Three Transbians in a trenchcoat

The weird transbian from under your bed-It/fae/she pronouns- Witchy Eclectic pagan-writer of the weirdest fiction-gay (derogatory)- 23- Applied behavioral science major- Polyam-NSFW-The subbiest sub you will ever encounter-Clingy as fuck- -Craniospianal Cancer survivor- -Find me setting nazis on fire and trying to be a nuisance to the rich - a goth girlfriend for whoever wants one (unless you're a dude or a minor) -

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

This is an NSFW transbian blog.

I talk about kinky shit, writing smut, being trans, and being the subbiest sub.

I'm very, very into HDG and related content (one of my main hyperfixations, so much that I'm writing a fic for it)

That being said, here is a comprehensive alphabetized list of the majority of my kinks (constantly being updated when I find out about more stuff I'm into)

My kinks in alphabetical order:

-Bondage

-Cnc

-Cyberplay

-Degradation

-Exophilia

-Humiliation

-Hypnosis

-Intox

-Impact play

-Magic

-Masochism

-Mechsploitation

-Memory play

-Mindbreaking

-Mind control

-Objectification

-Petplay

-Powerplay

-Praise

-Primal play

-Sensory play

-Service dynamics

-Teratophilia

-Transformation

-Vore

That being said, here are some things I *don't* fuck with:

Incest, Scatplay, Watersports.

Pretty much everything else is on the table. (Also, feel free to ask)

DMs and asks are always open.

~cis men and minors DNI, this blog is not for you~

[randomtheidiot]

It’s 2026 and we’re well past blocking at this point. If I find out any of my followers are watching that HBO Harry Potter shit, I will actually just crawl through the screen and hit you over the head with a hammer.

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

There is a city called Yonkers

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

It's almost four AM and I'm taking a bath

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

I did in fact play a ttrpg with both mechs and a hive mind today

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

"Sartha, Stop making friends with the space bees!"

A real actual quote from my evening game session today.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

no

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

Vaylin Tirall (I will give no explanation)

[acerby]

Handler and hound dynamic on a budget: Just push your girl around in a shopping cart while she is high.

Maybe give her a paintball gun

[capnsoapy]

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

So... I was watching YouTube and saw that one of @glitchyrobo's posts was in an Emkay video.

That's interesting

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

No one knows the nickname I secretly like being called the most hehehe

[hypothetical-karma]

pookie bear

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Matthew, you’re a dear friend of mine, but if anyone calls me that I WILL kill them. And not in an aesthetically hot or thematically meaningful way.

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

I'm going to hazard a guess and say... 🐦.

[b-sowards]

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

[official-kovaxworx]

respost this anyone who can

[was-the-grink-there]

AUGH *SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON* TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW SPREAD THE WORD

@ant-the-anteater @bardorsomethinglikethat @beanzdabean @causalshapeshifter @cocothesilkmothjellyfish @cryptidofthewest @crims0nr0s3 @ellie-moonbeam @flicksuniverse @gaypurplemonster-maximum @gxddesslxve @heytheresbrutus @hyyl18 @impisback-tellafriend @ieatgoobers @ladysencen @lacy-gracie @loki-banana @mothmans-annoying-cousin @marsbar-404notfound @mentally-unstable-bagel @nicothehalfblood @nebulae-astros-official @ollietheocto @ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @raventhecrispy-offical @scionofthedaelkyr @subtletwilighteternity @saigesays @the-pancake-dicegoblin @v4mp1r3enthus1a5t666 @vickysnowpawz @valdezsimp02 @very-gay-poet @witchesash and whoever I forgot plus if I didn’t tag you reblog anyways!!!!!

[subtletwilighteternity]

Beat you to it

[cyborgclone17]

@chaos-triangle @1nkyraven @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @tf2anddeltarunefan @threetransbiansinatrenchcoat

[bizaraespero]

Finding a Genie First wish: Make affini real Second wish: Make them know our location and provide them with a safe way to speedily reach us (within a week or so) Third wish: Genie goes free and domesticated

[mousidy]

if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die

[mousidy]

we're not sex toys we're people 👍

[mousidy]

oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry

[mousidy]

it's funny that both trans and cis women alike are reduced to our genitals, but with trans women it's especially extreme. transness is thought of as infinitely worse than cisness in every way, so why would you ever desire a trans woman if not to play with her one unique feature? and if she doesn't, or can't, put out, what's the point of her? what value does she even have? she's just a sex toy, you can just throw her out

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

Throwback to the time that someone made a twitter account pretending to be my dead grandma specifically to troll me

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

ⓘmaid tipⓘ

if u cum inside princess without waking her up, u wont b punished

[thirstybunnywhore]

ⓘmaid tipⓘ

add extra melatonin and benadryl to her nightly tea

[nagagirltummy]

ⓘmaid tipⓘ

Tell her how well she took it next time you're fucking to unlock special princess noises

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

kWEEHHK !?!?!!?!??

[threetransbiansinatrenchcoat]

Not a maid tip: also add trazedone to the tea