One Shit Is Plenty

Shitpost blog of twoheartproblem Self-catapulting emus are probably not as fun as they sound

[threefartproblem]

Why is the milk gay Mavis, why

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

[ofools-deactivated20151107]

it begins

[norahmayberry-deactivated201712]

this could be us but you playing

[teuer]

[stability]

he has a point

[dank-doggos]

[meanasian-deactivated20131201]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[stephini]

[ahrned]

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

[digitalasslamb]

ummm excuse me

[classicmeevs]

me, a lazy winemaker

“fuck fuck fuck” *frantically squeezing grapes into an empty wine bottle 2 minutes before the Big Wine Tasting Competition*

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

[gaylaxyofstars]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

anyone who wouldn’t become a cyborg is a fucking idiot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Yeah say that after someone hacks into your balls

[xxxtictacion]

Why would your balls be linked to WiFi?

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

so i can connect to the internut

[gaylaxyofstars]

[gaylaxyofstars]

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

[evidently-evil]

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

[butchbellaswan]

dark hozier take me to hell

[chlobat]

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch