Shit Maddi Does

Maddi. 27th December,1991. ISTJ. Slytherin/Ravenclaw hatstall. Lover of science and science-fiction, food, films, and fictional characters. Usually working hard, working out, or screwing around on here for no good reason. This blog is multi-fandom:...

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[triplesixmafia]

[thatgirlonstage]

Where is my crossover AU where Peter Quill is on his way back to Earth and sort of accidentally rescues Mark Watney from Mars along the way

[thatgirlonstage]

Quill: Hey guys, come take a look out the window! I think there’s somebody down there! Rocket: So? Quill: That’s Mars. No one’s SUPPOSED to be there. Drax: Have the Terrens not yet achieved space travel? Quill: I mean, BARELY. And it looks like he’s all alone down there, that can’t be right. Gamora: Should we offer our assistance? Rocket: Ah, leave him!

[thatgirlonstage]

Quill: Hey buddy, you need a hand? Mark: The fuck was in those fucking potatoes

[thatgirlonstage]

Mark: Okay, I can accept the aliens, I can accept the green lady, I can accept the little dancing tree, I can even accept the raccoon, but can someone please tell me why the raccoon has GUNS?

[thatgirlonstage]

Mark: *notices Quill listening to his Awesome Mix tape* Oh my God do you have music? Please tell me you have music.

Quill: Oh yeah! All the greatest hits of the 70s!

Mark: *anguished screaming*

[sunglasses-kitaro]

[threekindsofluck]

anyone : *says something to me*

me : haha yeahh

me in head : what did they just say

[theunread]

[mmilhouse]

good job

[sophplant-deactivated20170302]

me repressing my feelings

[theonion]

[businesscasualprincess]

At what point does it stop being satire, and start being the voice of a generation?

[tastefullyoffensive]

How God Created Animals (via boredpanda) Previously: Dad Tweets

[bluesroom]

hi hey hello this post has been made before but please try not to make fun of people for their autistic traits such as

• telling the same joke/ wanting to have the same conversation over and over again

• not having much coordination and having a tough time doing “easy” things like tying shoelaces

• having trouble understanding what you mean and needing lots of clarification

• needing things to be broken down into little steps

• having extremely high or extremely low empathy

• getting very attached to things like inanimate objects

there are a lot more but these are just ones i haven’t seen mentioned before!! feel free to add on if u think of anything else

[princesconsuela]

[thx]

[cams-archive]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

[sebastiansource]

Sebastian Stan + Mark Hamill aka bless the internet for making this happen

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This got me dying

[the-bitch-goddess-success-deact]

who paid for this study bruh

[glitteryheaux]

it’‘s literally seasoning.  that’s it. that’s what make food taste good.

[kctebishop]

t’challa - civil war (2016)

[historyandmemes]

“A black man could never be president.”

Obama: