[threnodians]

|˶˙ᵕ˙ )ﾉﾞ 「 𝓚 𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇 ⟮ 33 ⟯ 𝓢 𝐇𝐄 ⌇ 𝓣 𝐇𝐄𝐘 」

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 ﹠ 𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈—𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆

𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖/𝐓 ﹠ 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐑/𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄

𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃

╰ 「 𝓡 𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒・𝓒 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐃・𝓢 𝐄𝐋𝐅𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 」

[charl0ttan]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[houndmother]

society if “nonsexual nudity” extended to trans women

[houndmother]

society if this button actually did anything

[celinethefeline]

[shamesonlydaughter]

i really love this video it’s a poem to me

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[bratrightsactivist]

[suffering-and-misery]

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

[sabrsiren-deactivated20250418]

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

[veltroxx]

ugh, that feeling of stuck panic but no actual moving is the worst.

[the-haiku-bot]

ugh, that feeling of

stuck panic but no actual

moving is the worst.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[otherwindow]

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

[swan2swan]

[charlesoberonn]

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

[commie-pinko-liberal-blog]

[liberalbutnotpartisan]

This point can never be repeated often enough.

[cyberglittter]

tumblr flagging every post as mature content

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears