do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someoneÂ
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do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someoneÂ
I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel
the question is rhetorical, whose mans are yall
Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father
I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages
three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:
• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do
also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important
can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of justÂ
stating something reblog if you agree
dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.
the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century
Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)
or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,
pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck
Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?
Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S
Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me
Oh my loooord
The Reviews™ are in
“If I fits, I sits.” (photo via kharzul07)
roses are red, i’m going to bed
a duck walks up to the lemonade stand
what hapens next? click HERE to find out……….
where do i click
where do i fucking click
tell me
Congressman Bobby Rush dons a hoodie in support of Treyvon Martin, violating House dress code.Â
I had to reblog this, this is what I call a boss.
Entire compilation of Roman Emperor facts
Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Follow Ultrafacts for more facts
That fourteen year old emperor was Elagabalus. You should really say her name, because she was an important figure and fascinating, and historians are very eager to forget her. I say her because she was openly transgender. She searched the entire empire for a physician who could give her female genitalia, but as far as we know she couldn’t find one. She dressed only in women’s clothes and wore makeup and long hair. She referred to herself not as Emperor, but as Empress and as Queen. She was forced to marry several women for her office but all the marriages ended in divorce. She freed one of her slaves, a man named Hierocles, and married him. This made the Praetorian Guard so mad that they decapitated her (and her mother, who tried to save her).
By those standards, Elagabalus was the only female ruler of Rome.
And today she is still only known as “the boy who invented the whoopee cushion.”
This is all fascinating but I’m reblogging for that last comment.
Historical trans erasure, what do you know
14 girls have been reported as missing in the last 24 hours in DC.
This is alarming. What is not surprising me is that I cannot find any articles by major news media about this.
Please reblog and let’s get these girls home.
Guys, there’s also missing teenage boys.Â
AHH!! I can’t tell you how honored I am to finally be receiving my Gold Play Button from YouTube!! I am eternally grateful for and so humbled by the support I have from all of you and I hope I can keep entertaining you guys, gals, and non-binary pals!! ❤️💛💚💙💜