two anime’s, one is comedic and weird, the other is emotional and action packed.
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SMK
Nora: fearless leader~!
Jaune: No.
Nora: ‘pout’ you didn’t even know what I was going to say!
Jaune: smash, marry, kill
Nora: no, I was going to say how’s your day, but since you said that~!
Jaune: god f###### #### #####!
Nora: smash, marry, kill; Megumin, aqua, and darkness(aka, a royal)!
Jaune: ………did you really choose the one series I barely watch.
Nora: maybe~.
Jaune: …….‘sigh’ F### it. First kill darkness, second marry Megumin, and lastly fuck aqua.
Nora: wow! That was fast. Care to explain?
Jaune: well for one, that bi### darkness looks like my sisters if all 7 of them combined.
Nora: yeah? ‘thinks harder’ yeah no I see.
Jaune: plus she’s a hardcore masochist, you know what that does to a person! I’m one for living out with their kink but she’s extreme.
Jaune: now for Megumin, she’s a sweet girl, which is also Ruby. But the difference is Megumin at least acts mature for her age, Ruby pretends.
Nora: wow, you are just dising Ruby.
Jaune: and lastly aqua………..who wouldn’t want to smash a goddess.
Nora: but she’s useless.
Jaune: And that’s the reason, because she’s so useless I can smash her with the pent up anger I have after a failed mission.
Nora: so….stress toy but sexual.
Jaune: yes. Now are we done? Yes? Good. See you never Nora.
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this was inspired by @evenmorefatallyobsessed and their deviantart page about this crossover. I’m going to make another one of this but I’d slightly different
this is a follow up for Jaune’s “guns for glory” (here’s the link) and is inspired by a repost to a repost of a said “organization” by @howi99’s “hand guns are fine too” post. Because it got me thinking, organization? By grandpa? Let’s give him a legend and legacy.
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Nora: hey fearless leader, we're you heading off to?
Jaune is seen getting dressed and packing his “wallet” and other belongings in a small satchel.
Jaune: oh, just going out to buy some equipment.
Pyrrha: oh, how about we come with? I’ve been thinking of buying some new gear myself.
Jaune: sorry but I want to go alone, business and all that.
as Jaune exits through his dorm doorway, he sees team Rwby standing near it with Ruby about to knock on the door. Without giving them the time of day he slips through them and starts walking fast.
Yang: what's got VB worked up?
Weiss: probably trying to run from his failures as a leader.
Ruby: WEISS!
Just as they are arguing, Blake spots a wallet on the ground and a small shiny thing.
Blake: hey isn’t this Jaune’s walle-?!
as Blake lifts up said wallet she also spots a “gold coin” with a very weird imprint. All stare at Blake and the gold coin
Nora: ‘gasp’ fearless leader has treasure?!
yang: keeping secrets now VB? Give mamma some too~!
Weiss: I never seen such a design before. Fool must have melted down and-?!
as Weiss was talking, Blake turns over the coin and drops it entirely, shock and surprise in her face.
Ruby: Blake is some thing the matte-
Blake: (runs out of the room and full sprints it to bullhead departure.)
the rest of team Rwby and JNPR run after in confusion and worry. As soon as they get their the bullhead taking Jaune departs to vale. Blake wanting to know if her hunch was right takes the dangerous route but still the fastest way to vale, emerald forest. Teams Rwby and JNPR still follow her but now yelling for her to stop. As soon as they reach vale it will already be too late since Jaune disappeared.
Weiss: ok, ‘huff’ Blake mind telling us why ‘huff’ you’re running exactly?
yang: yeah, I’m ‘huff’ one for a chase but ‘huff’ you gotta give us an explanation!
Blake: on that coin their one side I could recognize, one that I remember all too well and fear. The mark of the assassin guild.
Pyrrha: w-wait, Jaune a-an assassin?!
Nora: Jaune an assassin?! So cool!
Blake: no not cool! Deadly. Back in the white fang we, the stealth ops, were to find out who they were and steal cargo.
Weiss: so what’s the big deal?!
Blake: I was the only one out of ten to escape their grasp. Worst part was that all ten of us were the greatest among steath and infiltration yet this…organization spotted us as we were half way in. There were only half of us left when getting the data but retreating…….
Ruby: you were the only one that came out.
Blake nodded and started to search frantically. The rest following behind.
Yang: so you might think Jaune, sweet dork, is an assassin?
Blake: maybe not but I need to confirm.
as they were searching for Jaune, the man himself is watching from the shadows. Luckly he’s always two steps ahead of them. Why because he put a hidden mic under Blake’s and Nora’s, speaking of……
Jaune: “damn it! How can I forget getting my actual wallet and leaving the one coin behind?! ‘Sigh’ what’s done is done, what story am I going to make up now~! No, another time. Got to get my things.’
Jaune walks to an antique store and pretends to browse around until he makes it the counter.
shopkeeper: ah, well come sir! How may I help?
Jaune instead of answering hands him a coin, gold to be exact. The shopkeeper looks down and nods.
shopkeeper: very well, quick delivery or expand delivery?
