Hello, My Name is Fabulous

AuDHD, HCW, etc

[crushy-wushy-mushy]

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a Victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

[caats]

[thefoxconfessor]

"don't celebrate mitch mcconnell's health problems!!!" you are weak and pathetic. i'm having a blast. i'm inviting bella hadid.

[grindlebone]

[mysharona1987]

Pretty much everyone said this would happen. One ticked off parent can throw a tantrum and get any girl investigated because their kid didn’t win. Gross.

[arirna]

[snourch]

[funny-cat-pin]

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[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

[marlynnofmany]

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[official-lucifers-child]

*clicks on the link*

[arsonistblue]

[tposhi]

love that every starfleet ship has like 5000 people but there are only 7 we see & those 7 do everything

[tposhi]

the enterprise at 100%: a whole shit ton of people

the enterprise at 99%: just these seven

[plant-dad-sulu]

Captain: our chief engineer has been abducted! How will we repair our ship to working order now?!

500+ engineers who are trained and qualified to handle this exact situation:

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (March 2nd, 2020)

[comagarden]

be fucking pink and red with me for a minute

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[largishcat]

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

[transgenderization]

istill think temptress is the funniest word its my favourite like. youre tempting me and being suchhh a girl about it wtf =_=

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Men! Get your ears pierced! That’s an order

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Men! Don’t get it done at Claire’s or anywhere that uses a piercing gun! Go to a professional tattoo and piercing parlor! That’s an order!

[libraryogre]

Y'all're free to get your ears pierced if you like, but I have long maintained the secret to a long life is to avoid having pieces of steel driven through your body.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

You are absolutely incorrect. The secret to a long life is being penetrated as many times as possible

[sleepy-and-cloaked-deactivated2]

Julius Cesar disagrees

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

He’s just built different

[headspace-hotel]

Phineas Gage is that u

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Hang on I have to look something up

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Yeah this is funny

[valtsv]

i'm no medical expert but my one and only health tip i can offer with any confidence is to allow yourself to listen to bohemian rhapsody every once in a while in a setting where you can put your your whole entire life up to this moment into singing along with the part where freddie mercury says "i don't wanna die, but sometimes i wish i'd never been born at all" and feel a layer of dead scar tissue peel away from your existence before it can calcify

[catchymemes]

[mysharona1987]

Best comeback line ever.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

"We've decied to go with another candidate" No you did not, you got denied right from the outset and want to feel like you're still in control