Jotaro has a flat ass

During college breaks, I become jojo trash. With my user name how appropriate that I'm an engineering major. 19. Female. my studyblr is sarcasticstudyblr. This blog is a mess. I mostly use mobile so that's why.

[chubby-bunnies]

I’m fucking wheezing

[camojacketfrank]

i could have been stanning mcr in 2007 when they were at their PEAK but nooo i was wasting time learning how to READ

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

there are literally no words to describe how old this post makes me feel

[thescriptorium]

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

[thescriptorium]

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

[thescriptorium]

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

[feministism]

[libertybill]

[markv5]

Недовольный

[bonjour-adora]

[saltwaterthievery-moved]

Me reblogging fanart for a fandom I just got into/am behind in despite the fact I have no idea what’s happening in it yet

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[protectwoc]

this is so fucking funny

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

womanhood and having a voyeuristic relationship with your own pain

[jitterati-deactivated20190311]

“am i suffering beautifully?” “is my agony lovable?”

[alwayskeepingit100]

I love being in love and financially stable its so wavy

[niggasandcomputers]

Send the link

[writterings]

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

[femonologue]

[frawgs]

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

[frawgs]

WAIT THAT MEANS

[samephonewhothis]

[thorgyorgy]

Do you even believe in God?

[that-twink-over-there]

My last 2 brain cells

[kscotter]

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️

[memescomedy]

[daisyjazzridley]

And he goes, “What are you?”     Which is fucking rude.

[libertybill]

[catchymemes]

[meleemaster101]

Australia is just playing life on death wish mode

[baking-accident]

tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

[hacktplanets]

“Cave Johnson here, 

So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”

[botanyshitposts]

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

[botanyshitposts]

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

[botanyshitposts]

[botanyshitposts]

update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

[botanyshitposts]

test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit 

[botanyshitposts]

wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance