I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
Bucky’s interested in this AO3 thing he’s heard so much about...
At all-day librarian training. Entertaining myself.
Revenge
Since you mention it, I think I will start that race war. I could’ve swung either way? But now I’m definitely spending the next 4 years converting your daughters to lesbianism; I’m gonna eat all your guns. Swallow them lock stock and barrel and spit bullet casings onto the dinner table; I’ll give birth to an army of mixed-race babies. With fathers from every continent and genders to outnumber the stars, my legion of multiracial babies will be intersectional as fuck and your swastikas will not be enough to save you, because real talk, you didn’t stop the future from coming. You just delayed our coronation. We have the same deviant haircuts we had yesterday; we are still getting gay-married like nobody’s business because it’s still nobody’s business; there’s a Muslim kid in Kansas who has already written the schematic for the robot that will steal your job in manufacturing, and that robot? Will also be gay, so get used to it: we didn’t manifest the mountain by speaking its name, the buildings here are not on your side just because you make them spray-painted accomplices. These walls do not have genders and they all think you suck. Even the earth found common ground with us in the way you bootstrap across us both, oh yeah: there will be signs, and rainbow-colored drum circles, and folks arguing ideology until even I want to punch them but I won’t, because they’re my family, in that blood-of-the-covenant sense. If you’ve never loved someone like that you cannot outwaltz us, we have all the good dancers anyway. I’ll confess I don’t know if I’m alive right now; I haven’t heard my heart beat in days, I keep holding my breath for the moment the plane goes down and I have to save enough oxygen to get my friends through. But I finally found the argument against suicide and it’s us. We’re the effigies that haunt America’s nights harder the longer they spend burning us, we are scaring the shit out of people by spreading, by refusing to die: what are we but a fire? We know everything we do is so the kids after us will be able to follow something towards safety; what can I call us but lighthouse, of course I’m terrified. Of course I’m a shroud. And of course it’s not fair but rest assured, anxious America, you brought your fists to a glitter fight. This is a taco truck rally and all you have is cole slaw. You cannot deport our minds; we won’t hold funerals for our potential. We have always been what makes America great.
-e.c.c.
Two links for everyone
First, Donald Trump Will Be President. This is What We Do Next. Patrick at Making Light credits this with being the article that got him back on his feet.
Second, I offer this with some caution, and I’m sure it won’t make me popular on Tumblr, but: Cryptogon summarizes what will really bring the rotten system crashing down with the least damage to real people. It’s from 2007.
Marjane Satrapi, who is (in my humble opinion) a complete bad-ass.
You positive Trump's not you?
Rumlow’s been stomping around making some very loud comments about shooting Trump in the asshole all day. and by loud I mean he punched a locker. twice. anyone who threatens him and Jack’s no-so-homo union definitely isn’t on HYDRA’s good side.
sure we’re evil, but at least we’re smart. that cheeto looking thumb ass cumrag’s so dumb he wouldn’t make it as an intern cleaning the blood off the Asset’s boots for a week.
I'm anxious. Not to the level of a panic attack, but sometimes low-level anxiety is worse because it lasts so long. Idk, y'all. This is one of the turning points of our country, and people are mad now, but that's going to wear off once nothing terrible happens for the next few months. And when you try and whip them up again, outrage fatigue sets in. There are so many causes that need help, and you start out by wanting to help them all, but they all start emailing you all the time, constantly asking for money, and after a while you just delete those petition emails without even reading them, and unsubsidized from the organizations that are constantly making you feel bad all the time. I don't want to be one of those people who's constantly posting terror-filled updated to FB, causing everyone to unfollow me. What I wonder is if, like someone else suggested, we can start a coordinated fandom effort. What I have in mind is like a spreadsheet on gdocs, with all the potential charities and the political groups who ask for money. Anyone who donates marks it on the list. Others can see who's donating where, and can then put their money toward other groups, knowing that other people are taking care of the rest. I'm getting all these ideas for fandom coordination. Has anyone actually started a group? If not, I think I will. Does anyone want to work with me?
I learned a bunch of stuff yesterday. I'm on the way to making a plan, to resisting everything that comes out, to doing what's proven to work. The Tea Party took the Republicans into Fucking Crazy World within a few years. If enough of us are scared and angry enough, we can take the Democratic party into Sane Healthy World in less time than you'd think. I'll be posting my findings, and I hope people join and reblog.
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Hey everyone, big sis here.
I remember when she got this crookshanks of a cat, it had to be some will of some higher power, because these two have been through thick and thin.
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I’ve been thinking a lot about the meeting between Trump and Obama at the White House, and here’s the thing.
Obama used to be a law professor. This is key.
Law school is so, so different from college.
