de-saturates you by 50%

he/they - adult

[awrfhi]

jesus and judas have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[eldritch-elrics]

the "death stranding meal":

the yellow jello represents the bb fluid (and also the water at the beach, in this composition)

the sand (crushed cookies) represents the sand on the beach

the chocolate represents the strands and the bt handprints

the gummy bears represent the cryptobiotes

verdict: don't do this

[threadkeepers]

suspiciously rabies-shaped guy: hey can i bite you?

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Ball Of Sand

[bargarean]

god i wish i had a superpower so i could do one singular unexplained thing in public and watch people theorize for years after. like if i could fly the first thing i would do is put on a morph suit and fly over the henday at rush hour and then never do it ever again

[bargarean]

[bargarean]

funniest thing about this post is how small yet dedicated the fanbase for it is. 71 notes and all of them are the same 5 people. anja's whole blog layout is dedicated to it. i feel as though this is what people mean when they say our time here isn't defined by how many lives we touch but the quality of the impact we have on a few. this joke may not have one million notes but it has changed the lives of like 5 people and that's worth more

[beautifullittlefool1999]

[imathers]

[reactionfaces]

[conesoldstobers]

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

[death-by-sc0tland]

anyway imagine this meetup

[despazito]

Everything I see from roblox dress to impress hits me like a freight train

[despazito]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

The last snack you ate is now your wizard name is it good?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onJul 2, 2025

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[timdoubleyou]

can you believe these are real screenshots from marble hornets

[grimbeak]

woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[identifyingbirdsinposts]

Purple Starling

[xylophonicsynapse]

[todaysbird]

Purple Staring

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone