roses are red, I fucked your dad

Evan Rosier • he/him • 7th year Slytherin • gay af

[percesdead]

barty "lmao lets go fuck on my dads grave" crouch jr

evan "lmao lets do it" rosier

[thorns-and-rosier]

@thatbivthbcj let’s do it

[thatbivthbcj]

omw to grab u from the slytherin comon room

[thorns-and-rosier]

whoa I didn’t think you’d be that eager to disturb the dead should’ve expected it tho

[thatbivthbcj]

its my father. i hate the mf

[thorns-and-rosier]

fair enough

[thatbivthbcj]

r we going or not cmonnnnn

[thorns-and-rosier]

ofccc baby I’m always up for illegal shit

[dracure]

barty says he’s thirsty and without any hesitation evan just spits in his mouth

[pand0ra-certifiedweirdo-deactiv]

it’s true…

it happened right in front of me one time…

@thatbivthbcj @thorns-and-rosier

[thorns-and-rosier]

sorry for taking care of my boyfriend

he’s thirsty, I can provide moisture, it’s that simple

[percesdead]

barty "lmao lets go fuck on my dads grave" crouch jr

evan "lmao lets do it" rosier

[thorns-and-rosier]

@thatbivthbcj let’s do it

[thatbivthbcj]

omw to grab u from the slytherin comon room

[thorns-and-rosier]

whoa I didn’t think you’d be that eager to disturb the dead should’ve expected it tho

[thatbivthbcj]

its my father. i hate the mf

[thorns-and-rosier]

fair enough

[forensic-b1tch-aiden]

it’s that twink and his girl best friend against the world

[thorns-and-rosier]

@totally-not-regulus @pand0ra-certifiedweirdo

[mehhh-11-deactivated20250304]

regulus: when i have a crush on someone, i’m mean to them

james:

regulus: i once told a boy i liked in my second year that he would never achieve his dreams

-

based on a convo i had with @fuckingfishfuck

[prongsie-rambles]

YOU SAID THAT TO ME THOUGH???

[ask-curly-mouthwashing]

james..buddy…

[prongsie-rambles]

what

[ask-curly-mouthwashing]

regulus was being mean to you.. and when regulus has a crush on someone, he’s mean to them..

oh boy what have I started

[prongsie-rambles]

yeah but like him being mean to me must be something different right?

[effie-potter]

You’ve always been a bit thick when it comes to these things dear.

[prongsie-rambles]

MUM??

[effie-potter]

JAMES??

[prongsie-rambles]

I’m not that thick :(

[effie-potter]

Read this post again and get back to me.

[prongsie-rambles]

muuuUum

[effie-potter]

JaaaaAames

[pand0ra-certifiedweirdo-deactiv]

this is why we all love you, Effie

[effie-potter]

I love you all to ❤️

[pand0ra-certifiedweirdo-deactiv]

<3

@prongsie-rambles you better take good care of your mother for the rest of your life

[prongsie-rambles]

yup!! That’s why I want to do professional quidditch, the pay is really good and it means I can make sure that mum and dad stay comfy

[pand0ra-certifiedweirdo-deactiv]

omfg you are actually so sweet

it’s because you were actually raised by your parents and not by many many nannie’s that you would constantly scare off

@thorns-and-rosier am I right, bro?

[thorns-and-rosier]

raised by your own parents? what a fascinating concept

[gasolinehornet]

Regulus and evan fighting over what soda is the best, regulus saying pepsi and evan saying coke

And barty just adding in mountain dew and evan and reg stop bickering immediately and just stare at him with disgust

[thorns-and-rosier]

well cuz coke IS the best

(ooc: ngl Mountain Dew is my guilty pleasure don’t cancel me)

[ask-curly-mouthwashing]

@totally-not-regulus don’t put metal in the microwave

[totally-not-regulus]

Will toaster in bath work? (Just for scientific curiosity purposes)

[thorns-and-rosier]

don’t reggie

[pand0ra-certifiedweirdo-deactiv]

wonder what us ravenclaws do in our free time? pyrotechnics

@thatbivthbcj @xen0-lovegood

[thorns-and-rosier]

I wanna joinnnnn

you like my boyfriend more than me now?

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

Marlene in a shirt that says “I <3 HOT MUMS”

that’s it. that’s the post.

[fieldoflilllies]

@marleneslostmarbles your favourite shirt is it not?

[marleneslostmarbles]

Yeah but I might have to change it to "I <3 JAMES' MUM"

[thorns-and-rosier]

@prongsie-rambles how do you feel about everyone finding your parents hot?

[i-dont-have-farm]

made those brownies with @pand0ra-certifiedweirdo and @thatbivthbcj (barty already ate half the special ones)

[thorns-and-rosier]

why are you making special brownies without meeee ☹️

[thatbivthbcj]

girls night

im sorry babe

[thorns-and-rosier]

I’m hurt

[thatbivthbcj]

im sorryyyyyyyy 😭😭

ill bring u sum back later, k?

[thorns-and-rosier]

k ☹️

why am I never invited to girls night?

[pand0ra-certifiedweirdo-deactiv]

you will be next time, ev, I promise

[thorns-and-rosier]

I better be

[i-dont-have-farm]

made those brownies with @pand0ra-certifiedweirdo and @thatbivthbcj (barty already ate half the special ones)

[thorns-and-rosier]

why are you making special brownies without meeee ☹️

[thatbivthbcj]

girls night

im sorry babe

[thorns-and-rosier]

I’m hurt

[thatbivthbcj]

im sorryyyyyyyy 😭😭

ill bring u sum back later, k?

[thorns-and-rosier]

k ☹️

why am I never invited to girls night?

[i-dont-have-farm]

made those brownies with @pand0ra-certifiedweirdo and @thatbivthbcj (barty already ate half the special ones)

[thorns-and-rosier]

why are you making special brownies without meeee ☹️

[thatbivthbcj]

girls night

im sorry babe

[thorns-and-rosier]

I’m hurt

[i-dont-have-farm]

made those brownies with @pand0ra-certifiedweirdo and @thatbivthbcj (barty already ate half the special ones)

[thorns-and-rosier]

why are you making special brownies without meeee ☹️

[caats]

[thorns-and-rosier]

@totally-not-regulus ITS YOU

[starzzmissthesun]

I LOVE BARTY🤮🤮😭🤮😭🤮😭😭🤮😭🤨😭🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[thorns-and-rosier]

same bro

@thatbivthbcj

[prongsie-rambles]

hey @totally-not-regulus would you maybe-

would you-

May I please-

wouod maybe you-

never mind

[thorns-and-rosier]

reg he’d like to go out with you I am begging you, drag him out of the friend zone

[prongsie-rambles]

Evan?? delete this???

[thorns-and-rosier]

I’m tryna help you ok

[prongsie-rambles]

hey @totally-not-regulus would you maybe-

would you-

May I please-

wouod maybe you-

never mind

[thorns-and-rosier]

reg he’d like to go out with you I am begging you, drag him out of the friend zone