Eat an Entire Friend

John | INFP | Bisexual | he/him My hobbies include: sinning, cooking, drawing and dragging my friends into JOJO hell. follow for more softcore shitpost?

[strange-aeons]

Woah. Some freak named Teya[citation needed] was birthed today.

[strange-aeons]

It's that day.

[draculabackward]

ok wait just googling to confirm and

STRANGE JONES???

[strange-aeons]

Everyone start spreading even more misinformation about me RIGHT THIS INSTANT

[stranglerfigpudding]

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

[preyanimal]

you can tell im 30-something because i bought a new brand of toothbrushes and im very pleased with them. toothbrushes generally have the same problem that tennis shoes for instance have in that they're overdesigned and consequently garish and ugly. but this is literally just a single piece of plastic, all one color, with a logo printed on it and white bristles. very tasteful. it's perfect.

[preyanimal]

i sound like fucking patrick bateman

[queeranarchism]

One of my pet peeves is when people describe cave-dwelling homo sapiens or even late hunter-gatherers with only names like 'grug' and 'ogg'. They're homo sapiens! They have the same brains and mouth and vocal cords that we do.

The earliest name we know from oral history is an Egyptian king named Iry-Hor, the earliest name we have written down is a Sumerian accountant called Kushim. The earliest known author is a Sumerian priestess named Enheduanna. Another name we have from that period is Enmebaragesi. I probably forgot some other beautiful names in this directly-from-wikipedia list. We can't look further back, but there is nothing to suggest that we were less capable of giving each other beautiful complex names.

Why does this matter? Because the idea that we as a species are constantly becoming superior is bullshit and is tied up closely with a lot of very harmful ideologies (capitalism, eugenics and fascism, to name a few). We're not becoming a superior species. We're passing on information and inventing more stuff and figuring out how to live longer, but those are social processes, they come from humans taking care of each other and valuing the preservation and free exchange of knowledge. They don't come from being fundamentally better than our ancestors, we're not.

[queeranarchism]

#and the 'ooga booga grug and ogg' thing comes directly from racist stereotypes of african and aboriginal australian languages#and the idea that 'people in past were more primitive' comes from the combination of the newfangled idea of evolution#and westerners hearing very fictionalized accounts of colonizers in southeast asia and africa iirc#so there was the idea that culture and intelligence 'evolved' to become 'better' over time#so people in the past must have been similar to these 'more primitive' traditional peoples#and so perception of peoples of the past comes from Very Racist and Fictionalized accounts of like#strappy young british boys converting primitive natives to christianity and suddenly they wanna put on clothes or whatever#its fucking awful#stopppp doing this shit#['unga bunga' literally originated from a bugs bunny cartoon making fun of aboriginal people]

^ YES

[robin-teddybear]

it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

[saulwexler]

I'm not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship

[tilthat]

TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

[strongbowdarkfruit]

did something happen to Spiders Georg

[regenerative-farming]

R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017

[ifightformyfriends]

He was an outlier. But he counted.

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[mothnem]

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

[cowboy]

Don't even have sex

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

[cowboy]

Absolutely fucking not

[cowboy]

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

[kramer]

[bedupolker]

tryin to press charges on my landlord in a certain large city in arizona but googling "phoenix lawyer" isn't getting me the results I need

[radawaycunt]

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

[radawaycunt]

AND we kissed, also

[creekfiend]

even if your clothing is made of natural fibers the thread is usually polyester. the sexy crow boy will suck the threads out of your 100% cotton t shirts like pasghetti

[heha]

a cd for breakfast and a dvd for lunch

[sodclod]

rip dvd lunch 💔

[an-angel-0f-death]

the like button is heart shaped because i press it to let you know that i love you

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

the world isn’t so bad. it has you in it, after all.

[labelleizzy]

[bimstown]