A Universal person who rocks. lol

[thundermegood]

Yami Yugi/Atem: I didn't forget anything, I just misplaced the memories. They'll come back to me eventually.

Yugi: That's great and all but we... we kinda need you to, I don't know, BRING THEM BACK NOW!

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[kat-snow2613]

Reblog to save a life

[jandjsalmon]

Reblog to save a beta’s sanity.

[mdcbd]

Reblog this to save a beta-less author’s sanity.

[aelaer]

Reblog because I see this issue ALL THE TIME.

[sleenonme]

Reblog to save the blood pressure of an author with a persistent beta.

[fangruninsimp]

Rin: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I'm sleeping with your son?

Vaisra: You're WHAT

Rin, shrugging: I guess not.

[fangruninsimp]

Ramsa: Altan said I'm allowed to eat this entire bowl of sugar.

Chaghan: That... doesn't sound like him.

Ramsa:

Ramsa: He also said you shouldn't check with him

[fangruninsimp]

Someone: So what do you all bring to the team?

Rin: I can wield fire.

Nezha: I can control water.

Venka: I'm an expert shooter.

Kitay: I make good life decisions.

Someone: That's not really a-

Rin: No, trust me, he's our most important member.

[fangruninsimp]

Kitay: Ow!

Rin: What?

Kitay: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Rin: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

[fangruninsimp]

Kitay: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had.

Kitay: Rin is screaming at the sky

Kitay: Nezha's been crying in the bathroom for the past hour

Kitay: And Venka has a knife. Oh gods, Venka has a knife.

[fangruninsimp]

Kitay: Look, if we don't go to sleep right now we're going to hate ourselves in the morning.

Rin, Venka and Nezha in unison: I hate myself already!

Kitay: Okay we'll unpack that in the morning, but now go to sleep you fucking idiots.

[softfae]

Venka: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on FIRE??

Nezha: Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

Rin: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Nezha: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots.

Kitay: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Nezha: Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[fangruninsimp]

Rin: How are we going to get out of this?

Nezha: Don't ask me, I'm not supposed to have any ideas. I'm the hot one.

Venka: I'm pretty sure I'm the hot one.

Kitay: Okay, so we're all going to die. Got it.

[koiwynn]

venka: that shirt looks good on you

rin: thanks

venka: but it would look better on nezha’s floor

rin: are you flirting with me for him?

venka: someone has to help

[k9punkout]

Art credits go to @mochidoodle!!

[fangruninsimp]

Rin: I just want to let you know that you mean a lot to me and if the need arose, I'd kill for you.

Kitay: I've seen you stab someone over a bowl of noodles, that doesn't mean much coming from you.

Rin: I'd die for you?

Kitay: That doesn't mean much either. On a completely unrelated note, I think you should see a therapist.

Rin: I'd let go of a grudge for you?

Kitay: Awww... <3

[btsunyeondan]

Altan: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Chaghan: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Altan: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Rin, on a walkie talkie: This is Rin, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

(the generator)

[lost-mango]

Rin: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Kitay: Making four accounts. Rin, tearing up: Really…?

[softfae]

Kitay: So what's it like dating Rin?

Nezha: Once I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Kitay:

Nezha: I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

[k9punkout]

Kitay: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Rin: Looking right because you left

Kitay: Looking up cause you let me down

Rin: Looking down cause you fucked up

Nezha: What is wrong with you two