This is the Nuclear Shack

Blog about D&D, Memes, and tubes full of cats.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[leatherh0ff-deactivated20140813]

it’s like christmas morning

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

were I a figure in a Greek tragedy I simply would not eat unidentifiable meat at a banquet unless all my relatives were accounted for

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you show up to my banquet and eat your fill and only then do I reveal that I prepared your Impossible Burger out of your beloved soybean plant which you loved like a son

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

hey thyrestes have you heard from your prizewinning giant onion recently? just curious...

[voidartisan]

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

[voidartisan]

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

[voidartisan]

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

[voidartisan]

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

[disassociatingsquid]

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

[dashcon]

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

[gehenna27]

[nightowlqueen]

[headspace-hotel]

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

[foulserpent]

i just appreciate that the people in the metal gear universe in nyc canonically on this day in history watched the damn president dressed in like dr octopus gear be killed by some twink in a sword fight

[coherentinsanity]

Wait Armstrong was dressed like Dr. Octopus?

[foulserpent]

no youre thinking of the other time raiden killed a US politician with a sword

[yugiohlesbians]

this made me laugh so hard i thought i was goinh to throw up. the animators didn’t care enough i fucking guess

[yugiohlesbians]

[ampervadasz]

[shintox]

This man’s even wearing gloves so his sweetly hands don’t slow his swipes down..

[bazemayonnaise]

once went to a japanese arcade and a man watched me play the taiko (drumming) game, gave me a little applause, and then started his game, pulled out a set of custom drum sticks from a bag that held several different weights and then proceeded to play faster than the speed of light.

[goldenfuzface]

As someone who lives in Asia, where speed-break-your-wrists type of games are incredibly popular. Yeah. Thats just how it is. You walk in any arcade, up to any cabinet, claw game, DDR, anything. And %80 of the time there will be some dude with a bag of quarters, who watches you play a game or two, then happily nods, claps and smiles at you. Before they reveal they have the key to open a rift in time and space. They show you a glimpse at the answers of the universe while simultaneously showing you what you could have accomplished if you never accepted the rules and boundaries of the universe. Then, if your lucky, they might gift you a little plush you waisted $34 in won and about 2 hours trying to get it yourself. You will never see them again after this.

[digital-magus]

The implication that apparently these demigods routinely give us lesser mortals cheery applause and encouragement feels delightfully wholesome, compared to the holier-than-thou attitude you get in some branches of gaming.

[favoritesticle]

[xkoifishteax]

I didn’t know he was Jewish.

[uncle-cazador]

Mothltav

[bogleech]

Instead of being chained to a rock it would have been funnier if Prometheus just got his liver eaten by the bird no matter where he was or what he did, like he could wall himself up in a concrete bunker under the sea and it would still find him through even the most contrived Rube Goldberg sequence of coincidences and looney tunes antics

[luxwing]

There is a framed portrait of Heavy TF2 under my desk and Raz curls up in my storage bin and gazes longingly at it as tho the Heavy was the only thing holding his little heart together

[luxwing]

"oh Heavy TF2, we're really in it now"

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

re-creation of one of my favorite audio posts (which is now broken)

[tooies]

scp foundation thinks i mind control people to escape my enclosure but im actually just asking really really niceys

[aqueousstar]

me too pal

[aqueousstar]

hey wait you're supposed to be in your enclosure

[tooies]

dont even worry about that

[goweninsane]

I want a soulsborne messaging system irl. I saw a straw under the grates of the soda machine and I wanted so bad to leave a little sign that said “free him” with an arrow pointing to it. I want to stop in the middle of a crosswalk to read a message that says “try tongue but hole” and then get hit by a car. I want to see a “Liar ahead” sign in front of some guy’s house. I want to see fifty “merchant ahead” signs in front of every single store. I think it’d be funny.