Through Space And Time

This blog's semblance of theme has long since departed 

[tennant]

In-tru-der window, that was funny!

[just-a-skinny-boy]

[jenwunhui]

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

[jamesscarstairs]

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

[earlsgrey]

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

[mayfriend-archive]

#president snow aiming to kill them without making it a public spectacle #peeta; about to invent a pregnancy: oh haven’t you heard?

[throughspaceandtimeinabluebox]

Gwaine: Look, I know we've had our differences, but I want to know what's wrong with Merlin.

Arthur: What makes you think there's anything wrong?

Gwaine: Well, I've asked him to come to the tavern with me like, a hundred times, and every time, he changes his mind!

Arthur: Maybe he doesn't like you. Did you ever think about that?

Gwaine: Yes, actually! That did cross my mind! But then I remembered, oh, wait, he hangs around you, so his standards must be pretty low.

[throughspaceandtimeinabluebox]

Arthur: Merlin, if I don't make it out, I want you to lead the people.

Merlin:

Arthur:

Merlin:

Arthur: Back to Camelot, so Guinevere can be crowned.

Merlin: OH THANK GOD--

[moon-covey]

Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date. That’s a tough one. MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Something I really admire about Thor is that he is equally distressed every single time Loki fakes his death

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Loki: *slips and pretends to die five times in the same day*

Thor, every time, without fail:

[rizaoftheowls]

Valkyrie: You know he’s totally not dead, right?

Thor: Yes, he is probably faking it again but how will he know I truly care if I do not express complete anguish at his loss?

Loki’s “corpse,” on the floor: Shut up, it’s how we bond.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[sapphicbutchdaddy-deactivated20]

Always hit the rb so fast for this one!

[itsdaniclayton]

Cho: *tells Harry the next Hogsmeade visit in on valentines day*

Harry: hmm?? I wonder?? why she’s telling me this?????

[itsdaniclayton]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

I can’t stop laughing

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

the two previous movie series of Spider-Man always had it that Spidey was a Big Hit with the citizens of nyc in spite of the negative press/police departments actively hunting him down but we haven’t really seen anything like that in the mcu past Peter’s classmates simply being aware that Spider-Man is a hero who exists, like we didn’t see any slandering articles or angry officers which is WEIRD considering the canonical climate about superheros in the mcu right now so like….I really hope it carries over into this third series because frankly I love the idea of everyone in a post-accords world in constant debate about superheroes like ‘should they be held accountable for casualties’ and ‘does it make sense to give all this power to just a few people and force them to make potentially catastrophic situations’ and ‘do we even truly Need superheroes’ like any and all debate they can think of but at the same time, all the citizens in New York are collectively like ‘Yeah….but we’re gonna leave the Spider-Boy out of this….he just wants to help out….he’s doing his Best..’ lmao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

The Entire City Of New York: after all the danger we’ve been placed in since these superheroes started popping up, since the Avenger’s set up a headquarters here- we’re sick of it. superheroes only prevent problems that they create in the first place and cause millions in damages doing it. we want our city to be safe!

Also The Entire City Of New York: we’ve only had Spider-Man for a year and a half but if anything ever happened to him we would kill everyone on this planet and then ourselves

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

J. Jonah Jameson: writes a scathing article about the ‘spider menace’ ‘terrorizing’ Queens and campaigns for his arrest and imprisonment alongside other ‘mutant menaces’ 

That Nice Old Lady that bought Peter a churro: *barges into the Daily Bugle office swinging her handbag with deadly force* 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Citizens of New York City: fuck the avengers!!

The Rest Of The World: you do realize that your Spider-Man has been spotted helping the Avengers on multiple occasions and many believe him to be an honorable member of the team?

Citizens of New York City:

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[ruffboi-mags]

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[sapphicbutchdaddy-deactivated20]

Always hit the rb so fast for this one!

[throughspaceandtimeinabluebox]

Elyan: It's pitch black outside, and someone is literally mucking out the stables.

Elyan: Update

Elyan: That someone is Merlin

Gwen: In the dark?? Does he have a lantern, or anything?

Elyan:

[Elyan sticks his head out of the window]

Elyan, yelling out the window: HEY MERLIN DO YOU HAVE A LANTERN

Merlin, yelling back: NO

Elyan: HOW ARE YOU SEEING?!

Merlin: MOON

[castials]

[stars-bean]

“Oh, excuse me, madam. Sorry. This may seem strange, but have you seen a fallen star anywhere?”

Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[loumovies]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[warplanerubdown]

[lesbianshepard]

i know there’s the joke that as kids we thought that the bermuda triangle and quicksand were way more serious than they actually are but you know what else i thought was a notable danger? whirlpools. i thought they just kind of popped up in the ocean randomly and sucked down giant ships to the bottom of the ocean and it was a big problem.

do you know how many recorded cases there have been of whirlpools sucking down large ships? zero. it’s never fucking happened in real life.

[lesbianshepard]

what i thought whirlpools were like

vs the actual third largest whirlpool in the world