[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[bonivers]

me talking trash about dating and marriage 24/7 as if love stories aren’t one of my favorite things in the world #nuance

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[dogpuppy]

I promise not all Mormons are bad

Not true

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[mens-rights-activia]

Omg why did my mom just text me this 😭😭😭

[perenial]

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

[mad-hare]

The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is

[thinkingredwizard]

It's only pasteurisation if a French microbiologist cooks the germs out of it for you, otherwise it's just boiled milk, apparently

[thememedaddy]

[gardenxkisses]

[pocketkris]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[pocketkris]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[egberts]

saddest thing ever is seeing new 18-22 year olds talk about how Christmas doesn't feel magical anymore during their transition from it being a super special day of the year to kinda just another average day of the year. I remember that feeling well, and I just want to say to those young people specifically: if you want the magic back you have to create it yourself now, the way you want to. it's your magic now

[clowngiirl]

[write-on-world]

[novice-crow]

I feel like I shouldn’t be the only one to see these one after the other

[fceriegifs]

Jeff Goldblum as Seth Brundle

THE FLY (1986)

[konoko]

[85-rend]

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

[lovotomii]