Braids belong in the office
Kinks, coils and curls belong in the office
Natural hair, afros and locs belong in the office
Black womenās hair is professional and belong in the workplace
Because black women belong in the workplace. Periodt.

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@thisisrelephant
Braids belong in the office
Kinks, coils and curls belong in the office
Natural hair, afros and locs belong in the office
Black womenās hair is professional and belong in the workplace
Because black women belong in the workplace. Periodt.
guillermo del toroās little brother
every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and itās always so fucking good
The kind of secretary who schedules you an appointment with multiple skull fractures
āA female with ADHD may be less hyperactive and less impulsive than her male counterpart. Instead she may present with more subtle symptoms such as being disorganized, scattered, forgetful, introverted, withdrawn and socially isolated. She may have great difficulty keeping her focus on tasks, becoming side-tracked and easily distracted by things around her or even by her own thoughts. It may take her a little longer to process information, so that she appears āslowā or āspaceyā or āflightyā, when in fact she may be highly intelligent. She may have a low tolerance for stress, feel extremely sensitive to criticism, and work hard to conform to adult expectations in hopes of gaining approval from others. She may have a hard time saying ānoā to others, over committing to responsibilities that she cannot fulfill. It may be difficult for her to make firm decisions on even simple tasks, so that she seems wishy-washy and indecisive. Problem solving situations can become overwhelming and she may often find herself stuck, experiencing a sense of paralysis, unable to move forward at all. Managing her time can be quite a challenge, as well, and ārunning lateā may be her norm. She may also be hypersensitive to her environment ā the noise, the sights, even touch ā and quickly become overloaded, āshutting downā and unable to function. She may feel and incredible sense of shame, berating herself for not āliving up to her potentialā.ā
ā Keath Low, MA
woah dude Iām honestly gonna cry this just describes my life perfectlyā¦
May the Fourth Be With You
Donāt forget to wear glitter, take your meds, and practice self-care in honor of our dear departed Space Mom.
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Ā Takabatake Kashou / é«ē čÆå®µ, 1888 - 1966
If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I donāt fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you āhave toā report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesnāt speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know theyāre not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. Thatās terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborersā clothes? I feel you, my dude, I canāt afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes itās not even about āaffordingā them. They say theyāve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isnāt your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you donāt recallāyou meet a lot of people.
And then, if youāre asked: no, you havenāt seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Donāt do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
āHave you seen an illegal immigrant?ā
āCould you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?ā
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
āNo, sir, I havenāt seen any illegal immigrant.ā
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you canāt see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
Iām not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
So, Iām a lawyer, who deals with immigration though does not specialize in it. But hereās the thing(s):Ā
1) Even someone whoās working could be here on a migrant (or other sort of) visa (hey, there are a few thousand per year, and *someone*ās got to get them, right?) or could be waiting for their case to resolve in immigration court, after having come to America to join a born or naturalized American family member.Ā
2) Even people who are working improperly could have come into the country legallyĀ ā and just overstayed their visa or be violating the conditions of their visa, and you have no idea what the niggly little regulations that govern that might be.Ā
3) If a law enforcement officer asks you about a neighbor/friend/etc., take this moment to remind them that, unlike them, you cannot ask a random person off the street for their ID and be entitled to a response.Ā
4) Even if someone has told youĀ that they are undocumented, you still donāt know, do you? Humans lie all the time. How could you know for sure? You canāt, because they canāt prove that they have a lack of papers. Just because you havenāt seen papers doesnāt mean they donāt exist!Ā
5) Donāt ever talk to cops in general. Why are you talking to a cop? Stop that, as soon as it is safe and feasible.Ā
Love,
a very tired public defender
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
Youāre going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.Ā
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and Iām almost halfway doneā¦
One hour and half done. Thatās impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this⦠i hate everything
iād rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hoursā¦. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
Iāve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.Ā
Please. Please donāt bring this back.
āTis the season.
its almost the season again
Hey yāall. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors werenāt sure why but I fucking know.
Perfect napping weather
This made meĀ laughĀ for a couple of minutes it is soĀ hilarious and cute!
This made my day:33
obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin
portals
Donāt walk up the stairs
if i want to get abducted by the fae thatās MY choice and you canāt stop me
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