Tfw You're A Barista

We all have them

[thosebaristafeels]

When a customer orders a traveler and you tell them it will take 15 minutes, then they ask you 5 minutes later if it’s ready.

[thosebaristafeels]

Dear Customer,

Please don’t try to grab the 200° coffee out of my hand, just let me put it down on the counter. For both of our well being.

[thosebaristafeels]

THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE Her barista probably hates her

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at Starbucks and people keep asking “you don’t have iced coffee, do you?” 

[thosebaristafeels]

Old people must have ZERO feeling in their mouth because they order their lattes at 190° and IMMEDIATELY take a sip. Like… oh you like drinking lava… ok cool

[thosebaristafeels]

When I don’t see a regular customer for a long time I always wonder if they died.

[thosebaristafeels]

Working in a coffee shop inside of a grocery store is rough because a good amount of the time you're alone and I feel bad when the line does get really long and people have to wait... but then I think about the times I go to the same coffee shop but, outside of the grocery store, and I'm there for twice the amount of time and they have 5 people working.

[thosebaristafeels]

There are actually people who think Starbucks doesn't have just regular brewed coffee... I get at least one of these customers everyday who is just like "uhh... do you have just regular coffee...? Like black coffee..."

[thosebaristafeels]

For those of us who work at coffee shops that are part of grocery stores- dear customers, we're not your personal ATM! And if you want $100 cash back, expect it in 10s and 5s

[starfucks-life]

DON’T 👏 POUR 👏 YOUR 👏 COFFEE 👏 INTO 👏 THE 👏 GARBAGE 👏 CAN

[thebaristalifeofficial]

Like if you think we should totally rid the world of this horrid word & type of negativity. Nobody needs to see it on their feed 🙅🏻‍♂️ #BaristaLife • comment some other funny words to filter (were not actually going to filter anything)

[thosebaristafeels]

Traveler

[pinchserveprince]

When I call out a drink, why do customers tell me that’s not what they ordered??? I have other people waiting for drinks, ya dumbfucks

[thosebaristafeels]

My favorite is when someone orders an iced late and I call out a hot mocha and they start going for it.. Like not only is that not the same drink but it's HOT.. You ordered ICED.. What are you doing

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[90stvqueen]

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

[thosebaristafeels]

I think that woman has been to my store

[yourbitchybarista]

*just about to hand off drink* “Could you actually make that with soy?”

[thosebaristafeels]

So I work at a coffee shop in a grocery store and customers are allowed to get cash back.. So it's like working in a company operated store and having someone pay for a $3 drink and pay with a hundred. They get $100 cash back. Then they're mad cause it's all 10s and 5s and then I'm mad cause now I have no change in the drawer. Like...

[thosebaristafeels]

Those customers who make you wait until they finish their conversation before giving their order when you have 5 people in line

[steelpandas-deactivated20200829]

me: *pouring 2% into steaming pitcher* customer: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING I WANTED NONFAT me: *looks at the 15 drinks on the bar* did you get a green tea latte? customer: ..no… me: THEN THIS ISNT YOUR DRINK