Hey, Jojo, look! There are flamingos outside!

jazmin/bi/28 やれやれだぜ

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[maxknightley]

being a jack of all trades is dope as fuck honestly. it's like I'm doing crop rotation inside my own brain

[mikeythebikey]

i love butch but oh my god he talks so fucking much, no, we aren't going to go to the muddy rudder, no, im not going to give you alcohol, yes, i know, the air is dirty, please shut up

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

[kaijuerotica]

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

[kaijuerotica]

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[det395]

[quoicore]

[thraggkisser]

his eyes are so pretty (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[xonuq]

idk lmaooo

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[r3negade-x]

"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.

[mrshrimp76]

Been playin fallout 3 lately so made this

when i cant draw i turn to making shitty fallout memes

[tinytorchlight]

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[forgetful-nerd]

Spelling mistakes? I guarantee neither of us saw those at 3:00 AM Monday Morning.