Love Settles on Fairy Wings

We call it pixie dust.

[beyondtheoath]

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

[expect-the-greatest-deactivated]

I just want to aplogize to all the substitute teachers. ..yall didn't deserve that :(

[actualfarmerclintbarton-deactiv]

[wittyusernamed]

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

[rocketxsurgeon]

OH MY GOD

[teaandtime]

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

[manynamedshe]

I love octopuses so, so much.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

[vin-goghsts]

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

i relate to this so much

[coyotestark-deactivated20131231]

[thenib]

Less Popular Pokémon by Gemma Correll

[rlcraigtucker-deactivated202107]

Ryan puns. send help I've had 0 sleep.

when Ryan’s in the forest. Ryan moss when Ryan’s making a pizza. Ryan sauce when Ryan’s making a salad. Ryan toss when Ryan gets a job Ryan boss when Ryan loses in hockey. Ryan loss

[miseryismine]

Mood always…

[forgofamilyforgofriendsx-blog]

[lipstickndynamite-deactivated20]

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

[doctorinternet]

What this is so beautiful

[clareer]

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

[profanities]

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

[shrek101]

[horribleached]

ah. i’ve finally found my place in camp half blood

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

the best apology is changed behavior

[eastafrician-deactivated2018041]

Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.

[idk-idk-idk-idk-idk-id]

[stunningpicture]

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

[nosdrinker]

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

[leslieknxpe-blog]

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

you’re welcome

[nathanvj]

i thought they were partying

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

[nikolai-watson]

[machoboy69-deactivated20181218]

This will never not be funny