In college, everyone expects there to be a “syllabus day,” kind of a grace period where they can show up and get the lay of the land, figure out the bare minimum that they can get away with, the TA gives everyone their office hours, there’s an introductory lecture, and everybody leaves a few minutes early to go take a nap or something. You do the bullshit assignments, you say something in class now and then to get your participation check mark, and figure out how badly you can do on the final and still pass.
But see, in law school, all the methodologies you’ve spent the last 17 years operating under go out the window. Day one of law school is you being thrown into the deep end of the pool—you’ve had a homework assignment for two weeks now, and it’s to read the first 200 pages of your casebook. And now it’s you and the teacher (who is usually as smug as Alex Trebek) gauging and assessing what you managed to absorb while you skimmed through all those pages of reading so you could hurry up and get to the other 150 pages of reading for your next period class, in front of 50 people who are all smarter than you. And if you fuck up, or you didn’t do the reading, you are at the mercies of not just the professor, but the silent satisfied judgment of your peers.
Law school is hard, and it will make you feel stupid and tongue-tied and like you don’t know anything and can’t form an argument—because you don’t, and you can’t. Everybody there has had a 4.0 since birth. Everybody there was the smartest kid in their class, and you’re all rabidly competing for a sliver of a chance at something down the road. It’s petty, and savage, fiercely entrenched in a culture of formalities and ceremony, and exactly like Washington DC.
Yesterday when I was driving home, the NPR reporter talking about the Oval Office meeting mentioned that Trump had thought it was going to be a “getting to know you” type meeting, but that he was surprised when Obama stretched their talk out to 90 minutes before sending him along to the Capitol building where he met with congressional leaders for more lengthy meetings and stuff he didn’t want to do.
And he hasn’t even gotten to the actual job yet.
So think about that as we go into this.
Trump walked into the Oval Office like a two-pump-chump freshman thinking it was syllabus day, and what he got was the first day of law school, and he hadn’t done the reading like everyone else had, and Professor Obama decided to put him in the hot seat.
This was Obama’s chance for the most perfect revenge that would never be picked up on as revenge at all. He was gracious, polite—everything he needed to be for a peaceful transition and a good review from the press. And that would continue when the doors were closed, because that’s the key. Not a Come to Jesus meeting, oh no. If Obama were smart—and he is very smart—he would have treated Trump like an equal, and brought the discussion to a level that assumes far more of Trump than anyone has so far. Assumes that he’s an adult who’s been paying attention. Statistics, esoteric minutiae about the executive branch procedure, economic growth numbers, labor figures, domestic policies, countries Trump has never even heard of, shit that would never in a million years have been in Trump’s campaign soundbites or digestible summaries.
No way to escape. No aides to remember any of it for him. Just the two of them.
Because that’s what would strike a precise chill into Trump. The thundering realization that he’s woefully unprepared for the hard, boring, thankless reality of this, and Obama’s version of a smooth transition won’t and shouldn’t include remedial civics.
That’s what I saw when they shook hands and Trump stared at the floor instead of looking back into Obama’s face. He’s just figured out how little he knows about any of this.
And that should give you a small glow of satisfaction, because after those meetings, Trump definitely has the 1L Terror Shits. In January, the night sweats and insomnia will show up, but for these first few weeks—nothing but diarrhea and self-doubt.
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I do take some small, cold, bitter satisfaction in one thing, and that’s the fact that Trump is going to be absolutely fucking miserable for the next four years.
He’s an entertainer and an attention whore, not a public servant. He wants to be on TV and in front of crowds, not actually working a difficult, grueling, stressful job he can’t opt out of. He’s going to have to sit through SO many meetings, be forced to read SO many briefings, get shoehorned into serious business all day every day, without crowds to perform for, and he’s going to hate Every. Single. Minute.
And then, when he doesn’t deliver on his promises, when he doesn’t build the wall or create jobs or make people rich, when it becomes clear how incompetent and buffoonish he is, the country and all his supporters will turn on him. They’re gonna start blaming him for everything, and those crowds that cheered for him are going to start booing. He’ll be humiliated at every turn, and leave office with the lowest approval rating ever, and he’ll be universally despised.
Because if he’d lost to Hillary, he would have played the martyr forever, called everything rigged, and had a cushy gig on Fox News complaining every day about how he would have done it better. But now he’s going to have to actually WORK, he’s going to be forced to deal with RESPONSIBILITIES, while surrounded by people who hate him and don’t respect him, people vastly more intelligent and competent than him, and he will be exposed as a loser. And then, we’ll fire him. He’ll go down as the worst president in history. And he’ll have no one to blame but himself.
I know this isn’t much against the fear of what’s going to happen, but friends, hear me. We are going to make Donald Trump’s life a living nightmare, and I for one take immense pleasure from that.
Does this mean “Thanks, Trump” is going to be the new “Thanks, Obama”?