Jaune: expand.
the shopkeeper ushers him to the side and a secret door opens. Their we see a bladesmith and a toxicologist working on separate sides.
doc. Toxic: ah, Mr. Arc, it’s good to see you
smith: ah, arc! Good to see you lad.
both: what shall we do on this fine occasion?
Jaune: (looks at the smith) I need you to prepare four blades for me each with their own uniqueness. Four different looks and only two will be coated in toxins. (Looks at doc. Toxic) One poisonous and the other paralyzing.
smith: what designs are we talking?
Jaune: Ones a hunting dagger, then a gravity knife, followed by a bolo knife, and final a OTF switch blade.
doc. Toxic: and which ones do you want to toxify?
Jaune: the gravity and OTF.
Jaune hands them a fair stack of gold coins each.
both: (bows respectively) pleasure doing business with you Mr. Arc.
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Jaune slips through into corners as to try not to get spotted by his team and Rwby. He makes it to a run down pawnshop. He makes his way to the counter.
Jaune: (places a coin in front of the cashier) I would like a rush order please?
the person in turn leads him to the back area where a tailor and an armorer is and greets him.
tailor: ah, señor Arc. Welcome. Will you be needing a suit?
armorer: And maybe some armor fitting?
Jaune: I am.
both of them get to work, the tailor measuring him top to bottom and the armorer casting metal in the background.
tailor: what style?
Jaune: atlasian.
tailor: how many buttons?
Jaune: 3.
tailor: the trousers?
Jaune: tapered
tailor: and lastly the lining?
Jaune: aura hardening
armorer: what of your armor plating?
Jaune: shoulder plates are to be tactical and light, bracers of both arms and legs are to be fitted with blade and knife holders, and the rest are to be medieval valean style.
We skip ahead a few minutes to where their performance testing the aura hardening fabric. Once they were done, they take out the said aura hardening fabric and show Jaune.
Tailor: once in contact with aura, even through a certain degree of fabric, shall immediately harden. We place it and sew it between the fabric and lining. Zero damage but….the aftershock is painful I’m afraid.
armorer: and we are done. A prototype model based on what you give. The should plates will carry on 9mm cartridge rounds and are light and are durable. The arm bracers hold your knife’s and your boot bracers are daggers. The rest of your plating is as requested.
both: where do you want to deliver them?
Jaune: I want them to be delivered to beacon under the address name of “arc family”, as to not raise suspicion.
gives both of them the proper amount of coins and walks off.
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Jaune starts walking cautiously toward a dust shop. He enters the store and hands a coin to the cashier. The cashier takes the coin and opens a secret doorway where a well dressed woman is standing.
“Maiden”: it’s a pleasure to see you again Mr. Arc.
Jaune: I’d like a tasting.
“Maiden”: I know of your fondness for the atlasian varietals, but I can wholeheartedly endorse the classic breeds of mistralians.
“Maiden”: glocks 17 and 19. Polymer frame to make it lightweight and rust resistant. Near indestructible durability. What’s next?
Jaune: I need something….bold yet controlled.
“Maiden”: bold, controlled…….
“Maiden”: m4 carbine. 14.5 inch, gas-operated with a rotating bolt, trijicon accupoint with one-six magnification.
Jaune: I would like a recommendation, something unique, diverse.
“Maiden”: May I suggest, the kel-tec KSG.
“Maiden”: compact, 18.5 inches, downward shell ejection, duel magazine for a total of 15 rounds, a valean classic.
Jaune: (pays her the proper amount)
“Maiden”: shall I have everything sent to beacon under the usual?
Jaune: yes, thank you.
“Maiden”: excellent. And Mr. Arc, I do hope you enjoy your trinkets while studying there.
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it’s around night time and Jaune returns back to his dorm. Where he is immediately surrounded-, scratch that, pounced on by his teammates and Rwby.
Ruby: Jaune you idiot! You had us worried sick!
Blake: Jaune, I need you to answer a question.
Yang: where were you? We’ve looked all around vale for you!
Pyrrha: are you okay?
Nora: are there any more gold coins?!
Jaune: okay first off, forgive me Ruby. Second, in a minute Blake. Third, I was in the shopping district of vale. Fourth, yes I’m okay, you don’t need to worry. Fifth, no Nora, that coin was something I found on my way here to beacon.
Nora: awww~!
Jaune: now Blake?
Blake: I was going to ask if you know about the coin but you just answered it.
Jaune: good. Now can team RWBY get out, I had a long day of window shopping and I need some rest.
RWBY: okay good night.
As team Rwby leaves Jaune hops to his bed and plops down face first. Sleeping without a care in the world.
Cold, dead of night, pouring like theirs a drought to come, the worst time for a night stroll. Well, all except for….the detective. Jaune Xavier Arc did not mind taking a stroll in the rain since he had rain proof gear on but…that wasn’t what he wanted. He needs to get to his usual broker for some info, which we will get to when they meet. Which in this case, Jaune goes down an alleyway and stops midway and turns seeing his small well dressed broker.
