tender.

30's // he/it a soft thing that likes funny things art: @bonegloss

[ros-sauce]

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

[omtai]

Do you want the mouse tour

[dogpuppy]

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[diagnosed-overthinker]

love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[memewhore]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

one of those classic 'witch meets smoking' depraved comedies

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

and she’s holding the pack of cigarettes like it’s her small to medium sized cock

[sandsvendor100]

I Always Smiled Darkly When I Saw The Thieves Attack The Palace

[dickstolebyanalien]

snowstorm that makes you old

[dickstolebyanalien]

baby its old outside

[charl0ttan]

i really cant age

[charl0ttan]

baby its old outside

[3000s]

true

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

when i turn into a bat my dick stays the same size and i cant even fuckin move

[helloitsbees]

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

[helloitsbees]

….?

???????????

[helloitsbees]

oh wait this is EXTRAORDINARILY delightful. this isn’t a case of Blorbo From My Shows this is Henrietta Pickles From My Porch

[mischievous-mami-deactivated202]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[3000s]

[angelicguy]

These jeans fit me now, sure, but there's no way they'll fit me in my Lucario form. *hands the pair back to the exasperated Levi's attendant*