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If you're looking for a blog with any semblance of order then you are absolutely at the wrong part of the internet.

[empoliam-deactivated20140210]

[tall-tiny-and-broody-deactivate]

I have never felt so close to Anna Kendrick until now

[wild-eyedsoutherngirl]

[minacoladas]

I love this post so much

[shrmptst]

my hand slipped

[elasmata]

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

[sodomquake-deactivated20140715]

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

[wolvensnothere]

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Health and Safety Druid

Druid (me) and rogue were entering a dungeon occupied by hobgoblins. The hobgoblins were alerted to our presence and were moving towards us, so we attempted to stealth and hide. The rogue was successful. I was not.

Me (OOC): Okay, I stand up from the behind the barrel and say in goblin: “Congratulations! I am very impressed! Your security is top-notch! I’m from union health and safety, I’m here for the inspection. You’ve passed this round, would you mind taking me to the boss now?”

DM: *SIGHS* Not this **** again. Roll deception.

Me: *rolls nat 20*

The hobgoblins fully believed me and led me through the dungeon (with the rogue sneakily following at a distance), carefully pointing out trip wires and other traps along the way and keeping any dangerous creatures at bay. They led us into their king’s chambers and left us alone with him inside.

DM: This dungeon was supposed to take you all night. It took you 20 seconds.

[oshawottprincess-deactivated201]

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

what did this bird do

[grandtheftputo]

I wish i had context on this 

[nevynerviine-deactivated2015041]

here u go

[rorytelling]

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

[depressionlemon-deactivated2016]

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

[rm-bottleneck42]

[kuma-kuro]

@ser-louis

[manokein-blog]

[arkhamknignt-archive]

[mediamattersforamerica]

From being called a “worthless bitch” who “needs a shock collar” and “seems castrating,” it’s hard to overstate how much sexist bullshit Hillary Clinton has had to put up with in the media.

[fuck-yeah-dylan]

Like I am Team Bernie 1 million percent. But this shit really needs to fucking stop.

[eclectic-like-furniture]

I dislike her for a lot of reasons, but this sort of reinforcement of blatant sexism in media and politics is unacceptable. They’re attacking her for simply being a woman.

[reginaeinferos]

jfc

[celestial-bomb-blog]

What do you mean watch a woman get older everyday? Are politicians not suppose to age? Do you hide your wife as she gets older? Like what?

[mythosidhe]

I don’t care if you agree with Hillary’s political views or not, you have to at least give her some respect for putting up with this shitshow.  Sure, all politicians get put through the ringer during an election, but she has to endure so much more of this fucking asinine nonsense, just because she is a woman, an older woman at that, and has the gall to not ‘stay in her place’.  Be as loud as you want to, Hillary!  Make those homophobic sexist assholes uncomfortable.  Get in their faces.  You are a beacon for loud, obnoxious women everywhere.

And as far as her being a ‘stereotypical bitch’ is concerned?

Go fuck yourself, Glenn Beck.

[gordman2]

[burriesss-deactivated20160723]

“gay club”

[aprilsludgate-deactivated201503]

[thisperyears]

2016 election

News anchor: The new president has been elected.

The entire US population: *sweats in anticipation*

News anchor: and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[koukoukrunch]

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

[starpyrate]

When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

[cerastes]

When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

[nevermore117]

when someone beats you at a game you’re boss at 

[pidgeee-was-here-deactivated202]

not knowing how to play a game so your friend explains

[ihate4kids]

When you don’t know how to play a game, but your friend is a boss at it and they carry the entire team

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R

which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

[taiey]

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

[paxbe]

2nd two letters of your mother’s last name Last two letters of your father’s last name

1st three letters of your name but with an R

[prozd]

haho run

[timgy]

Mine is ENTS RAM

That’s TERRIBLE

[jakegyllenhaalelujah-deactivate]

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

tag yourselves im thirstday

[masterofallbacon-deactivated201]

YAHOO IS KILLING FLICKR AND MIGHT KILL TUMBLR

This is a screenshot of a confidential Yahoo investor presentation. It appears that Yahoo plans to kill Flickr and perhaps Tumblr as well. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD

[relatablepicturesofjonjafari]

Please spread this around Tumblr. Yahoo has a history of swiftly killing sites on short notice, even if they have a large userbase like Tumblr. There is an independent group of archivists called the Archive Team dedicated to backing up these sites and integrating them into the Wayback Machine. If Yahoo does follow through with their plan to kill Tumblr and Flickr, you could really help the Archive Team save them by donating bandwidth with the Archive Team Warrior.

[kingofdersecest]

please kill this site

[thewriterhimself-deactivated201]

Kill tumblr

[bisharpking95-deactivated201702]

I wouldn’t miss tumblr honestly

[lohboh]

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

1 share = 1 vote for deleting tumblr

[abbysucks]

yes YES nuke this hole

[only1600kids]

science side of tumblr:  pufferfish caught in a swirling vortex of bubbles caused by warm and cold water currents colliding

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

SOMEBODY HELP THEM LMAOO

[kant-deactivated20190908]

let them suffer

[hobgoblinhero]

Bad and naughty fish are placed in the bubble spinner to atone for their sins

[calliopekit21]

The longer you watch the better it gets.

[lolfactory]

[newenglander-gets-fit]

I CANNOT stop laughing.