Fair warming: since this fandom is aprox as old as time, a large amount of these are abandoned, and will remain that way possibly indefinetly.
However! This doesn't mean that they aren't delightful to read, regardless. Give 'em a chance, won't you?
Another thing: a significant portion is from fanfiction.net - this doesn't mean they're garbage!! It just means this fandom is old as shit. I have taste.
A black dot â˘Â means itâs a one-shot
Brackets (âŚ) means it's still being updated/not done/WIP â and I'm paying close attention to it
Izaranna: âWelcome to Tomorrowâ (...) (general)
last update: 2018
In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats.Â
KannaKyomu: âIt Ends at Dawnâ (...) (general)
last update: 2019
She couldn't remember if she was a little girl, a grown woman, or some kind of wild beast. All she wants is what everyone wants- a purpose, a reason to be. The day she meets the man who embodies the ocean, is the day she chooses the path she will take in this life. Because it wasn't about her. Maybe it never was.Â
Phoenixyfriend: âThe Universeâs Newest Puppetâ (...) (general)
last update: 2017
Fate's strings are really more of a garotte at this point. - In which an SI OC ends up as Uchiha Sasuke's twin sister, and commences planning because this is either a seriously entertaining coma or her unfortunately permanent new reality.
Joyous Flamboyancy: âBlank Spaceâ (...) (Itachi/OC)
last update: 2017
It's been said that when you die you'll see your past, present, and your supposed future. Well, no one said anything about seeing my sorry ass in a finished manga. Seriously, this sucks.
Artsome: âClockwork and a Teacupâ (...) (general)
last update: 2020
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life.
Shadownumera: âClearing Mistâ (Kisame/OC)
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed.
Strawberry and creme: âWhispered Nothingsâ (...) (general)
last update: 2019
In which a sick little girl changes absolutely everything and nothing.
*this was was re-written with one chapter, the rest was deleted, here's the google doc for the original version (21 chapters)
Iaso: Â âOn Freedom and Other Formalitiesâ (...)(Genma/OC)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2020
When push comes to shove, Hiwa Inuzuka doesn't go down easy. Reborn into a new, dangerous world? She puts her past life as a spy to work. Thrown into a war? Hiwa does her duty, for Konoha. And when she's forced into an arranged marriage? All there is to do is beat them to the punch and get married first.
Thankfully, Genma Shiranui is willing to lend a hand. Literally.
Vixen Tail: â108 Earthly Temptationsâ (Tobirama/OC)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
A character study into why the older generations of shinobi are harsher and less inclined to compromise.
SI/OC Pre-Konoha, Warring States Period. Post-Founding. Part One, the beginnings of Sekanji Terazawa. Poison Mistress, occasional kunoichi Lady, and the aunt of Orochimaru. Part Two, the establishment of Konoha and the character of the village Founders. Part Three, the end.
Erimies: âThe Clan of Samsaraâ (...) (Madara/SI-OC)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2015
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story.Â
DianaMoth: - âThe Yondaimeâs Assistantâ (Genma/OC/Kakashi)
part of a series, one of three (unconnected)
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps.
Bye-bye jounin rank! However, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that was fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
DianaMoth:Â âGuardian Angel of Trouble Twinsâ (general)
Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her, and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she would elope with the ninken summoner!
Uchiha Massacre Fix-it
DianaMoth:Â âGuardian Angel of a Troubled Manâ (Kakashi/OC)
Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu, and she failed to save Number One. Now that only Itachi was left, she would do anything to protect him... no matter how many almonds it took.
*This is an AU of the 1st part of this series. You have to read it to understand this, as this differs starting from the end of the first chapter of Guardian Angel of Trouble Twins. In short: this is what would happen if Shisui died like in canon.
Masqvia: âFatespinnerâ (...) (general)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2017
The ability to speak to ghosts sounded like a jokeâat least it did, until it put a target on my back. Survival was at the top of the list and changing the future was laughable at best. Then I got attached, and the whole game changed.Â
RosesToPaint: âOf Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholdsâ (general)
The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way.
RosesToPaint: âOf Cutting Cords and Forging Chainsâ (...) (general)Â Â Â Â last update: 2018
The Chuunin Exams are almost in sight and Hisana is faced with her biggest challenge yet: Keeping Sasuke in Konoha and Orochimaru out of it! And then there's Itachi, who's a class all of his own.
*Part II of "Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds".
Sage Thrasher: âSanitizeâ (...) (general)
last update: 2023
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary.
Sage Thrasher: âAn Eye for an Eyeâ (...) (general)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2019
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me.
Yuuki no Yuki: - âBeeâs Purpleâ (...) (general)                    Â
last update: 2020
People always talk about how great the Sharingan is, 'it can see through any genjutsu' 'It can recreate any ninjutsu' 'It can predict the future.' But I never really believed them. Not until I unlocked my own pair, and made a startling discovery, "Itachi-nii I can see new colors!" Yeah, I may not have been the most noble of Uchiha, but hey, at least I was having fun?
