L | stab that way

lurker/writer | she/her | 30s | too many ships to count | thisreputable everywhere

[thisreputable]

hey can we agree that risk it all by bruno mars is THEE hollanov wedding song

i mean COME ON!!!

[lauraneedstochill]

...has this been done yet? it’s the first thing I thought about when I saw that scene

[miharaikko]

Shane's not a straight pin, but he's always pinned down

[weapeonies]

hollanov’s hierarchies of needs

[thisreputable]

i stopped watching og 9-1-1 after the tommy/buck break up. mostly for how repetitive it'd become, with a lot of exhaustion stemming from the bullshit they put buck through romantically. babygirl had a revelation when he admitted he could see a future with tommy and was ready to become a wife god damn it and they use some bullshit excuse for tommy to break up with him. and then! that fuck ass kitchen scene. 1 inch forward in his character development but 20 miles back with some fuckery. fuck this. fuck that. fuck whoever's decision it was with something hard and sandpapery. i guess not everyone can be the crew of hr :/

[finelytaylored]

[rylandsgrace]

Ilya + Mouthing

[hrgifs]

ilya + shane's chest

[gnawu]

#notcrying

[scunthotter]

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

[lavenderprose]

As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.

They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.

Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.

Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.

Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"

Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.

Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."

Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.

Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.

Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.

Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.

I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.

[meetmeintheflowers]

what a lot of people on here don’t seem to understand is that shane is going to outfreak ilya every single time. I’m rewatching ep 1 and five (5) seconds into his very first gay experience ever shane hollander is on his knees hob slobbering. ilya puts his thumb near (near) shane’s mouth and shane is swallowing that thing. like yes ilya has more experience but shane has the vision

[thisfeebleheart]

"It's a long story."

Shane and Ilya through the years

[hrgifs]

shane's hands in ilya's hair (for @madevampselle)

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[my-2nd-account]