Pico as a bf (headcanons)
note: he wouldn’t be the best boyfriend in my head
He’ll treat you like one of the two:
gets salty about every small thing that mildly hurts him and doesn’t tell you
texts u “wii ned 2 tok” (we need to talk) randomly and then blocks u, when u ask him about it he unblocks u and says “I don’t know I forgot”
writes diss tracks about you and asks you to kiss him as thanks for the “love song”
brings you around to hang out with Darnell and nene, and every moment you’re around he treats you like you’re the only one that doesn’t belong in the friend group
also trash talks you to Darnell and nene but Darnell and nene pity you, especially nene even though she’s a bit jealous of you
randomly talks about how much he liked Boyfriend before Boyfriend “changed” and how he wishes someday he could find someone he actually loves again
you don’t even know why he’s dating you because he acts like he doesn’t even want you in his life but still flips out if you suggest breaking up
not in a yandere psycho way, just being way too unhealthily attached to you
calls you at 3am to tell u there’s a man in front of your door and that man trying to get in and not to let him in because he wants to take your organs, not because he’s trying to scare you, he genuinely believes that and can’t sleep because of it
has way too elaborate revenge fantasies about everyone that has ever hurt you
writes genuine love songs about you
sends you songs that remind him of you
goes on dates with you where you freestyle rap with each other
introduces people to you as his boyfriend/girlfriend
calls you the f slur, girl or guy, he will call you the f slur but in a romantic endearing way
youd probably be like his best friend in the world that he’s also dating. Treats you like a homie, side hugs you, ruffles your hair, picks fights for fun and slaps your ass
“check that right there see if I can shoot it. do you think I can? Of course u do, but watch” *shoots the thing*
teaches you how to use a gun, and then forces you to constantly hold a gun in your hand or at least some kind of weapon because “just in case”
Likes looking at your eyes but when you’re talking very minute u can see him checkin behind you for people that might suddenly attack you
compares u to Boyfriend like “man you know id never find someone id actually love again after him” tho u can kinda tell he has unresolved issues
truamadumps the most insane shit in the middle of a normal conversation and then says “well that sucked but at least you don’t” and ruffles your hair, and u just smile awkwardly
Should I do this for nene and Darnell as well? :]
Voting ended onOct 13, 2025