Thrandy's-Boy

Devoted to the hottest archer in Middle Earth and son to the King of Sass. With special appearances by other peasants.

[filthyprotozoan]

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[moonward-bound]

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

[kelssiel]

the ring: gimli son of gloin you can have your deepest desires if you just take me~

gimli: oh?!

elrond: the ring tempts all who come into contact with it

gimli: my deepest desire is to not look like a lil’bitch in front of all these fucking elves

[liridi-deactivated20250617]

I know most people love the witch king moment but for me the scenes that live in my mind rent free are when Eowyn’s drowning in her bitterness over the suffocating experience of being a woman [redraw] 

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

[cunked]

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

I'm crying, they're both so beautiful.

[debbie-sketch]

Lofi vibes but make it Lord of the Rings

instagram: @debbiebalboa

[catchymemes]

[booksbybingo]

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

[safitheartist]

…………..you think?

[macko-99]

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

[arofili]

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

[prismatic-starstuff]

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

[silly-jellyghoty]

Point. For those who have not read Sillmarilion, Sauron used to look something like this

[scottstiles]

The Ringbearer is setting out on the quest of Mount Doom. And you who travel with him, no oath nor bond is laid to go further than you will. Farewell. Hold to your purpose, and may the blessings of elves, and men, and all free folk go with you.

[vaspider]

r/philadelphia - On The Dawn Of The Third Day, Look To The East

1,746 votes and 128 comments so far on Reddit

This is the one that broke me, y’all. I’ve been up ALL FUCKING NIGHT working on art and waiting for results from Philly, and this is the meme that fucking broke me

[catchymemes]

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[lioness--hart]

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

[abashurd]

[lemonbellflower]

im sorry @fvriva but your tags were too good to leave them there

[mirkwood]

Them: come over

Me: I can’t im busy

Them: we gonna watch lotr extended edition.

Me:

[s-shanshan]

So…… basically just started a “Girls in Middle Earth” series.

Will post more later ;)

#Luthien & #Haleth

[frodo-baggins]

This quest may be attempted by the weak with as much hope as the strong. Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.

[zarahartist]

Sauron - Last of the six fanarts challenge.

[thcrin]

Thank you, Sir Ian Holm Cuthbert 12 September 1931 - 19 June 2020

[booksbybingo]

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

[pastel-petticoats]

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

[safitheartist]

…………..you think?

[macko-99]

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

[arofili]

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old