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alwaysstaypink

They’re so annoying bruh what are these answers 😭😭

Then the difference in facial expressions when Azzi said they’re big and juicy 💀

And their height difference looks so noticeable here 🤭

teathattast

thefurriestofchows

oh,

oh this is absolutely beautiful

wakingfromthewater

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

teathattast

200k notes is insane who the hell are u people

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

squigglyworms

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

stephengogolev

remember when rtd wrote in lines about christopher eccleston’s body with the knowledge he was suffering from an eating disorder and continued to hire john barrowman despite the fact that he was sexually harassing his coworkers. remember when rtd has eccleston blacklisted from the bbc.

stephengogolev

remember when rtd had davidtennant3 regenerate into a suit despite the fact that that wasn’t what thirteen was wearing? because she was a woman? and remember when he wrote a trans character only to have her relate to some bioessentialist femininity that the doctor couldn’t relate to because he’s a man? remember how rtd treated adoption? remember how the first black doctor was sidelined in TWO episodes of his first season? remember how belinda chandra was locked in a box for an entire episode and then lobotomized? remember how ruby sunday sympathized with the fascist? remember how he created an entire regeneration concept just so a white actor could overshadow a person of color? remember how racist, sexist, and transphobic that man is?

stephengogolev

REMEMBER when there were rumors of millie gibson being so unpleasant to work with that she was fired from doctor who and no member of rtds team or the bbc put in any effort to defend her while her reputation was being ruined?

stephengogolev

remember when he sandwiched the first black, queer doctor’s era between david tennant and billie piper?

stephengogolev

remember fucking martha jones. remember mickey smith

pucci

the ladies of the pitt , s2e1 .

depsidase

altsgarsantos

Dr. Yolanda Garcia + Dr. Trinity Santos

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

whitachi

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

araceil

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

digitaldiscipline

And you may ask yourself, "My God, what have I done?"

kaity--did

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

kaity--did

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

kaity--did

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

inkloom

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

kaity--did

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

cosmictreks

say what you will about baran al-hashimi but i can promise you that she would not have hesitated for a moment when presented with an “elimination list” of young girls. she would not have prioritized a legal adult’s image over the safety of those girls. and that fucking means something.