Help I'm Stuck in RuPaul's Uterus

Hi there. Quick introduction: Matthias. Floundering 20-something. United States of white ancestry. Male genderfierce. My pronouns are he/him/his or it/its. Gayer than gay. This blog is an assortment of tidbits, musings, social justice, nerdery, and...

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

fuck

[thebootydiaries]

nice

[lookinformylittlegirl]

Nice? Uhh, We’re seeing the same thing right? A woman that still dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago?

[thebootydiaries]

am i reading this right? you have an ideology from 500 years ago?? thanks for saving me from my freedom to choose what i wear wow i owe you my life. 

im from a different time period when you’re the one with a daddy kink in 2016

[thebootydiaries]

homie deactivated literally within a few hours

[akkkakakak]

“dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago” dead

[thebootydiaries]

he was right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bulkbloke-deactivated20161008]

DESTROYED

[acidocasualidad]

Source

[norune2]

“Supreme Leader Snoke” sounds like something i’d say when i’m drunk at the club and someone asks me whats my name

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

true like what the shit is with the goofy fucking names

[speakforthepits]

Its always good to know what to do when your baby is in danger.

[x423h]

This could save lives

[vulcan-science]

I had to do this twice for my dog and it saved his life. Please reblog.

[lightmoondiva]

I can’t scroll by this, my baby and every other puppy has got me so whipped

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this was the scariest thing i have ever had to do

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

Is anyone else legitimately bothered by the fact that basically no Pokémon and almost no Pokémon moves of the Grass type actually fucking involve grass in any goddamn way

[voulair]

Makeup @ Vivienne Westwood Spring 2012 

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

fierce af

[leovaldezdemigod]

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

my confidence level in regards to men is always simultaneously and shittily both "whatever I'm cuter than these fuckboys anyway" and "my mug is trash my body is obscene & I will only ever be a lonesome spinster"

[queensofhighgarden]

Girls loving girls in the same-sex ALL LOVE IS EQUAL photography series by Branden Summers 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love this so much okay I will ALWAYS reblog this

Ladies loving ladies is so effing amazing and beautiful and I love this post full of queer lady couples from all over the world <3

[the-morally-neutral-spiderman]

My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

I guess I got the human halves of my parents. 

My sister was not so lucky.

She has a really great personality.

[mrsdrpepper]

get in losers we’re going field-tripping

on acid probably

[thedeadkidsclub]

What if she wasn’t even their teacher. What if she was just their acid dropping bus driver who would tell them to get in and then they’d dope up and just sit in the parked bus for hours mumbling about science and stuff.

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

like that’s not really how acid works (I mean maybe if you take a LOT) but okay sure I like the mumbling

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

my roommate and I talked about starting a glam trash punk band

we’re calling it “Toilet Stardust”

[lolfactory]

[weloveshortvideos]

[jinkeu]

What wrong wif him

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

dumb animals give me life

[sunbeamdaydreams-deactivated202]

Need Help with Rent

I am a person living with multiple mental illnesses trying to survive poverty while living in a job desert. Not being able to find employment has caused me to develop chronic stress. The shitty mental health care system alone in this area has caused my depression to get a lot worse and I’ve started self-injurying again. The weight of the world is constantly on my shoulders and it has caused me to be completely withdrawn from society due to shame. I’ve tried multiple times to create jobs for myself in an attempt to pull myself up when I had nothing left to give, but every single opportunity crumbled underneath my feet. Which has fed into my feelings of extreme hopelessness and desperation. I don’t know what to do anymore. The employment opportunities are becoming more and more limited in the area. It doesn’t help that I live so far outside town that I can barely afford the gas to on interviews let alone afford work-appropriate clothing. I’ve been forced to cut out almost every luxury I have in my life just so I can focus on what I need. There is one thing I do know that I need. Help. I keep trying to help myself, but it’s like I’m in this deep, dark prison and no matter what I do, I can’t get myself out. The only way out is to ask for help. So that is what I’m doing. Shelter is necessary for my survival. It’s not a want, it’s a need and I need help. My rent is $400 and is due on November 16th. If you have any extra money this month and would like to donate, I would be beyond appreciative and grateful. If you can’t, that’s okay too, just please signal boost and reblog the heck out of this. Thank you.

[thispleasesmorbo-blog]

like

half of me wants a man with a wonderful soul and an adorable job who cooks meals with me and laughs at my dumb jokes and thinks the sun shites out my ass (that was supposed to be “shines” but I like this way more) and like cuddles with me and stuff and gets me gifts and would be a good dad just in case we ever decided to adopt a few munchkins of our own

the other half of me just wants, like, a guy with a decently cute face and a gigantic dick

so like

-shrug-