Oh to be a young anime boy that has just taken a shower with my towel still hanging on my head while my friend group comes up with a plan to defeat the villain of the show..
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Oh to be a young anime boy that has just taken a shower with my towel still hanging on my head while my friend group comes up with a plan to defeat the villain of the show..
I'm going to physically fight God
Friend: What are you you drinking??
Me: oh, just some chocolate milk
Me: *proceeds to drink tomato soup with croutons from my anime mug*
Me : *is slightly sick*
Me : *goes to supermarket and sees that Oreos are on discount*
Me : *proceeds to buy Oreos even though I know they're bad for my health bc I'm a self-destructive piece of shit*
Yesterday I was trying to fold a paper bag and it wouldn't straighten so I started yelling at it "Straighten you dumb bitch" but it still wouldn't straighten so I was like "Then perish"
But then I thought
"Wow, what if homophobes think the same about us gays" and damn
I just threw the bag away
Me : Fuck, I want to die
Friend : language!!
Me : Hecky heck, I crave death
November 1st? I only know October 32nd
Me : *is pooping in the school toilets*
Random stranger in the stool next to mine : can we talk about how supernatural should have ended like 5 seasons ago?
Me : uuhhhhhhhhh.. Suureee?
You: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in this world remains the same
Me: bold of you to assume I haven't killed someone before
Does my cat know when I kiss him or does he think I want to eat him?
Just because you're correct, it doesn't mean you're right
But seriously, think about it
I hate it when my parents say “If your friends go jump off a cliff, will you jump too?” like, mom, I’ll be the friend who jumps
I see that this is my most popular post so far
Clearly some of us have issues
“Your face sounds familiar”
But how can a face sound familiar?
My parents have low key told me to “Stop looking at them in that tone of voice” Like what?😂😂😂
Some things just don't make sense smh
With the proper speed, angle and pressure, anything can turn into a deadly weapon
Agario is a depiction of our society. You consume others to become bigger and then a fucking enormous "other" consumes you.
I like it when people just assume things about me. "We'll just order pizza". Bitch I don't like pizza.
Go ahead, unfollow me pizza lovers
I hate it when my parents say "If your friends go jump off a cliff, will you jump too?" like, mom, I'll be the friend who jumps