Jaune: hello sugar.
Neo: (has her umbrella in one hand and a notepad in the other. That notepad producing works) ‘your late detective. I thought you’d wash out like the rain. Word on the street is you caught someone’s attention.’
Jaune: let me guess, the dark syndicate?
Neo: maybe. People talk when you start digging up things they rather be buried. (Pulls a dagger out of no where) you might want to watch your back.’
Jaune: (his eyes glow for a second then the knife Neo is holding shatters, like it was never there. His eyes stop glowing after that) speak for yourself. Looking at what’s left behind, you too had some trouble recently.
Neo: ‘careful detective, you might break my heart.’
Jaune: let me get straight to it. (Pulls a photograph of a person) her names Glynda, blonde, late thirties, works with senator Ozpin. No one seen her for a week now. You got anything?
Neo: ‘that depends on what you got for me detective.’
Neo holds her hand out to receive her “payment” shall we say. Jaune begrudgingly hands over the necessary payment to get her talking.
Neo: ‘saw her four days ago, right here in my establishment, believe it or not. No expensive drinks, cheapskate actually. She looked worried, looking over her shoulder a lot, mumbling about irregularities in the guild’s finances or something.’
Jaune: the four guilds, eh. Their involved in this.
Neo: ‘peeks your interest doesn’t it? Who could it be? The beacon brotherhood, the atlasian brigade, the haven kaisha, or perhaps the shade mafia~!’
Jaune: seems like I just went from having no leads to too many.
Neo: ‘leaving so soon? Happy hour about to start.
Jaune: sorry but I still remember last times incident.
Neo: (giggles after remembering the incident) ‘your loss~!’
Jaune: oh and next time, stick to the usual pink for the calling card. Violet feels wrong to me.
Neo: (with a startled and confused expression) ‘um, t-that’s not mine.’
Just then a person snapped their fingers and the alley way they are in catches fire and explodes. [fade to black]
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strap in for next time when I do the battle choreography.
I was inspired by both this video and this comment.
so hear me out- actually, some of you don’t even know what this anime is, right? Let me give a quick rundown on what it is.
land of the lustrous: now I never watched it myself but I know a few key details. It’s a 3d type anime about humanoid sentient gems, no not Steven universe gems, but more rough on their edges and a bit more personality. The also have a “sensei” for more tougher situations. These gems defend earth from these, what I could only call because that’s how they look, “god like beings made of mayonnaise”, I don’t know. Protag. here is one of the most fragile gems there is. I would also like to point out that gems who go into combat are the ones with high density. The protag. who’s a phosphorite by the way, wants to go into battle but gets cracked again and again….and again……that about covers it, that’s the whole plot. Type in the comments if I missed anything, if you know the anime that is.
so back to my idea, Jaune gains the power of making gem beings, this also works with dust crystals to some extent. In this story, Ruby was never born and neither was emerald, but were both created by Jaune. Ruby and emerald were just made out of his unconsciousness and Jaune just assumed they found him cowering in a corner or something. Jaune never realized this power until he started to make more around age 10. And the mare he made the stronger he became to the point his voice could break auras.
hear me out, this a custom character with the devil fruit of Godzilla. Let me give you details…
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Maelstrom D. Gabriel
description: white long messy hair in a downward ponytail, toned body, 6ft tall, crystal blue eyes, rugged face, and visible fangs. Wears a no shirt, black pants with chains, sleeveless black jacket with blue luminescent stripes , a metal collar, broken shackles, and leather boots with spikes.
devil fruit: (what was thought) the paramecia type, kibo kibo no mi, the scale scale fruit. Gives the user the power of impenetrable scales which are dark in color, supernatural strength, and the ability to swim.///(what it truly is) the mythical zeon type, Kaiju Kaiju no mi, beast beast fruit model: king of monsters/Godzilla. Gives the user the ability to transform into a gigantic creature with scales, sharp fangs, bulky body, long arms with sharp claws, a big thick tail, thick legs, and giant crystal like protrusions on their back. It also gives them the power to generate energy through their body, releasing extreme heat, and when concentrated at a direct point of opening(EX, mouth) can release a beam of heated energy that burns to a(putting a limit to this, which is half) 50,000 °C. And can still swim in water.
fighting style: (when in human form) hasshoken mostly, if not that then he sorta copies luffy’s gears to an extent. (In monster form) back tail slap, clawing, ripjawing, rolling, and when most desperate uses his “atomic breath”.
Haki: “roaring” conqueror Haki, which is the equivalent of an alpha roar from Godzilla
@howi99 I’m using your big guns au, but as I call it, “guns of glory”, posts as a reference. I also had to do some light research on a few guns Jaune will carry. On with the post….
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we start off with Jaune puking his guts out, takes a few seconds of air, and rushes back to bullhead to grab his carry-ons, which are a crate and three different sized cases all being rolled on a cart. On his way to find where to put his stuff and the auditorium, he hears…….
(kaboom!!!)