He’s also going to learn that, even with Republican majorities in Congress, and even with all that work he will have to presumably put into the job, being the President still isn’t going to be like being a CEO (recall: George W. Bush had a majority in both houses for his first six years, Obama had a majority in both for his first two years).
The things a President wants to get done are not going to happen quickly or easily, if at all. Passing important legislation is complicated and boring and lengthy. Even signed legislation can take a while to be enacted and is then always subject to appeals and challenges (recall the Affordable Care Act’s individual mandate ultimately having to go before the Supreme Court).
The Constitution will not allow for a lot of Trump’s more horrific ideas to ever get close to reality (this ACLU piece written before the election breaks it down better than I ever could). His Supreme Court nominee has to be approved. His cabinet members have to be approved. Just about everything needs to be approved. And even with majorities in Congress, that’s far from a swift guarantee.
There are checks and balances. We lived through 8 years of Bush (including those first six I mention), followed by the economy collapsing; there are more vigilant eyes and ears watching now than there have ever been. The likelihood of a Trump administration getting away with shit without a drawn-out, bloody fight is slim. Especially when you remember that he’s facing a civil RICO trial at the end of this month plus numerous more lawsuits that have yet to be settled. Especially when you remember that he has no law degree, no political science degree, and has never held a political office of any kind. Especially when you remember that he lost the popular vote. His cabinet and staff will not be filled with the best and brightest because he alienated so many of them, even in his own party.
And most importantly, one or both of the House and the Senate could be flipped in 2018.
We’re all scared and worried and rightfully so. And the people who voted for Trump are as much a daily threat as Trump himself could hope to be. But this President’s only got two years before his legislative legs can be cut off. Two years from right now.
Learn who your representatives are, at every level. Figure out how to get in touch with them and get in touch with them, repeatedly. Relentlessly. It doesn’t matter if they’re Republican or Democrat or Independent. You don’t have to wait for some terrible Trumpish idea to get going in Congress – you can write to them about restoring the Voting Rights Act or preserving the Affordable Care Act or protecting LGBTQ rights or fighting climate change right now. These people do not have a job without you. You’re younger than them. The future matters more to you. I’ve seen the working life of a Congressman up close and let me tell you: you can reach them (surprisingly easily, actually). You can get through to them. You can put a face to these issues and you never let them forget it. Be relentless. Be memorable. If they ignore you or forget you, you let everybody know about it. We have the platforms to easily and quickly tell others. Let relevant activist groups know. Let the whole fucking world know.
“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.” - President Obama
This is the post. This is the one giving me the most hope. This is the one turning most of my sadness (not all, lord knows I will never be rid of all of the sad) in to vindictiveness, into bitter action, into spite. Into action.
I’m thinking about setting some calendar reminders for myself right now. Maybe we should have a monthly fandom letter-writing refresh our anger party. It’s wearying to keep the work going; we need to bolster each other.
And remember, the state legislatures have more influence than you think (gerrymandering anyone?) and state legislators are even easier to reach. Mine used to robo-call to invite me to a town hall meeting every MONTH. I bet not many people went.
Let’s start showing up for next time NOW. Let’s start planting the seeds.
Fandom for justice! I like it. Where do we coordinate? I have ideas.
Super distracting screencaps of Sebastian Stan (12/?)
what the media won’t show you; men supporting women at the Chicago Tr*mp protest. I almost cried, it was unexpected and lovely ✨
[Women chanting: “Our bodies our choice.”
Men chanting: “Their bodies their choice.”]
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I’m not crying you’re crying
I do take some small, cold, bitter satisfaction in one thing, and that’s the fact that Trump is going to be absolutely fucking miserable for the next four years.
He’s an entertainer and an attention whore, not a public servant. He wants to be on TV and in front of crowds, not actually working a difficult, grueling, stressful job he can’t opt out of. He’s going to have to sit through SO many meetings, be forced to read SO many briefings, get shoehorned into serious business all day every day, without crowds to perform for, and he’s going to hate Every. Single. Minute.
And then, when he doesn’t deliver on his promises, when he doesn’t build the wall or create jobs or make people rich, when it becomes clear how incompetent and buffoonish he is, the country and all his supporters will turn on him. They’re gonna start blaming him for everything, and those crowds that cheered for him are going to start booing. He’ll be humiliated at every turn, and leave office with the lowest approval rating ever, and he’ll be universally despised.
Because if he’d lost to Hillary, he would have played the martyr forever, called everything rigged, and had a cushy gig on Fox News complaining every day about how he would have done it better. But now he’s going to have to actually WORK, he’s going to be forced to deal with RESPONSIBILITIES, while surrounded by people who hate him and don’t respect him, people vastly more intelligent and competent than him, and he will be exposed as a loser. And then, we’ll fire him. He’ll go down as the worst president in history. And he’ll have no one to blame but himself.
