A Muchness in Time

Graeden, 20, bonafide nerd, filmmaker, whovian, editor, writer, sleeper, eater, human, male (usually), person, atoms, etc, etc. I suppose if I actually use this enough I'll be posting photos, videos, links and whatever I feel like posting because shush.

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

“hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick”

[taquito]

im crying at this little old lady who posts nothing but skyrim videos and starts it off with “hi grandkids”

[uwu-chan-abouttodelete-deactiva]

the only gaming channel i want to see

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

This woman is a gift.

[funnyandhilarious]

[spoof]

what do you mean for 6 year olds

[did-you-know]

You can be ‘TheDress That Broke the Internet’ for Halloween. Source

[paul-hollywood-is-a-little-bitch]

#why be a racist stereotype when u can be THIS

[best-of-memes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Alternate Names for Animals (photos via Imgur) Related: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

[refurbthecat]

Current life status: Hungry, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Well-fed, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Relaxing, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Covered In Ducks, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Leading Duck Army Into Battle, Screaming

[random-allusions]

[kris0ten]

i just got a 3DS (before this, the last i had was a DS lite) and i’m playing catch up with all the games i missed out on, starting with Pokemon X!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via deadbeatdad)

[ultrafacts]

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[vancity604778kid]

ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. 

[optimysticals]

So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?

[catsuitmonarchy]

Well I have a new hero.

[khoshekh-yourself-deactivated20]

Her whole wikipedia article is gold

“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”

“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“

“During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”

“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”

“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”

“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”

“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”

“To Senator Joseph McCarthy, who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”

[mewjounouchi]

I love this woman.

[distractedbyshinyobjects]

WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.

[themauveroom]

This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” 

She is my absolute favorite. 

[themarysue]

HARDCORE. :) 

[elodieunderglass]

Reminder that journalists know exactly what they’re doing

Journalism shapes public perception shapes policy shapes politics shapes people’s lives… and journalism begins and ends with an agenda.

[thridfush]

Journalism needs to have that angle in order to survive. It needs to be fresh and something people will read. But good journalism also needs to be unbiased, but, seeing as that’s impossible, journalists just try and pretty much nearly always fail. However, women’s magazines like that are generally a lot more lax on the whole ‘moral code of ethics’ thing than a lot of other journalism. Kind of disgusting really.

[lordsherlokimort]

Pixar finally announces The Incredibles 2

Everyone: 

Pixar:

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Pixels is probably gonna make it’s money back, which is honestly the worst thing ever

[suu-zu]

Tell everyone about your Adam Sandler racketeering theory

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

That’s not a theory, that is absolutely what he is fucking doing

[ironnyan]

Okay Dean, I need you tell me about your Adam Sandler racketeering theory.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

Okay so Sandler movies get lots of viewers (for some reason) right so he can go to a big fucking studio like Sony Pictures (Pixels) and say “yo gimme $88 million dollars to make a movie” and since thats always worked before and his films have always made a return no matter how fucking awful they are (Mall Cop 2 made over 3x budget, Zohan made over 2x, Jack & Jill just barely missed out on 2x budget) they say “yeah go on then”

So now Sandler has $80 million to make a film with, and a bunch of friends who need paychecks to live on, right? So he just pays them for whatever half-assed performance they give (Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider, etc) and they make a fucking movie. and its awful, but get this right

Product placement. In Gilmore, Happy gets sponsored by Subway to play golf, and in Jack & Jill, the plot of the movie basically revolves around advertising, specifically for Dunkin Donuts. You’ve got Gatorade in Waterboy, McDonalds and Hooters in Big Daddy, Popeyes Chicken in Little Nicky, Wendys in Mr Deeds, Bed Bath & Beyond in Click, MySpace in Funny People, KFC in Grown Ups (Kevin James is a fat man), and a bottle or can of Budweiser is in nearly every scene of That’s My Boy,

So basically, Sandler gets paid ridiculous amounts of money to make a film, gets paid even more money for product placement, then just pays his friends, and throws together an absolutely god awful film. And apparently because “Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison was funny!” (hint: they weren’t), people still go see his films twenty years later. And since he’s part producer on some of these films, he makes even more when stupid people go to see his films!

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

You know, it’s absolutely amazing. Under the right circumstances, a filmmaker could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[themiddleofsomecalibrations]

[hereforpizza]

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING 3D GIF TO EVER 3D

[funnypack-deactivated20221223]

AHHHH

[mattmcguigan]

an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

[anti-terf-deactivated20170715]

How does a robot eat a cookie?

[mattmcguigan]

I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions

[thishartominefeelz]

💛💛💛💛 things I have now 💛💛💛💛

[fannybawws-blog]

Good luck with that crippling college debt, kiddo. Shaka brah!