Are random thoughts shitposts?

But are they?

[thoughtsfromtheclass]

Oh to be a young anime boy that has just taken a shower with my towel still hanging on my head while my friend group comes up with a plan to defeat the villain of the show..

[thoughtsfromtheclass]

I'm going to physically fight God

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Friend: What are you you drinking??

Me: oh, just some chocolate milk

Me: *proceeds to drink tomato soup with croutons from my anime mug*

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Me : *is slightly sick*

Me : *goes to supermarket and sees that Oreos are on discount*

Me : *proceeds to buy Oreos even though I know they're bad for my health bc I'm a self-destructive piece of shit*

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Yesterday I was trying to fold a paper bag and it wouldn't straighten so I started yelling at it "Straighten you dumb bitch" but it still wouldn't straighten so I was like "Then perish"

But then I thought

"Wow, what if homophobes think the same about us gays" and damn

I just threw the bag away

[thoughtsfromtheclass]

Me : Fuck, I want to die

Friend : language!!

Me : Hecky heck, I crave death

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November 1st? I only know October 32nd

[thoughtsfromtheclass]

Me : *is pooping in the school toilets*

Random stranger in the stool next to mine : can we talk about how supernatural should have ended like 5 seasons ago?

Me : uuhhhhhhhhh.. Suureee?

[thoughtsfromtheclass]

You: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in this world remains the same

Me: bold of you to assume I haven't killed someone before

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Does my cat know when I kiss him or does he think I want to eat him?

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Just because you're correct, it doesn't mean you're right

But seriously, think about it

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I hate it when my parents say “If your friends go jump off a cliff, will you jump too?” like, mom, I’ll be the friend who jumps

[thoughtsfromtheclass]

I see that this is my most popular post so far

Clearly some of us have issues

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“Your face sounds familiar”

But how can a face sound familiar?

[013alex]

My parents have low key told me to “Stop looking at them in that tone of voice” Like what?😂😂😂

[thoughtsfromtheclass]

Some things just don't make sense smh

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With the proper speed, angle and pressure, anything can turn into a deadly weapon

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Agario is a depiction of our society. You consume others to become bigger and then a fucking enormous "other" consumes you.

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I like it when people just assume things about me. "We'll just order pizza". Bitch I don't like pizza.

Go ahead, unfollow me pizza lovers

[thoughtsfromtheclass]

I hate it when my parents say "If your friends go jump off a cliff, will you jump too?" like, mom, I'll be the friend who jumps