Blake: you cannot tell me that I don’t have the bigger @$$! No woman in this world has an @$$ like mine.
Jaune: there is and it’s a Latina cat.
Blake: what Latina cat?!
Jaune: (points to his right to the Latina cat)
Blake: (trying to comprehend how correct he is)
Jaune: best part, that’s my girlfriend~!
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kaboodle: you sure this is how to not win the game?
kit: (fell in love with him at first sight but try’s to play it off as work).
Y-yes Kaboodle, this is the strategy of dating the protagonist to not letting the story continue.
gobbles: (whispers to Kaboodle) the real protagonist is a small girl in a red hood.
Blake: you cannot tell me that I don’t have the bigger @$$! No woman in this world has an @$$ like mine.
Jaune: there is and it’s a Latina cat.
Blake: what Latina cat?!
Jaune: (points to his right to the Latina cat)
Blake: (trying to comprehend how correct he is)
Jaune: best part, that’s my girlfriend~!
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kaboodle: you sure this is how to not win the game?
kit: (fell in love with him at first sight but try’s to play it off as work).
Y-yes Kaboodle, this is the strategy of dating the protagonist to not letting the story continue.
gobbles: (whispers to Kaboodle) the real protagonist is a small girl in a red hood.
this is the last thing I saved since I shared it with a friend but I'm gonna have my very own digimon. this is either very good or very VERY bad.
@reibocca-blog @arc-misadventures2
in beacons dorm, more specifically, JNPR’s dorm, Jaune rummaging around the whole of his bed and drawers. Just then Pyrrha walks in.
Jaune: hey Pyrrha, have you seen my contacts?
Pyrrha: you have contacts?
Jaune: yeah, saves me from putting this on.
(shows his prescription glasses as they canonically glow.)
Pyrrha: holy sweet oum on a sploosh…..
Jaune: well it’s better than being blind.
Pyrrha: (flails her arms) Jaune, don’t do it!
Jaune: wait what?
Nora: by the pancake gods?! You know how hard it is to steal our leader’s contacts?!
Jaune: um, what’s happening?
Pyrrha: Nora, are you trying to kill us!
Nora: he’s got sl#### little glasses, pyr-pyr! I want to see him in the sl#### little glasses!
Jaune: but, their prescription.
Pyrrha: there are some things mortal eyes can’t see!
Nora: put them on fearless leader, I’ll restrain her!
Pyrrha: Jaune you don’t know the power you will unleash!
Nora: surrender to the sl#### glasses fearless leader!
Pyrrha: Nora, toast can’t be bread again!
Nora: mama don’t want bread, mama never wanted bread!
Jaune: I’m confused? What’s the right action here?
Nora: put them on please.
Pyrrha: put them aw-?! Damn it!
Jaune: well, I’m a people pleaser.
NP: AHHH~!
Jaune: w-what?! What is it?!
Nora: it’s so beautiful~!
Pyrrha: my eyes, my eyes!
Jaune: I don’t understand don’t look.
Ren: hey guys, what’s with the scream-?! AHH!
Jaune: Ren my brother, cover your eyes!
Ren: your face, your gentle face is flawless!
Nora: touch my face with your hands fearless leader!
Pyrrha: he is mine! I forever claimed him!
(Pyrrha proceeds to choke Nora in a armlock)
Ren: teach me your ways, oh beautiful demigod~!
Jaune: nobody look at me. Here I’ll look up at the sky, at the flock of nevermores.
(Said flock of nevermores, crash into the walk ways of beacon and start terrorizing.)
Jaune: okay, I draw the line at terrorism.
Nora: no~! You were perfect~!
Jaune: I’m sorry Nora, but I can’t hurt any one else, this is my burden to bear! I will suffer this astigmatism with pride! Now if you’ll excuse me it’s a little chilly outside. I have to put on my turtleneck.