He rushes over to the noise with his baggage and finds a crater and three girls arguing(well two, the other is just staying quiet). As they depart the girl in the red hood flops down. Being the good hearted man he is, he walks up to her……
Jaune: hey, want to walk and talk?
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their was an awkward silence for five minutes. That silence however was broken with a question.
Ruby: hey if you don’t mind, what’s in those cases~? Are they weapons?! Can you show me?!
Jaune: yes they are. And sure I can show.
he opens the small case and starts showcasing it.
Jaune: first up, the pit viper with a flash hider and a red dot sight attachments.
Ruby: the pit viper?! (Takes a closer look…..no sorry, takes the gun out of its case and examines it close up) 21 to 23 round capacity mag. with a built in compensator for no muzzle flip. Fiber optic front sight, ambidextrous safeties, flared Magwell for faster reloads, and two pound extreme trigger. This is the gun of my dreams~!
Jaune: (takes the pit viper away from her and showcases the last things) And it also has for those, shall I say “intimate encounters”, ferocious fangs~! Comes with pre-loaded mags of Luger and .357 SIG. (puts the viper away in the case)
Ruby: standard and high velocity rounds. Not a bad setup.
Jaune: thanks, I try.
Jaune: (opens the next case) next we have, the m1 gerand. The perfect gun for dopamine triggers and snipers high.
Ruby: I bet it can’t beat my beloved crescent rose~.
Jaune: sure, dream while you’re ahead. The standard model with interchangeable barrels, one for their standard rounds of .30-06 Springfield and for the much bigger rounds like the 50 caliber.
Ruby: (awe struck) it shoots what caliber?!
Jaune: you heard correct. Even though it’s chambered to fit eight standard springfields, it was heavily modified to also fit in a 50 cal. for a much powerful shot.
Ruby: that’s so cool🤩!
Jaune: thanks. now where was I? Right, this beauty of a master peace.
Jaune: last we have, the benelli m4 with a six side Saddle and suppressor attachment.
Ruby: the valean classic shotgun.
Jaune: you know your guns well~. Personally it’s my favorite. (Takes out of its casing to show off the features) custom bolt carrier release and charging handle. Textured grips should the hands get…wet. Chambered in slug shot rounds and bird shot rounds.
Ruby: so cool~! (Looks at the crate) is there anything in here?
Jaune: mostly just other attachments and ammo. (Opens the crate) Okay let’s see…. Starting with attachments: I have two types of pistol light attachments, three kinds of suppressors, four different scopes, at least eight different red dot sights, three types of red dot lasers, and a bayonet dagger. Now theirs not much I could say about the ammo but to name a few: I got full metal jacketed hollow-points, buck shot rounds, 12-G, .300 blackout, .45 ACP, 10mm, and 7mm rem mag.
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/let’s skip into the start of initiation./
As Jaune lands atop a tree and gentle come down from it, he ready’s himself by rechecking his all three of his guns. Once he’s done he holds his benelli m4 at the ready and starts running to where the relics are. On his way to the relics he hears fighting to his left. He switches to his viper and runs with to the sound. He sees Pyrrha Nikos surround by beowolves and is about to collapse from exhaustion. Just when a beowolf lunges forward Jaune shoots twice and the beowolf dies. He gets his boot knife out and starts his attack. He shoots beowolves left and right while also stabbing and slashing them with precision. Once he’s done he pockets his knife in his boot and holsters his pistol. He turns to Pyrrha Nikos as now they are partners.
Jaune: guess we’re partners.
Pyrrha: I’ll be in your care.
Jaune: alright, let’s get going.
Jaune runs with his m1 gerand in hand and Pyrrha by his side.
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Note: I want to mention, he has an entirely new combat fit. Instead of his usual armor, hoodie, jeans, and shoes, he now wears a black skintight suit, metal bracers with combat knifes at the ready, leather boots which also has combat knifes, straps around his waist—left thigh—shoulders—and right arm with either pouches with extra ammunition cases—shotgun shells—or straight up gerand casings, a black long coat jacket with twin tails, black pants, and black fingerless gloves.
with that out of the way I hope you enjoyed reading this skit about Jaune and his guns.
Jaune: hm? Ruby, what are you wearing around your neck?
Ruby: you noticed? It’s a necklace made with small cookie balls. More practical for me when I’m working on my baby, crescent rose. Though I technically stole this idea from a candy shop near by. Yang helped me make a cookie version of it and viola!
jaune stared with a grin on his face and an idea of mischief.
Jaune: hm~, that does sound like an interesting idea Ruby. By the way, can I take a bite~?
Ruby: sure! Just give me a sec, I should have more I mad-?!
Jaune: no need.
Pulls up the necklace making Ruby stun-locked, takes a bite from one of her cookie balls and instantly looks her in the eyes making her flustered.
Jaune: after all, theirs one right here~.
Ruby: (embarrassed and blushing) Jaune Selina Arc!
Jaune: “sh##, full name. But she’s cute when she’s this flustered~.”
Jaune: I’m deaf, but my semblance makes the words people say appear below them so I can read them.
Ruby: “Like subtitles in a movie?”
