if someone tried to pick me up or tickle me, I could say “forsooth stop.” And I was instantly obeyed. I had “forsooth” long before I learned what a safeword was, and having a non-sexual safeword for everyday use amongst a circle of friends was the best thing ever. It made me feel very safe and listened to, even as a tiny 14 year old. Because let’s be honest, 14 year old me was teeny tiny and adorable and it’s easy to coo at kids when they say “no don’t pick me up!” but to have a word that every single person respected to mean “whatever I say after this MUST be listened to” was amazing. It gave me a definitive voice when it would have been easy to dismiss me.

So basically having platonic safewords is awesome and I’m all for it.

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this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human

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Why is there a moose in my space

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expecting a normal sized human

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YES EVERYONE COME OVER FOR THIS