it's always about camp and queerness

27, she/her. Braindump of things that interest me . . . which is mostly Buffy. Spuffy poetry scene truther

[algrolo]

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

[anxietyproblem]

[theladydi]

it haunts me to this day that we never got to see buffy kissing vamp-face spike

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

[j4zz4lop3]

Hey I'm sorry but your boyfriends organs got reposessed. Yeah it was by a repo man. Yeah he couldn't afford to pay off his debts to geneco...sorry

[nyquil-guzzler-420]

I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.

[depsidase]

[batteredblueberry]

[ID: post by @ superkeara that reads "Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around feel so naked without my zest for life". End ID]

[leg-stealing-bee]

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

[leg-stealing-bee]

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

[sadspectre]

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people's goop

[hobbit-feels]

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old: You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills. You're gonna be okay.

[pansexualpasta]

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

[naamahdarling]

There's many goops but things do generally get better with each goopening. Especially that first one.

[catboycrack]

If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

[stricatul]

willing to spend a lifetime figuring you out

[silvermars]

lowkey made a disgusting bowl of food but groceries are so expensive and precious so i will eat it all god damnit

[toskarin]

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

[toskarin]

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

[toskarin]

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

[weepingchoir]

[catch57]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

(via @prisonhannibal )

[rozieramati]

[spellcasting-jester]

RIP in peace kitten

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[sometiktoksarevalid]