Jafarstache

25, New Yorker, long-suffering Mets girl, music freak, horrible friend, communication issues, etc. You know the deal.

[calamitys-child]

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he’s like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it’s what cinema needs more of

[calamitys-child]

I love that several people have responded to this with “op I forgive you cause you’re Scottish but that’s not a Texan accent” which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

[calamitys-child]

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I’m assuming it’s important to, like, Americans

[peachfromcmbyn]

[jaubaius]

[yesilian]

Instant good mood

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

I didn’t even need the volume for this mood raiser

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[softchad]

[memesupremo]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[sunflowermp4]

[t-clairevirus]

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[icansuckyadicknumbersmash2483737]

My brain on a loop

[maddiebiscuits]

Despite the fact that 1999 film The Mummy is regularly considered a “bad” movie I have never met a person who doesn’t like it.

[korkrunchcereal]

It’s considered bad?!

[maddiebiscuits]

Like critically just on the border of passable

[shithowdy]

This upsets me deeply and at the same time makes perfect sense because it’s an obscenely dorky and historically inaccurate movie and yet at the same time it (and The Mummy Returns) is in my list of top ten favorite movies ever. I unashamedly love it so much. When it came out on VHS when I was like 11 or something I watched it literally every day after school.

If I had the time or energy I probably still would. I love this stupid movie to death.

[papallion]

The people who hate it hate it because they’re on the wrong side of the river.

[geekybones]

dragons-bones

[frithislord]

🤣

[lbibliophile]

Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.

The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.

He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.

And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.

He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.

Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.

So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.

[wizardtowizard-blog]

Who gave you the RIGHT?

[bonnini]

Dumbledore knows Sirius’s loyalty lies with Harry instead of him, and he has no use for someone who is not willing to follow his orders without question. 

[marauders4evr]

Ooooohoo if there’s ever a post that fits my aesthetic…

[not-a-bit-good]

okay but then where does Harry himself fit into this collection? Is he an outcast because he is “the Boy Who Lived”?

[marauders4evr]

Nooonono, my friend, that’s what makes this post so beautiful. Because it fits the meta I’ve been trying to get people to accept for years. 

Harry was an outcast due to a childhood filled with abuse and neglect. 

Vernon made him an outcast by dismissing his claims of magic, berating him, locking him in a CLOSET and putting bars on his window, and let’s face it, even though her editor made her cut it out, Jo intended for there to be physical abuse. 

Petunia made him an outcast by enabling and contributing to this abuse, as well as making Harry do dozens of chores while doting on Dudley. 

Dudley made him an outcast by bullying him and threatening any students at school who wanted to be his friends. 

And the rest of the wizarding world made him an outcast when they bullied him for being an outsider.

Harry James Potter became an outcast the moment he was placed with The Dursleys.

And who put him there in the first place?

[its-hp-bitch]

[dailyrhodey]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) – Deleted Scene

[bouncealot-deactivated20200714]

The reason Marvel gives Rhodey less screentime is cos he’ll obliterate everybody’s dumbass decisions

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

The regret on Steve’s face

[capandsarge]

isn’t that an awful thing to say to a fellow solder? to a vet?

[chiliconsharls]

Lmao Rhodey is Air Force & Steve is Army. Youre lucky hes polite enough to not straight up call him a dumbass Army goon or something

[rushman2-0]

Also Rhodes outranks him mates, he can say whatever the fuck he wants 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori)

[perplexedcam-deactivated2020051]

In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?

[cr-familiar-faces]

[weaver-z]

Drain all of my blood and refill my veins with only this video

[imthemuthafuckingcricket]

Have you seen whatever this is @pendraegon

[pendraegon]

the inherent homoeroticism of jocks and emos dancing together...........effervescent

[jeffreycombs]

When you marry into this family you have to play a game. And if you don’t, you die.

[sakura-haruka]

[sersi]

If I was a man, then I’d be the man.

[userilyarozanov]

make me choose meme: @lmwechirrut asked lord of the rings angst or star wars angst

Don’t leave me here alone! Don’t go where I can’t follow!

[elizabethsolsen]

I’ve been fighting with one arm tied behind my back, but what happens when I’m finally set free?

[daenerys-targaryen-moved]

ANNE HATHAWAY as Daphne Kluger

         “Why are you doing this?” “I don’t have that many female friendships, and bookclubs are the worst. So I just thought, you know, this could be something fun to share.”