Jaune: Yeah, just like that!
Ruby: “That’s awesome!”
Weiss: “I’ve never heard of a semblance like that before. That’s quite the unique semblance.”
Jaune: Thanks, but it has its downsides.
Ruby: “Like what?”
Jaune: It doesn’t say who is talking to me, so if I’m around several people I get confused on who I’m speaking to.
Ruby: “That sounds annoying.”
Jaune: If someone asks me to, ‘come here.’ I have no idea where ‘here’ is because there isn’t a voice to follow.
Weiss: “People have no doubt become quite angry about that, haven’t they?”
Jaune: Yeah, I’ve had quite a few incidents happen to me every now, and then. But, that’s not the worst of it.
Weiss: “It’s not?”
Ruby: “Then what is?”
Jaune: All the words I see are at chest level.
Weiss: “So?”
Ruby: “What’s wrong with that?”
Jaune: Let me rephrase that: All the words I see are at boob level.
Weiss: …
Ruby: Oh…
Jaune: Yeah…
: “Is that why you’re always staring at my chest?!”
Jaune: Who said that?
Ruby: “You need to be facing Jaune so he knows who’s talking to him.”
: “Whoops. Sorry.”
Yang: “Is that why you’re always staring at my chest?!”
Jaune: …
Jaune: Yes.
Yang: “I just thought you liked checking out my girls~!”
Jaune: You put my head through a wall because I was ‘staring’ too much.
Yang: Uhh…
: “It was you who did that to him?!”
Yang: “Uh oh…”
: You’re dead, you hear me! You’re dead!”
Yang: “Gotta go bye!”
: “Come back here you bitch.”
Jaune: That was Jeanne, wasn’t it?
Ruby: “Yeah.”
Weiss: “How could you tell?”
Jaune: This isn’t the first time she’s done this to someone, nor will it be the last.
Weiss: “Well hopefully this will be the least of your problems coming here, Jaune.”
Jaune: I hope so too, but something weird has been happening to me lately ever since I came to Beacon to see my sister.
Ruby: “Weird how?”
Jaune: Well…?!
: “Ara Ara~!”
Jaune: That! That keeps happening?!
Ruby: What keeps happening!
Jaune: Someone keeps on saying, ‘Ara Ara’ to me!
Weiss: “They’re saying what to you?”
Jaune: They’re saying…?!
: “Ara Ara Jaune~!”
Jaune: Ahhhh!!! Whoever you are! Show yourself! And, explain why you keep doing this! Otherwise I might be forced to take responsibility for actions I will only slightly regret!
we start in the dead of night in vale. Agents yang and Jaune are right infront of a hair salon, the “taboon-seam”. They check their scrolls and confirm this is the right place. Both enter together and walk to two empty chairs. both are seated.
Fem/barber: welcome, are you two a couple~? Are you here for the lovers deal we have?
Jaune: yes we are and yes please~.
fem/barber: great! So what would you both like done today?
Yang: a light trim for me.
Jaune: nothing special, we’re about to shoot off.
Fem/barber: anywhere special?
Jaune: We have a flight to catch.
fem/barber: oh, exciting~!
Yang: yeah, we have a feeling it’s going to be out of this world~.
the fem/barber chuckles as she combs through yangs hair first.
Jaune: (in another language) so what are your plans?
fem/barber: (in another language) world dominat-?!
the female barber backs the hell up in shock as she pulls out her scissors but in turn Jaune pulls out his S&W model 36 revolver and points in her face.
Jaune: sorry to cut this short sweetheart, but you have five seconds to get off our planet.
5…4…3… Please don’t make this hairy. 2…1…that’s a real shave.
fem/barber: (gets shot in the head point blank and dies)
Jaune: sorry Barbie, I don’t make the condition……ers….?
yang: ouch, almost Jaune.
Jaune: you try better yang.
everyone there runs out the building, only leaving behind Jaune, yang, and a handful of barbers. The barbers in that instant start shooting energy shots from their hairdryers at the two. Yang and Jaune duck for cover and shoot back. Jaune with his nine round revolver and yang with a shortened pump shotgun. Jaune kills one but the other shots a shot at him, grazing him on the shoulder.
Jaune: was it the puns?! (Continues shooting at them while reloading with yang covering fire) I feel like it was the puns.
Yang: enough with the small talk! Grab the hair dryer!
Jaune immediately crawls to the fallen hairdryer and starts blasting it at the attackers, killing them all. Yang and Jaune take a sigh of relief but turn to the mirror only to see another barber twirling with scissors. Both instinctively grabbed a metal tray and blocked the incoming scissors but unfortunately Jaune got hit right in the shoulder. He reacts as one would expect and pulls out his S&W 500 and shoots them in the head. Jaune groans and pulls out the scissor’s in his shoulder.
Jaune: this could not get any worse!
yang ‘sigh’ you had to say it…..
Just then another barber comes, this time they are packing a hair straightener energy saber. They come straight at Jaune who starts loooking for another hair straightener. He grabs one and starts saber fighting the bi###.
