Punk On The Low

Pee pee poo poo

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[max-oats]

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

[max-oats]

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

[max-oats]

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

[max-oats]

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

[rollerskate2theface]

Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

(+Extra)

[bee-dot-exe]

I'm crying

[rotten-decay-deactivated2024021]

you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[caats]

[chroma-imp-draws]

[hrwinter]

[thislittlesonofa]

We love our black cats <3 happy Friday the 13th!!!

[aropride]

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

[the-golden-dragoness]

Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

[e3khatena]

He framed an article talking about this and keeps it with his other accolades.

[greenyvertekins]

Sonic characters and their canon ages, weights and heights

Sonic (Modern) - 15 years old, 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Sonic (Classic) - 16 (Classic era), unknown weight, 76.5cm (2′05′‘)

Werehog - 15 years old, 60kg (132.2lbs), 125cm (4′01′‘)

Chip/Light Gaia - Age unknown, 5kg (11lbs), 45cm (1′05′‘)

Dr Eggman - Unknown age, 128kg (281.6lbs), 185cm (6′00′‘)

Eggman Nega - Unknown age, 128kg (281.6lbs), 185cm (6′00′‘)

Metal Sonic (Classic) - Age N/A, 125.2kg (275.4lbs), 76.5cm (2′05′‘)

Metal Sonic (Modern) - Age N/A, 125.2kg (275.4lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Tails - 8 years old, 20kg (44.1lbs), 80cm (2′07′‘)

Knuckles - 16 years old, 40kg (88.2lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Amy - 12 years old, SECRET! (Weight), 90cm (2′10′‘)

Shadow - 15 (Physically) Around 50 (Chronologically), 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Rouge - 18 years old, unknown weight, 105cm (3′05′‘)

Omega - Age N/A, 1230.512kg (2712.82lbs), 150cm (4'11")

Cream - 6 years old, 12kg (26lbs), 70cm (2′03′‘)

Vanilla - Unknown age, unknown weight, 130cm (4′03′‘)

Emerl - Age N/A, 14kg (30.9lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Gemerl - Age N/A, 110kg (242.5lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Big - 18 years old, 280kg (617lbs), 200cm (6′06′‘)

Froggy - Unknown age, 500g (1.1lbs), unknown height.

Gamma - Age N/A, 825.256kg (1819.378lbs), 215 cm (7'01")

Beta MK II - Age N/A, 1024.256kg (2258lbs),  200cm (6′06′’)

Vector - 20 years old, 200kg (441lbs), 180cm (5′11′‘)

Espio - 16 years old, 36kg (79lbs), 110cm (3′07′‘)

Charmy - 6 years old, 10kg (22lbs), 70cm (2′03′‘)

Mighty - 16 years old, unknown weight, unknown height.

Blaze - 14 years old, unknown weight, 95cm (3′01′‘)

Silver - 14 years old, 35kg (77.2lbs), 100cm (3′03′‘)

Tikal - 14 years old, unknown weight, 95cm (3′01′‘)

Pachacamac - 52 years old, 48kg (106lbs), 115cm (3′09′‘)

Maria Robotnik - 12 years old, 32kg (70lbs), 140cm (4′07′‘)

Gerald Robotnik - Unknown age, 88kg (194lbs), 170cm (5′07′‘)

Biolizard - Age N/A, 19.5m (64ft), 87.5t (192,904lbs)

Marine - 7 years old, 75cm (2′04′‘), unknown weight.

Jet - 14 years old, 100cm (3′03′‘), 33kg (72lbs)

Wave - 18 years old, 110cm (3′07′‘), unknown weight.

Storm - 19 years old, 140cm (4′07′‘), 80kg (176.3lbs)

Orbot - Age N/A, 87cm (2′10′‘), 30kg (66.1lbs)

Cubot - Age N/A, 90cm (2′11′‘), 39kg (86lbs)

Zavok - 148 years old, 155cm (5′01′‘), 80kg (146.4lbs)

Zik - 1,036 years old, 61cm (2′00′‘), 8kg (17.6lbs)

Zomom - 133 years old, 170cm (5'07"), 260kg (573.2lbs)

Zazz - 127 years old, 145cm (4'09"), 49 kg (108lbs)

Zeena - 120 years old, 136cm (4'05"), 38kg (83.8lbs)

Zor - 112 years old, 80cm (2′07′‘), 14kg (30.9lbs)

[greenyvertekins]

More :P

Tangle - 15 years old, 100cm (3′03′‘), 25kg (55lbs)

Whisper - 16 years old, 100cm (3′03′‘), 40kg (88.1lbs)

Dr Starline - Age unknown, 120cm (3′09′‘), weight unknown.

Mimic the Octopus - 32 years old, 100cm (3′03′‘), 30kg (66lbs)

Slinger the Ocelot - 14 years old, 110cm (3′07′‘), 40kg (88.1lbs)

Claire Voyance - 15 years old, 70cm (2′04′‘), 15kg (33lbs)

Smithy the Lion - 20 years old, 140cm (4′07′‘), 80kg (176lbs)

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

I kinda headcanon Starline’s birthday being on April 20th and being about 25 years old.

[greenyvertekins]

Sounds about right.

I forgot to add ONE more;

Movie!Sonic (Teen) - 13-14 years old, 28kg (62lbs), 67cm (2′02′‘)

[andtails]

The next time I see a Sonic character age debate, I’ll just link this post.

[cimmaninroll]

@greenyvertekins where did you pull this information from? So many sources have told me different things

[greenyvertekins]

Shadow’s age came from the leaked internal Sonic 2006 document. Shadow’s profile within it stated his age as 15. His weight and height is on SONIC CHANNEL. Classic Sonic’s height was ascertained from Classic Metal Sonic’s height as given in the JP Sonic CD manual. MS is 76.5cm tall so as Sonic’s sprites are at equal height to him, he must be 76.5cm in height too. Sonic, Tails, Dr Eggman, Knuckles, Metal Sonic Amy, Rouge, Cream, Big, Tikal, Jet, Wave, Storm, Vector, Espio, Charmy, Chip, Gamma, Blaze, Silver, Nega, Cubot, Orbot, Emerl, Gemerl and Marine’s stats came from SONIC CHANNEL. Pachacamac’s age, height and weight is stated in the official JP Sonic Adventure Guide. Froggy’s weight is stated in Sonic Adventure when you catch him in a stage. Vanilla, Beta Mk II, Maria, Gerald and the Biolizard’s stats are stated in Sonic X. The Deadly Six’s stats were all revealed in info cards posted by Sonic social media accounts. The IDW-exclusive characters stats were all stated in info cards posted by IDW’s social media accounts. Movie!Sonic’s age and stats were stated by Jeff Fowler i.e The director of the Sonic movies.

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[thislittlesonofa]

I’m a lesbian but god dAMN 😀💍

[resqectable]

“There are 97 million songs about love in this world, and sometimes all you need is one to remember that it truly does exist for you.”

— Juansen Dizon

[thoughtcascades]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a rock

[badjokesbyjeff]

For all the single people thinking of getting married, here are the pros and cons:

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

[kailysander]

Queer Mexicana 🇲🇽

[reactionimagesdaily]

[tartrazeen]