I know this isn’t much against the fear of what’s going to happen, but friends, hear me. We are going to make Donald Trump’s life a living nightmare, and I for one take immense pleasure from that.
Indeed. ;) Narcissists don’t think in terms of consequences, or the long term. He’s won the grand prize, as he thinks it. What a surprise it will be, when he opens it and finds out it’s not precisely as advertised!
I’ve never lived with a narcissist. What’s likely to happen?
The powers that be will probably deal with Trump the same way they dealt with George W. Bush, another less flamboyant narcissist. Under the guise of “serving” him and being his henchmen, they will surround him with “trusted advisors” who will act as powers behind the throne and try to keep things Business As Usual as much as possible. (You didn’t think Dubya was actually running the country, did you?)
Trump is probably not as biddable as Dubya was. He will argue with them constantly, rage at them when they won’t give him his own sweet way, and so forth. The White House is going to be an extremely unpleasant place to work, if they don’t simply decide to ply him with coke and yes-men to constantly praise him in order to keep him pacified.
Like all narcissists, in any case where he thought he could get his own way and finds he can’t, he will throw a tantrum.
He’ll sue anyone who says a mean word about him. Then he’ll find a lot of prosecutors and judges simply will not cooperate with him. He may find himself the target of an impeachment proceeding. He’ll probably do a“YOU’RE FIRED!”, like Nixon did with the Saturday Night Massacre – but as with Nixon, he is very likely to find that this blows up in his face big-time. Grab the popcorn for that one; it should be hilarious.
He’ll find that most members of Congress don’t want to work with him, and will oppose him on every turn – in the case of many Republicans, just out of spite.
He’ll find that other heads of state aren’t impressed with him, either. Imagine the scene as he launches into an insane, deranged rant at some head of a Third World country who sees no need to take any shit from the US. Should make for some good news stories. (Sadly, it may also convince more countries that the US is a lost cause and drive them into the embrace of Russia or China.)
In short, he thinks he now has total power to fulfill his every whim, and he’s about to find out that the POTUS does not, in fact, have any such thing.
Think about it – he’ll be expected to do actual hard work, listen to other, more qualified people, do stuff he doesn’t particularly feel like doing, and being told to his face that he’s wrong or that he’s doing this wrong. Worse, instead of everyone admiring him and being impressed by him, he’ll quickly become one of the least popular presidents in US history, a target for mockery and hatred.
He’ll find it hard or impossible to simply scream “YOU’RE FIRED!”, and when he discovers THAT, he could end up going completely loco. Could prove VERY interesting; we could end up with our federal policy utterly paralyzed. The other possibility is that we’ll hear that the president has been declared unable to perform his duties, and the lunatic has been quietly confined to his quarters in the White House while Pence takes over (and that could be very un-funny).
I recommend reading Joanna Ashmunn’s site on Narcissistic Personality Disorder to have a better idea on what makes narcissists tick.
Let’s hope for paralysis! If we get going on GOTV for 2018, we can hit partisan gridlock and save improvement for next time.
Census is coming
DI had this as an addition to another post, but I’m breaking it out into its own thing so I can refer to it later on, without throwing a big unwieldy post at someone.
The census is coming. We have time to take advantage and change the country for the better.
Every 10 years, the government goes out to collect demographic data on the country. Among other things, this tells them how many people live in a state. All states get two senators automatically, but representatives are elected proportionally– the more people in a state, the more representatives it has.
Individual state governments (either the legislatures or committees appointed by politicians) are in charge of drawing the lines where the districts should be. This is a highly politicized process, where each side tries to draw districts to give themselves the majority of representatives. States are required to redraw these lines the year after the census, to take into account the new data. (Only 7 states-- Alaska, Delaware, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Vermont, and Wyoming-- have so few people that the entire state is the district.)
In 2010, the Republican state legislatures drew these lines to give their side an unbeatable majority in the House. This is why Obama wasn’t able to accomplish a lot of his legislative agenda. The House, controlled by the Republicans, was determined to frustrate his every move.
Starting now, go to your local Democratic office. Google “[your county] democrats,” and it should pop right up. Tell them you want to get involved.
In 2018, you will elect state legislators. Research them. Find candidates who will do good, and work your ass off to get them elected. Not many voters turn out in off-year elections, so just getting out the vote for our side will make a huge difference. Knock on people’s doors. Talk to them about your candidate. Listen to their concerns. Bring those back to your candidate, and develop a way to address them.
Do this again in 2020. You will have already had some success. Build on it. Get more good people elected to your legislature. Then, after the census, they can redraw the lines. They can make it so we’ll get progressive people into Congress.
2022, the new districts will have been drawn. Work to get progressives elected to these districts. We can take back the House. We can make this happen. It will take six years, but if we don’t start right now, we’ll lose the chance for another 10 on top of that.
For tons more info, go to http://redistricting.lls.edu/