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catgirl-techsupport

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

tiktoksformyfriends

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

thetomska

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn't have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

mortimermcmirestinks

thank you for showing this to me, famous youtuber and comedy icon TomSka

jewfrogs

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

randomfae

titkoks

i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

drallimylime

вопросик?!

meltyneon

cometchameleon

Ok wait I'm an animator but the idea of referring to a real life human's gait as a walk cycle is sending me

princessnijireiki

For anybody wondering, the original video is here & the track is SQWOZ BAB - ПЁСИК

moredog

I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE READ THIS. THIS IS THE MOST URGENT POST IVE EVER MADE. WE HAVE NO PARENTS OR FAMILY. PLEASE. IF YOU SEE THIS PLEASE SHARE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART I AM BEGGING YOU

DISABLED TRANS COUPLE NEEDS URGENT HELP SURVIVING

this morning i had to take an ambulence to the hospital after the worst psychotic episode of my life i have nowhere to go from here ans got fired from my job. i lost so mucu weight im underweight now. i havent been able to stand sometimes and been falling over. the effects its been having on my body has been so bad this morning i had to get the fire department this morning to come to my apartment to get me out, had to haev a wheelchair, i couldnt walk

i had to take out a credit card to be able to eat. someone stole my debit card information and took hundreds of dollars out of my account while i was having the worst mental health ive ever had in my life so i didn’t notice until it was too late. the only reason i can even coherently type righht now is because they gave me sedatives in the hospital but i havent been ablr to write full sentences in a while

I NEED HELP RIGHT NOW MORE THAN IVE EVER NEEDED HELP IN MY LIFE. if you need proof anything or if yoi want to just talk because i really need someone to talk to really badly please like if you even feel compelled to chat with me do it im so lonely i feel like me and my girlfriend got left to die. msg me on my alt @skynettle if you want i can send you proof or we can chat. im goingt o the crisis center tommorow so idk if ill respond immedietly

WE HAVE NO FOOD, NO TOILET PAPER, NO MENSTRUAL PRODUCRS, NO CLEAN CLOTHES, NO SOAP, WE ARE GOING TO LOSE EVERYTGING PLEASE HELP.

0/300

WE NEED 300 DOLLARS TO PAY RENT BY MAY 1ST OR ELSE WE WILL GET EVICTED AND WR HAVE NOWHERE TO GO AT ALL.

cshapp: $frogiess

vmno: @finchfrog

Go to paypal.me/skyve and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

moredog

i have no energy to update this i am like trying to keep myself alive really hard ive been in and out of ambulemces 3 times i still need help for rent this month

buntong-h1ninga

Yoooooo!!!!

FilmCow Royalty Free Sound Effects Library by FilmCow

obi-wanakin-blog

I think one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard Mark Hamill tell is the one about how the first time he heard the score for A New Hope he got sort of jokingly offended because it seemed like every other character had a specific song for them and he didn’t and John Williams just looked at him and said “…The main theme is your song” and Mark was like “WHAT OMG” like he didn’t actually understand before that moment that he was the protagonist.

mydaroga

And this, from a recent interview:

Plus, since Harrison was a traditional leading man, and I hadn’t read the screenplay, I thought he was the star of the film, and that I was Bucky to his Captain America, that I was the kid sidekick. Because in the screen test that we did, I was kind of annoying and he was so cool. But I’ll never forget, I remember the chair I was sitting in, the one-bedroom apartment looking out at the beach looking at the sundown of the ocean, and I couldn’t believe it. I was thrown for a minute. I thought, “Wait a minute.” Because on the front page, it said “The Adventures of Luke Starkiller.” [Lucas soon changed the last name.] I said, “Wait a second. I thought I was Luke. Oh, Harrison must have been Luke.” I started reading it and then I got to where they’re describing me and I said, “Wait a second. I’m Luke!” I didn’t think I was the star of the movie, I thought it was just from my point of view.

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

valtsv

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

valtsv

and yes, they both smoke weed

squidy-y2k

and which one told you that?

valtsv

sabertoothwalrus

why is it that the older I get the funnier these two characters are to me

everything about them is hilarious.

Mr Pig has the charm of Greg over the garden wall but if he were also a deadpan middle aged man like Bob Belcher

Tree Trunks is middle aged but also she’s 90 but also she was an old lady when she was a teenager.

she’s vocally anti-fascist and called Princess Bubblegum a dictator.

both characters have been involved with cults.

Tree Trunks had a polyamorous relationship with aliens.

Mr Pig is a horribly jealous man.

They have a picture of Finn hanging above their bed.

When they first got together they kept openly making out in public until everyone else got so grossed out about it that they had an intervention but then Tree Trunks and Mr Pig sang a ballad about it.

Tree Trunks was ready for divorce until a baby was left on their doorstep and they adopted it.

Said baby used to be the Evil Lich King and is also 10 ft tall.

gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling

hapalopus

bunkey

notice how everyone is horny today

bunkey

tiktoksthataregood-ish

lilypads17

ironinkpen

i still can't get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him

ironinkpen

like i cannot emphasize enough how fucking stupid this plan was. the siege of ba sing se ended 5 years ago. people know what iroh looks like, to the point where he once got recognized by a random army captain at a hot spring and almost got his hands broken about it. and yet he rolls up to a city that has a vested interest in recognizing him and secret police force with zuko. zuko. like i could buy that no normal citizen would look at their tea shop guy and assume he was secretly an evil general, okay. but it's one thing to just be Mushi from the Tea Shop With an Unfortunate Resemblance to General Iroh, and another fucking thing entirely when Lee the Tea Server Who Looks Weirdly Similar to Prince Zuko is standing right next to him literally twenty-four seven!! like at least get different jobs hello????

ironinkpen

every decision iroh makes is the decision of a man fully prepared to commit to the bit. will this succeed? who knows. but it will be very funny if i pull it off