Jaune: ‘she has better skill than me. Let’s see if she can handle my 500.’ (Whips out his S&W 500 point blank and fires but misses as the barber dodges. He fires multiple times only to miss inches away. He runs empty and pockets the gun. He runs straight at the barber and full swings it.
Jaune: (locks eyes with the barber as they do too. Analyzing his position, his partner’s movements, and reaction timing. He shouts a command to yang.) Yang! “Ring me up!”. (Pushes the barber away from him and back-steps to the side)
Yang: (comes in with her shotgun raised and starts unloading on the barber until she runs empty. By then the barber is still somehow alive is recovering. But before they do, yang sidesteps and Jaune come in with the saber raised)
Jaune: (decapitates the barber and finishes them off by slicing their head multiple times until it’s nothing but bits. He drops the straightener and says…..) I’m glad we….. (puts on shades) straightened that out.
Yang: ha! Nice one Jaune! High five!
Jaune: (slaps her hand)
Yang: now kiss me~!
Jaune: (bonks her head) not where we just fought, yang. You know that.
@arc-misadventures2 I got something for your telepath story line that’s, in my opinion hilarious.
I can imagine Jaune at a coffee shop on a mission of sorts trying to read the emotion of a certain person but suddenly another person, not related to his mission, is too emotional and he needs to contact them to “shut the f### up. I’m trying to read someone else’s mind” but in a nicer way of course
I have been inspired by two creators. Team JNRZ: SMB!
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SMB: team bonding!
Flynt: alright Jaune, let me give you the age old question~!
Jaune: ……..why do I get the feeling of dread and Deja vu…..but different?
Flynt: Jaune; smash, marry, breed…..
Flynt: the disco girl with Faunus origin, neon!
Neon: hey cute stuff~
Flynt: the punk tomboy that too cool, Reese chloris!
Reese: sup leader!
Flynt: And finally, the sniper that keeps to herself, besides her team, May zedong!
May: hey captain……
Flynt: which are you choosing for each section~?
Jaune: ………Flynt…my buddy, my friend…my homie…you have no idea how much I want to punt you across this room right now.
Flynt: W-why?!
Jaune: Even I have no clue. And I’m pissed! Also my teammates, are you serious?! I could chuck you out the window and savior the taste. But……for the sake of not hurting our friendship, I’ll play your game. Let’s see…hmmm~
smash neon.
Neon: oh~! And why’s that stud~?
Jaune: because as the third person I met after coming to bulwark, you specifically after teasing me, I couldn’t hold it in and would have smashed on that bench straight up.
Neon: ah~! So bold~!
Jaune: then I should marry, may.
May: might I ask why?
Jaune: it’s because for some weird reason, I see you and think “mother” and “wife” material.
May: (hides blush but not so well) O-oh……
jaune: then last but not least, breed Reese.
Reese: Since I’m last you probably won’t like it, huh…
Jaune: on the contrary, you don’t realize it but you got a nice @$$, and I would pound that until I’m satisfied.
Reese: W-what?! Pervert!
Jaune: but to be honest, this would have been hard if not for the fact that I love you all equally, as teammates of course. If I had a choice, hypothetical, I would do all three with all three of you. (Snakes like heavens light, then gets a notification on his scroll) looks like I have to go to logistics class. See you when I come back. (Leaves the room.)
(Moment of silence )
Flynt: so……what I tell ya~?
Neon: you were right Flynt. We do got a chance after all~!
May: ……..hm~!……..
Reese: I- w-wh- he- all thre-?! Ah~…. (Faints)
Flynt: And she is passed out.
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thank @arc-misadventures2 and @didyoutrydynamite for giving me this idea😁
narration: so young were thy. The blossoming of friendship…….to rivalry. We start in the arc’s household we’re two kids are playing checkers. Jaune and Pyrrha, black and white, 50/49 scoring.
Jaune: hehe. ‘Smug smile’ Think you can beat my record friend~?
Pyrrha: don’t be smug yet Jaune, I’m only one win away to making a tie.
Jaune: that doesn’t mean nothing. Can’t you accept defeat~?
Pyrrha: never!
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(Age 13)
narration: this rivalry continues as they age. From games to……well…this
Jaune: (gets knocked to the ground and has a sword pointed at him.) grr!
Pyrrha: (sword in hand points in his face) surrender.
-score: 0 to 10-
(push’s the sword away and stands with a raised hand and the other, in a fist, to his chest. Indicating both a surrender and a rematch)
Pyrrha: seriously Jaune? Don’t you ever give up?
Jaune: I have pride, Pyrrha. I’m not letting you one up me. (Picks his sword up and gets in a stance) I’m going to defeat you and that little score of yours even if I have to have break a broken bone or three!
Pyrrha: (sighs but smiles. Then take’s a stance) bring it on.
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(Age 15)
narration: their rivalry grows. Jaune’s training with a sword and shield evolves and adapts to pyrrha’s fighting style. From using crocea mors to his unnamed blade and scabbard/pulse shield/bladed boomerang. They are currently in a mock battle.