The-world-builder: - âThis Transient, Floating Worldâ (...) (general)Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2019
Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.
Snow-Nightshade: âLiving in a Really, Really Weird Worldâ (...) (general)
last update: 2019
Her name is Kazeshini Uzumaki and she was born even before Madara Uchiha was around, she doesn't want to fight head on and so fights as an assassin, she's a dauntless sword user who carries a nodachi a few inches taller than her, and she's a girl who really just wants to bear hug the ever adorable Naruto and he isn't even around yet.
FlitterFlutterFly: âTrue to Myselfâ (...) (Skikamaru/OC)Â Â Â
last update: 2016
I never expected to die young, but if I had I would have probably thought something normal like a car accident. I wasnât given a peaceful death though. Maybe the trauma I went through on that night, the same night as the Uchiha massacre, is the reason I found myself in the Naruto world. I was far from happy about any of it, but Iâd always been a determined person and I learned to make the best of the situation.
Fishebake: âMoonflowerâ (...) (general)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2020
They say that destiny is set in stone. Most people are willing to accept this and move on - Yamanaka Inoko is not most people. Her father's life is on the line, and she knows that if she wants to keep him safe, she's going to need a seriously big sledgehammer.
Shanatical: - âAddendumâ (...) (general)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2018
Or, 'How I Learned to Stress Out and Ruin Everything': a gripping tale of tears, danger, tender hearts and derring-do, in which I take on a world that isn't as made-up as I thought it was and my choices really, really matter.
Chadsuke: - âCrying is alrightâ (...) (general)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2020
â-in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do.â - C.S. Lewis
Waking up from the death of your entire family with memories of a past life isnât something that happens to most people - especially when that past life includes visions of your own future.
LadyNyxRavus: - âAn SI's Guide to Surviving the Shinobi World without Dying Tragicallyâ (...) (general)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â last update: 2024-01-11
Honestly, I just want to make it past thirty this go-around. Contending with Uchiha Clan Nonsense, an Orochimaru still convinced he needs my baby cousin's eyes, and the knowledge of precisely how bad all this can go, that's looking more and more out of reach by the day.
infraredphaeton: - âMorphemeâ (...) (general)
last update: 2024-04-02
A morpheme is the smallest part of a word that still has meaning. If you take away everything else, you still know what it means. When you take away everything else of me, this is what remains.
...It's mostly good hair and a love of language. Everything else is take it or leave it, really.
(In which a very sarcastic guy gets reborn into a small poisoner's clan in Konoha, and accidentally saves a life. Things change.)
Authorship: âYeah, Kunai are cool but have you had dessert?â (Shisui/OC)
Easy, I thought, like the idiot I still was. Open a bakery and try not to die (again). Seemed pretty simple...until you factor in that I, a civilian, have the last Big Cat Summon. And Ino, Shika and Chouji think I'm their nee-chan.
...I didn't think to factor in the overwhelming force of Shisui's puppy eyes either.
Some - rather large - oversights then.
SI/OC Patissier and Baker...."What do you mean you don't know what fucking caramel is?!"
OR
Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people!
AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!
*This work is unfinished and will remain so. A rewrite, including nonessential plot points, is currently in the works until the title "Let Them Eat Cake". right below
 Authorship: âLet Them Eat Cakeâ (...) (Shisui/OC)                     Â
last update: 2020
Whatever I had imagined the afterlife to look like-
It was not this.
I'd ask for a refund but, in all honesty, I was going to milk this second chance as much as I could. Amazing what a suddenly callous attitude to death could do to someone's decorum.
Araceil: âThanatophobiaâ (...) (Shisui/OC)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2019
Komuro Ietsuna was a timid boy from a different world, but still, despite this world of Ninja and Gods, he's determined to survive the odds. Even if this means abandoning his Village. But you know what they say about Mice and Men, and all the best laid plans between them.
PRETTYHEART: âPyromaniacâ (...) (Naruto/SI!Sasuke/Sakura)
last update: 2022
In which Uchiha Sasuke wasn't always Uchiha Sasuke - but that's okay.
Somewhat. It's somewhat okay. He's dealing with it.
The only thing that could make the whole situation better is if Sakura would let him light the Hokage monument on fire. Something that ugly has to be destroyed.
(Featuring a pyromaniac tomato crazy Uchiha Sasuke, a morally exasperated Haruno Sakura, and a completely confused Hatake Kakashi.
As for Uzumaki Naruto, well, he's just happy to be there. You see, he plans on painting the new monument Sasuke wants to build.)
Coal: - âEchoâ (...) (Naruto/SI!Sasuke/Sakura)Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
last update: 2016
When undergoing Tsukuyomi the night Itachi slaughtered the Uchiha clan, Sasuke is made privy to a former life. He subsequently decides that revenge is stupid and he's going to try to make the most of his second life. He's too used to having a crazy and/or dead family.
A sort of self-insert as Sasuke in which he thinks education is important to becoming a good killer and that dish soap is a wondrous thing.