-score: 71 to 68-
(Pyrrha takes defensive stance and blocks the incoming attack, countering with a spear jab but misses the target by a spit second. Jaune in turn dodges the incoming threat and unpredictably turns his shield to a boomerang and throws it behind him. Though leaving him defenseless, his ace in this was his maneuverment and his counter ability. He dodges left as a spear thrusts at him but then side ducks as it turns to a sword in an instant. Dodging and weaving attacks, he tries to strike but the shield blocks it all. He sees his boomerang curve behind her and smirks. Pyrrha tries to deal the final blow but as she was her blade was not only deflected away from him but also flew out of her hand. She can’t even try to pick it up since Jaune pushed her backwards, hard. So much so that….. ‘screen pans from 3d to 2d black and white as the boomerang hits her in the back as she falls knee first, aura in the red, and fall completely. In turn the screen goes back to 3d but pans in on Jaune catching the boomerang and posing as Pyrrha hits the floor in the background’)
anouncer: winner, Jaune Vicktor Arc!
-score: 72 to 68-
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(Age 17)
narration: first day at beacon, initiation. We mosey our way to the locker room where two people are talking and Jaune(who has slightly longer hair now in this skit) walk by to his locker, which is behind the two.
Jaune: excuse me? You’re infront of my locker. (Pushes past them) thank you.
Weiss: hey you! Do you have any idea who you pushed away?!
(Looks to his side and sees Pyrrha with that smile of her’s, then gets an idea)
Jaune: And who pray tell is this person?
Weiss: this is Pyrrha. Graduated top of her class in sanctum!
Jaune: ‘huff’ more like second~. (Sees Pyrrha twitch from the comment)
Weiss: (didn’t hear his comment) she’s won the mistral’s regional tournament four years in a row, a new record!
Jaune: ‘scoffs’ only because the rival let her after, (mocking) seeing her cry like a little baby~! (Sees Pyrrha’s face turn red)
Weiss: she’s on the front of every pumpkin Pete’s marshmallow flakes box!
Jaune: oh the shitty one, like her fac-?! (Gets punched mid sentence)
(The one that gave him the left hook, Pyrrha, who is seething in anger)
Pyrrha: first off, you know damn well I passed with flying colors after you tinkered with my last answer. Second, the only reason you let me win was because you thrown dust in my eyes, then after gave up because “I can’t fight a crying person who’s desperate” then after words while the cameras were covered in dust you flipped me the the middle finger! And third, you’re not any better! You willingly chose the ######## after it’s bad reviews and still sold dozens!
Jaune: because a dying brand is a good pitch to rise in status. Anyways, you chose pumpkin Pete’s brand because it was my favorite and you wanted to spite me!
(Both of them butt heads and throw down remark after remark. That was until Weiss interrupted with a question)
Weiss: Pyrrha do- do you know who he is….?
Pyrrha: (Pyrrha smirks to herself for one reason) I guess without the mask and ponytail your just unrecognizable~!
Jaune: yeah and people recognize you because of your big @$$ forehead. (Reach’s his locker and opens slowly)
Weiss: back to my question, please?
Pyrrha: right, he is my childhood friend and with the mask and his ponytail with us signature weapon he was nicknamed the-?!
(As she was about to say his nickname, Weiss looks to the side and drops to her butt in shock. What she sees is Jaune in a ponytail with his mask on and his weapon strapped to the side, a white scabbard with a golden hue and blue crystal markings that says “bellator de libertas”)
Weiss: The golden stallion! Jaune Vicktor Arc! Rival of the invincible girl! O-oh oum?! I’m.. I’m…….ah. (Faints on the spot)
(They just leave her on the floor as they are still arguing about their achievements and what not)
(30 minutes later, in the emerald forest Jaune and Pyrrha land simultaneously together, as they make eye contact their scrolls beep, indicating they are now partners.
(30 more minutes later, they are in the auditorium with their respective teams, Jaune and Pyrrha glaring at eachother the whole time. That was until they were announcing their team and ozpin monologuing until…)
ozpin: team JNPR and their team leader, Jaune V. Arc.
Jaune: WO HOOO! Suck it Pyrrha, I’m the boss of you now!
Pyrrha: like hell! (Swings a jab at Jaune)
(They fight on stage as the crowd is either bewildered or unimpressed)
(To make the short end of the stick, their first day was……a competition. First thing in the morning they struggle to get in the shower and ultimately just caved in and shared. They put on their academy uniform and raced to their class with of course ren and Nora. Competing for first answers, duel with Grimm, etc. and that was the daily year they went through.)
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(Age 18)
narration: into their second year and things have…..calmed down a little. They’re still at each other’s throats but it was not so much as it was last year. They learned to….tone down their rival to an extent. They are in the cafeteria eating their lunch when
JP: so who wants seconds today. Whoa, we been spending too much time together. Like damn. Like damn~! Okey stop copying me. Stop copying me! Imtalkingsofastyoucan’tevensaywhatimsaying! Damn it! Ahhh! I know, say the first thing that comes to mind. Ready, 1 2 3…. ALIEN ####! EY YO! What were you even thinking, no better question why were you thinking that?! Alright let’s just not talk!
(silence fills the room, both are fiddling with utensils in sync, sighing in sync, yawning in sync, stretching in sync)
JP: it’s got to be over now-?! SH##! You know what, that does it! (Both get up from their seat and face eachother) I’m going to do something you won’t even think of! Let’s go! (Both ram into eachother but not the intended way. Since they rammed into eachother….while kissing. They both, for respective reasons, backed off while blushing both by frustration and embarrassment.) W-what the?! Why did you think to kiss me?! Me?! No you! No not me, you! You kissed m-?!
(Both get hit in the head and fall to the ground as the one that knocked them out were standing above them, ren and Nora. They were both dragged to their next class to wake up normal)
(3 days later, their in a training exercise. The exercise is your chained to the one person you never work well with or are in great sync with. Intentional or not, Jaune and Pyrrha were teamed up. Let’s see how that turns out…..)
Jaune: YOU GOT US IN THIS MESS PYRRHA, YOU GET US OUT!
Pyrrha: SCREW YOU JAUNE!
(they, while chained to each other by the waist, were chased by a pack of beowolfs. Running through the forest the stumbled across a small group of ursulas who then started chasing them. Tires of the even bigger swarm of Grimm, they run all the way to the the cliff side to try and run them off the cliff but hit the misdirection and are now in an open field with a flock of small nevermores flying overhead. What do they do next?)
JP: ………. ‘Sigh’ you attack/defend, I defend/attack? Deal.
(Pyrrha throws her shield in the air and Jaune passes his sword underneath. Pyrrha catches his blade mid air and in turn Jaune catches her shield mid air. We then cut to a scene of complete synchronization of the two. Jaune using the shields to defend Pyrrha and in turn Pyrrha counter attacking and vise versa.)
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(Age 21)
narration: the age of 21, alcohol. The first day in being 21 is the same day they start a competition over it.
-40 to 39/in hard liquor-
Jaune: (barely drunk) and that’s number 40. Oh what can’t handle it, invincible girl~?
Pyrrha: (drunk as hell) fUc# YoU As$HOle~! (Drinks her 40 cup) AhAHAHahAh, tHe WaShInG CoUrTeRs iF you PlEaS-?! (Starts gagging)
Jaune: (rushes her to the unisex bathroom and closes the door. Opens the toilet lid up and brings Pyrrha close to it, which she immediately pukes into. But in turn Jaune also pukes out his guts but into the sink.)
(both are throwing their guts out. Pyrrha stops, hung over, leans in on Jaune, and rubs her hand on his crotch. Her chest pressed against his lower back.)
Jaune: Pyrrha, I got no time for your games, get off!
Pyrrha: come on~. Let’s have some fun……daddy~!
(the next morning, in a love hotel room, they are sleeping on a heart-shaped bed with lots of $£X toys. They’re both naked and drenched in sweat.
(I shall not continue further)
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(Age 40)
narration: it has been a good 19 years of marriage with four kids and a dog. Though they live happily there still……rivals to the bitter end. I’m not joking, the kids once saw them have an extreme cooking battle which caused a forest fire(don’t ask).
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I hope you enjoy that and be ready for a ‘workout buddy’
Today is going to be jaune the shark kidnaps Weiss Schnee. While pressing her for answers and making sure she talks, he says one line and starts regretting it……and possibly enjoying it
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We set this scene in a dark dimly lit room, too spacious to be an interrogation room. Had to be one of the small warehouses by the docks, the smell of the sea almost confirming it.
within the dim light sit Weiss Schnee, bound to a chair. Even as a huntress in training She struggles to get out oh her binds, how a skilled girl like her get tied up is unknown.
from the shadows- no from the shallows in the corner if the warehouse, a small pool of water, which smells of the sea, came a figure drenched in the seawater and covered in seaweed. Their blonde hair wet as it cascaded down, their six pack abbs and toned body trickle down with sweat and water, the mask is sea breather type, and two most unforgettable features, their shark tail and by closer inspection serrated teeth.
???: seems like I caught a Schnee in the net~. Tell me, what were you poking around here specifically?
Weiss: rumors of drugs and stolen dust were to be transported tonight. I came alone to put an end to your ways!
???: (frowns) not if I have any say in this. (Rips off her shackles as the chair breaks and plops her down, butt first.
Weiss: w-what are you going to do to m-me?
???: I’m going to rearrange your guts~!
Weiss: w-what~? (Blushes like crazy, her frown twitching into smile)
???: huh why-?!
(the shark faunas takes off his mask. It’s Jaune Arc everyone, who would have figured. As he takes it off, Weiss’s face becomes blushing mess to lust enhanced wake up call)
Jaune: I’m not flirting, I’m threatening-?! Stop put your cloths back on! W-wait, why are you-?! AHHHHhhhhhhhh-?!
(1 hour later)
Weiss: (snuggling Jaune in his embrace while glistening and naked)
